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breda moran's avatar

It is July 4th all over the world, but Independence Day in only one country. Happy Independence Day.

Rodney Highsmith's avatar

Google how many independence days are celebrated around the world. The majority celebrate independence from ONE country

Essay33's avatar

But they aren't on July 4th.

¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

It is July 4th all over the world, BUT, it's the Fourth of July only in America!

Yukon Dave's avatar

It could be worse, some places symbol for independence is a prison and a guillotine

Drew Skonberg,DC's avatar

Important medical bulletin: Those who go forth with a fifth on the fourth, will have a hard time going forth on the fifth!😉🤷‍♂️

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

ROFL. yeah. Virginia already has "commercials" on the radio and TV saying:

A DUI ticket will cost up to 11 THOUSAND DOLLARS or more.. so as a non drinker.. I am not worried; but I am sure the roads will have MORE POLICE "SOBRIETY CHECKS" around there than usual.. gotta get that REVENUE...

Bare-Faced Plague-Spreader's avatar

But have little problem going twice or once.

The Wiltster's avatar

Stolen. Destined to be used, likely without attribution.

Cinghale's avatar

Adult slip n slide kickball! Brilliant!

Joe Horton's avatar

Geez--that really does look like fun.

Beer must be involved. Somehow.

Mike Schmidt's avatar

If not while playing, certainly while it was developed.

walk2write's avatar

When you get to be a certain age, it could be known as Slip-A-Hip by Has-Been-Bro.

Rosemary B's avatar

Yay. Let's grill some meats and celebrate how far we have come.... uhm, gone....

We might be paying more taxes to our greedy government now but at least we do not have

the british health care and a doofus king

Mr. Raven's avatar

No instead we have our government fully occupied by child murdering Talmudist psycopaths. Only Thomas Massey and maybe MTG don't take money from AIPAC. If you don't understand you are no way free you re an ignorant chud, enjoy your beer and stupid.

CindyArizona's avatar

Happy Gun Freedom Day. Let’s not forget that without our guns 250 years ago, we’d have never gotten our Independence.

Stephenie's avatar

Cats, and especially bad ones, are the perfect embodiment of the American spirit. Of course, this is why you chose one for your avatar and I couldn’t be more thrilled about it! Enjoy your holiday EGM! 🐈‍⬛

Moray Watson's avatar

God bless the United States of America, the rising tide that lifts all nations.

Nick Pullar's avatar

You revolting colonials with your freedom and whatnot!

dmm's avatar

Hahaha! Damn right we're revolting! Hence colonials no more!

Joe Horton's avatar

And don't forget that 49 years ago today, Israel kicked terrorists in the ass in Entebbe by rescuing hostages in a surprise raid.

SCA's avatar

Not just the European mind, mind you. We've learned to our cost that our neighbors on this continent have kept too much of a Continental mindset.

Happy July 4th! Thank God we're the ruffian sort!

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Thank you for opening up to all subscribers! Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Thanks.. really.. very very funny

Jeff Perkins's avatar

A particularly good issue, Mr. Bad Cat!

Urs Broderick Furrer's avatar

So damn good! Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Jursy Gurl's avatar

Hell to the YEAH! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

MrsS's avatar

Many years ago I interned at the US Embassy in Stockholm. All of the American workers went to the British embassy and we reenacted them losing. It was so hilarious and pretty epic. One of those memories I’ll always remember. Then we all got drunk at the British Embassy. Their bar was unbelievably beautiful.

Deborah Gregson's avatar

50 years ago, my sister and I landed in London as part of a college summer tour. We were staying in a student dormitory and arrived in time for dinner. The chef served hot dogs and hamburgers on a table decorated with red, white, and blue streamers and American flags. We were touched that they were so kind to have a small celebration for our Independence Day. It was quite sporting of them.