back by popular demand: gato's home schoolin'
back by popular demand: gato's home schoolin'
a curriculum for the children of today
many have lamented the focus and state of modern scholastics right down to the principles upon which they seem to be founded:
and this endless source of consternation simply cries out for innovation in education and we here at gatocorp™ (a possibly made up corporation) are here to help!
subscribe to our ground breaking new path to pedagogy and your children will learn the truth about climate science!
many have lamented the focus and state of modern scholastics right down to the principles upon which they seem to be founded:
and this endless source of consternation simply cries out for innovation in education and we here at gatocorp™ (a possibly made up corporation) are here to help!
subscribe to our ground breaking new path to pedagogy and your children will learn the truth about climate science!
and climate solutions!
we’ll teach them to appreciate the important poets
and art, past and present
they’ll learn foreign languages
and how to better speak their own!
now how much would you pay?
well don’t answer yet, because you also get: the secrets of biology
and yes, even cutting edge theories in sex ed
the history of technology
and topics in applied civics!
we’ll even throw in some fun new games that teach lessons to last a lifetime!
sure, $5 a month might seem like a lot, but as they say:
if you think education is expensive, try, uh, whatever in the flaming spheroids of jupiter this is supposed to be…
