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How coincidentally apt considering I just used a similar argument to smack down a Covidian who made the following snide remark in response to a health care worker’s heartwrenching letter (https://lauradodsworth.substack.com/p/i-love-my-job-but-i-wont-be-jabbed) about being forced out of her job due to the mandate:

Emma: It’s akin to demanding to have sex without a condom though. The attempts at self victimisation are so unedifying.

Me: You’re right, Emma. Being raped by a condomless AIDS carrier is actually remarkably similar to being injected with an experimental gene therapy that has been statistically proven to have drastically higher chances of fatality and injury than an innocuous virus with a 99.7% survival rate.

And I agree, the attempts by Covidians at self-victimization—even as they are depriving others of their livelihood, their freedom, their bodily autonomy, their inalienable rights—are unedifying, disgusting, and pathetic.

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I just wonder, will it really get to the point of forcible vaccination? Because there’s nothing much they can take from me that I care about. Do I need to withdraw all my money from banks yet?

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There's really no argument for forced shots which don't prevent transmission or reinfection- other than to render that person powerless n less likely to oppose future actions🥺😖

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The pro vaccine people have become like an angry lynch mob in old class B Western movie.

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And don't forget the "heart attack drug" that Pfizer added with the fairy dust to the shot for kids. That's not tyrannical or evil either. I'm so glad they are looking out for everyone. Especially the children. ;-)

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Consent. Now that's a good concept. It's too bad the governments of the world didn't get the memo.

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I shared this on my FB page, and likely will be in jail forever, or at least the foreseeable future. But my question is: when you post something that is really REALLY good, like this, what is your policy about sharing, copying, etc. ? I don’t want to be rude, but people need to see this!

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The magical fairy dust also keeps the vaccines safe and effective. :)

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“Fairy” is a pejorative with the non-binary folks, how dare you

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"It's a global pandemic" mutter the Twatterati.

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So we agree that a job is consensual slavery.

And some need magical fairy dust to get through the day. 😜

Sorry. Being silly.

Im enjoying my time off of slavery. Might have to start selling bottled water at stop lights soon but not yet.

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But they're not mandatory, silly! You have the choice to be refused entry to restaurants, museums, and shops/lose your job/incur a fine/go to prison if you don't want one. How can anyone call that tyranny?

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Baaahaaahaaa! I tried explaining this to someone recently, wherein I described a situation with someone whom I thought my best friend when in high school. When he said to me ‘I won’t be your friend any more unless you have sex with me,’ well, that was that. Just. NO. Somehow the person I was explaining it to just couldn’t make the connection…

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Everyone print that image out and put it up everywhere around town. And put it up again when it's taken down.

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I am glad you are not writing an article about the KAMA SUTRA variant, El Puss, with your fondness for pics.

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I take solace knowing that monoclonal antibodies are more effective than vaccines, it actually makes me laugh.

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right on!

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Nice

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Nailed it. With a John Henry-size hammer.

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Didn't see a more relevant article so dropping link here. I've seen reported elsewhere (probably on a Substack like here) that pro sports is suffering a rash of strange illnesses and deaths. Here's one recent such (paywall):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2021/11/25/wigan-striker-charlie-wyke-becomes-third-footballer-collapse/

We are, I presume, to believe that it's perfectly normal for young men in the peak of health and athletic, regularly seen by medics, to collapse on the field, for no reason. "Nothing to see here folks, move along please."

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I have trained mein kinder to refer to vaxx as "magic science juice" in class. I am waiting for the first Karen teacher to pin an angry note home to their shirt. Pleeeeeease!

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El Gato Malo - such a great post. Very clever and sadly true.

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"What makes taxation not theft? ...."

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