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back by popular demand: gato's home schoolin'

a curriculum for the children of today

el gato malo
Jan 29

many have lamented the focus and state of modern scholastics right down to the principles upon which they seem to be founded:

and this endless source of consternation simply cries out for innovation in education and we here at gatocorp™ (a possibly made up corporation) are here to help!

subscribe to our ground breaking new path to pedagogy and your children will learn the truth about climate science!

many have lamented the focus and state of modern scholastics right down to the principles upon which they seem to be founded:

and this endless source of consternation simply cries out for innovation in education and we here at gatocorp™ (a possibly made up corporation) are here to help!

subscribe to our ground breaking new path to pedagogy and your children will learn the truth about climate science!

and climate solutions!

we’ll teach them to appreciate the important poets

and art, past and present

they’ll learn foreign languages

and how to better speak their own!

now how much would you pay?

well don’t answer yet, because you also get: the secrets of biology

also note that everything that ever lived was one small mark away from being a cat…

and yes, even cutting edge theories in sex ed

the history of technology

early attempts at night-vision were notably unsuccessful and unpleasant for all concerned

and topics in applied civics!

we’ll even throw in some fun new games that teach lessons to last a lifetime!

sure, $5 a month might seem like a lot, but as they say:

if you think education is expensive, try, uh, whatever in the flaming spheroids of jupiter this is supposed to be…

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