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Lawrence L.'s avatar

I know many people for whom this will work just fine. They will just remove the current thumb drive from their arse and insert the one with the new narrative.

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Dr. Amy's avatar

Yes. They're the same people who, once they got COVID after being 'vaccinated' (and boosted), acted liked of COURSE they got COVID. That was always the plan. The vaccine was always just supposed to prevent them from dying or something. Yup. They'll buy this hook, line and sinker.

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Abhijit Bakshi's avatar

Yes, the software update is typically seamless with most NPCs.

Occasionally there are system incompatibilities that lead to overload when the new software is introduced. Those are the people we need to get to.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Self driving cars, I mean sheeple, regardless of the software update, will continue to crash. Getting to that group pre-airbag deployment will be the challenge.

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Ray's avatar

i can hear the screeches of a zx spectrum already

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

The Sinclair? I never saw one, but if an (early) personal computer got any flimsier, they could have added it as an insert in a computer magazine. 😁

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Peter W's avatar

I still have a ZX Spectrum!

It's believed that Ferguson uses an old Atari for his magical predictions. Nothing wrong with an Atari but when you put rubbish in you get garbage out.

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Ludwig Von Rothbard's avatar

SPAM? Nooooooooooo....

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Susan G's avatar

Ignore it. This trash trolls a lot of the Substacks I read.

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Andrea's avatar

5 minutes on Twitter and there’s a whole thread of these types of mindless dopers. It’s astonishing to watch the Branch Covidians.

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Kratoklastes's avatar

Came to write the same thing.

Most people are imbeciles that can flip what they 'know' by the time Walensky or Fauci have finished telling them what they must henceforth *believe*.

The average respondent to surveys, believes that between 5 and 9% of their respective national populations, has died as a result of Fauci's bioweapon. The real number - as anyone with half a brain knows - is <0.2% (including both 'of' and 'with').

see - https://www.kekstcnc.com/media/2793/kekstcnc_research_covid-19_opinion_tracker_wave-4.pdf

Women in these polls routinely give guesses 3x the size of men.

All these people get to vote.

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GK's avatar

One thing this whole mess has taught me is that there are far more stupid people than I ever imagined.

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John Bowman's avatar

Me too. I knew it was bad but not this widespread. I’m trying to get the forms to apply for a divorce from the Human race.

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

You're still fucked. You'll have to pay alimony and child support. Worse: they have visitation rights! 😅

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

By mine own calculations (and independly by some others, who arrive at similar numbers) I would say you are just a tiny bit under. My "go-to" figure is 0.16% of population per year. So by now, double that to 0.32%. That is the old "with-covid" numbers. So divide by roughly 20 to get the "only from Covid" figures.

It's worth mentioning, although probably I preach to the choir here, that in "rich" nations about 0.9% of the population dies in a normal year. So 0.16% isn't really much to panic about. In fairness, yes more people have been dying since 2019 and some of that is lkely due to the virus.

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George Wines's avatar

Yep, already have friends justifying everything and I'm still the village idiot who's gonna get the ro and die and I kinda deserve it. "The science has changed!" "Variants!" Etc. Bleh. Meh. Eh. Blah.

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Sun's avatar

Don't let these frs off the hook easy. Mock them daily. Keep it in their face daily....never stop

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Lisa Finkelstein's avatar

😂😂perfect!

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Professor's avatar

The sad part is that some kool aid drinkers will actually say that the Admin was successful in reducing covid hospitalizations.

I'm about to go adjust my scale. Easiest 20 pounds I will ever lose.

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Fabes55's avatar

LOL, was that weight gain "with" a hamburger, or "from" a hamburger diet?

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Kratoklastes's avatar

Hamburgers are SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

It's the bun, fries, shake, sundae, and 32oz Coke that are the 'key co-morbidities'.

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charles's avatar

I thought that I had lost 20 pounds but I just realized that my measurements for the past 5 years were off.

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John Bowman's avatar

You was measuring your weight ‘with’ the food in the shopping bags you had just bought, not ‘from’ the food you had eaten?

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Bandit's avatar

Amen!

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John Bowman's avatar

Or that it was all a necessary subterfuge to make the masses compliant.

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Rikard's avatar

Don't forget to use conversion between metric/imperial to further your gain (or loss rather).

You can get a lot of "correct" results that way, especially if you switch back and forth between different systems of rounding; 0.5 can become either 1 or 0 as needed.

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Bandit's avatar

To be consistent, you round to the even. 0.5 would be 0, as 1 is an odd #. 1.5 would be 2, an even #.

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Efg5's avatar

What about the payments to the hospitals for COVID diagnosis? Do those get returned?

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MarianneK's avatar

You mean you want your taxpayer money returned? How dare you!

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Tito Botero's avatar

And what about the funeral assistance for "Covid" burials provided by FEMA?

https://www.fema.gov/sites/default/files/documents/fema_english-funeral-assistance-flyer.pdf

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LoveMercy's avatar

A friend lost her uncle a few weeks ago. The funeral home told the wife that if he died of the Rona, the expenses would be covered, so that’s how it was designated. But since he (supposedly) died with the Rona, the funeral staff wouldn’t prepare the body. They left him in the plastic bag with a small opening so the family could identify him, and set his suit on top of him. His wife was horrified when she saw him. Completely true.

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Bandit's avatar

That's horrible and insane. --- So if you have it and die, somehow the virus knows it is what killed you, so job over and it can leave, BUT if you died of (example) cancer and you happened to have the virus also, the virus knows its job isn't done and sticks around and might latch onto a mortician and make them sick? --- My head is spinning with that logic!

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LoveMercy's avatar

It is insane…and utterly cruel.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Good gods that is disgraceful and unholy. 😡 No matter what the religion or belief system, proper funeral rituals are required, especially the preparation of the body. That was one of the early horrors I heard about that was really upsetting.

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Andrea's avatar

OMG, how horrible.

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Bandit's avatar

Now, that's "the end user." They will have to pay the government back for the privilege of using their own money that the government so kindly gave them to use.

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ClarabelleVonH's avatar

It will be lumped in with your refund check for college expenses that you paid when others get their loans written off.

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InfoHog's avatar

Oh, and, will they also recount those murdered by Remdesivir?

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ClarabelleVonH's avatar

As covid deaths, yes. Just the same as they registered those killed by AZT as AIDS deaths. Thanks, Dr. Fauci!

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Migrating Goose's avatar

Covid hospitalization counts "reimagined" for the midterms. The cynic in me wants to know if they'll win "with" or "from" mail-in voting.

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susan L clickner's avatar

you win first prize for the most "relevant" question today!!

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

Haha, that is the same joke I have been using for a while. Love it!!

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Alan Baerlocher's avatar

An unintended consequence of this policy change will be a higher percentage of vaccinated people being admitted to the hospital for covid. In my local experience, those that got vaccinated had a worse reaction to Omicron and Delta than those that were unvaxxed.

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Billy Ray Capricorn's avatar

This will also open the door (even wider) for bad stats on vaxxed v unvaxxed hospital admissions. That vaxxed guy coughing his lungs out: he’s in for an unrelated chest issue. That unvaxxed guy with COPD or diabetes who also happens to test positive at 35 cycles: he’s a Covid patient.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Fired --> jailed --> executed. Order may vary.

Anyway as you pointed out, obvious they knew what they were doing this entire time. Which is why I think our collective, red-hot anger isn't at being merely ignored but slandered relentlessly for almost two years. Many of us have either lost previously cherished relationships or the relationships are on the rocks due to our ability to correctly assess this situation and not to change said assessment based on sociopolitical expediency and convenience.

If only we had just been merely ignored.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Give it time. Your wish will come true.

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KRW's avatar

The Dems are the party of authoritarian science-deniers.

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Brother Ass's avatar

And election cheaters.

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Susan G's avatar

Which cheaters?

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Imagine if this last two years were run by the repubs? Same shit but a different set of cronies would have profiteered.

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Shy Boy's avatar

Uh... pretty sure 2020 was "run by the repubs". Same cronies, same "experts". Uniparty!

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Joe's avatar

They're doing similar rewrites in my country - also with cases. The TV virologists pushing the fear all this time are now turning round and saying that we should all stop looking at cases as they don't reflect the true situation! Just when it looks like vaccines are driving them up.

It's funny but also quite sad. Like a toddler hiding behind a cushion thinking you can't see them.

They have the gall to force or coerce over half the world's population to take an experimental vaccine but when it comes to saying 'we were wrong' their courage is strangely non existent.

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LoveMercy's avatar

How are all of these “leaders” determining their courses of action? Someone must be making the decisions and telling them each what to do. How does that work?

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Soyelcaminodelfuturo's avatar

Nah, surely not. That is so far into tin foil hat territory. Things like pot banging outside, all over the world, on Thursday evenings, that completely made a difference to the erstwhile (useful idiot) nursing profession, are organic don’t you know.

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Dr. Amy's avatar

Toddler hiding behind a cushion! Love it. That is such a great visual for their pathetic game play.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Peek-a-boo politics.

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LoveMercy's avatar

This guy speaks about Trudeau, and others, being controlled by the WEF: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10159493668135743&id=641755742&m_entstream_source=timeline

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HornIt's avatar

Last I saw the incidental covid hospitalizations were more around 40% of all covid hospitalizations, so dropping the total by 75-80% seems quite optimistic.

Also, next will be changing the definition of deaths from with COVID to due to COVID. They have to find a way to get those hospitalizations and death numbers down and then take credit for it, like they will the cases as Omicron has already peaked in cases and heads naturally south. And they'll get away with it too because their willing accomplices in the mainstream media will carry that water for them and as we already know, the majority of the population is too stupid to figure out how they've been and will continue to be manipulated with selective data.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Exactly! Even Leana Wen is sounding (almost) like team reality these days:

https://simulationcommander.substack.com/p/the-change-in-the-wind-is-obvious

Edit: The 75-80% drop he was talking about would be in deaths, by no longer counting 'incidental' deaths.

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Bandit's avatar

What I want, what I really, really want (😉😋), is for the final death count due to/from the coof to be less than the death count from the vaxx. I will print fliers and hand them out personally to the a$$hats that scream in your face about the supposed hundreds of thousands of deaths of people who were sick. While the deaths of people that had nothing wrong with them except they were dumb enough to take the clot shot are dead or severely injured. That's copacetic.

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ClarabelleVonH's avatar

And....now I have that danged song stuck in my head! 😂

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Bandit's avatar

Well, obviously, you're not alone. It's in mine, too. 😁

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Sorry. DoD and DMED adjusted reporting (with as many glitches as necessary) has final say of the numbers counting. Those deaths will be reassigned and/or blended into nebulous averages that simply will wash out in the end.

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

While I've not yet listened to the Sen. Johnson (Jan. 24) hearings, I've read a few articles about the DMED (apparent) cover-up and a few of the Team Vaxx "debunker" articles. It's laughable. I've seen terms like "DoD unforced error" to describe (allegedly) the "glitch" of failing to include huge numbers of incidents for several years prior to the pandemic/vax years, yet 2021's data was without flaw. You see, DoD made an innocent error, somehow failing to enroll millions of medical histories in a database, and now all of a sudden the virulent "ant-vaxxers" who only sow discord and spread "misinformation" have siezed upon the innocent error and are exploiting it. 😏

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HornIt's avatar

Ah, well then that may actually be pessimistic. May be closer to 90% reduction in deaths if they only count due to covid.

Leana Wen is a medical circus clown. She's not joining team reality, she's trying to preserve team insanity for another day.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Easy to do....... just deny the Covid patients respirators and remdesivir. Poof!! Magic!! Deaths from Covid immediately drops 40 to 90%.

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InfoHog's avatar

Wait, you mean, they are doing now what anyone with an IQ over that of a piece of stale bread and slight competence in the field would have said "of course!" to from day 1? Impressive!

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Hello300's avatar

It’s a question of common sense, not IQ. I’ve met many MENSA idiots.

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InfoHog's avatar

It is a puzzling phenomenon, is it not... Highly intelligent peolpe who are hooked up to the matrix so hard, it seems to hurt & make aggressive if you just pull one of them wires a little...

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Stegiel's avatar

My 80 year old wife had the misfortune of her only child who is a True Believer and her husband come to our apartment when she was feeling sick and use the Chinese test kit to prove she had Covid, and then call the cops and paramedics to abduct her to Kaiser, who promptly confirmed Covid pneumonia and treated her for 3 days with the doctors favorite drug Remdesivir. I was not allowed to visit. After pinging her personal doc and talking to her ER doc I was able to get her home. A friend who is fully vaccinated gave us the ride. No cabs, or ride share allowed for discharge. I refuse any PCR or vax. Now she is better three weeks later, still weak, and daughter and personal doctor urge vaccination. Daughter does daily. This despite John Hopkins study and CDC admission of natural immunity. There will be a feint on Covid and this only temporary.

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ClarabelleVonH's avatar

I am so sorry. Your wife is a fortunate woman to have you to fight to get her out of the hospital and off the Remdesivir.

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Stegiel's avatar

Ah her daughter withdraws affection and cuts her off from ADULT living at home going to college grand daughter so La Lucha Continua.

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Susan G's avatar

God help you and your wife. I am so sorry this happened to you. I will pray for her recovery.

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Dr. Amy's avatar

Awful. I pray dear daughter wakes up. She needs to read the horror stories of those who got vaccinated. And maybe the research Alex Berenson just posted on his Substack about the vaccine post infection. https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/more-news-about-long-term-covid-vaccine Hope your wife's strength returns soon.

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Stegiel's avatar

She cannot. True Believers as Eric Hoffer wrote about in 1951 are trapped. Mass movements demand a "total surrender of a distinct self".[9] One identifies the most as “a member of a certain tribe or family," whether religious, political, revolutionary, or nationalist.[10] Every important part of the true believer's persona and life must ultimately come from their identification with the larger community; even when alone, the true believer must never feel isolated and unwatched. Hoffer identifies this communal sensibility as the reappearance of a "primitive state of being" common among pre-modern cultures.[11] Mass movements also use play-acting and spectacle designed to make the individual feel overwhelmed and awed by their membership in the tribe, as with the massive ceremonial parades and speeches of the Nazis.

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Lysias's avatar

The Nazis had ceremonials that still look very impressive on film. What do these covidiots have?

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Stegiel's avatar

Fear. Insecurity. Conforming to the propaganda which makes them ritually mask, refuse to touch, social distance, and vaccinate. Vaccination is a kind of baptism in a perverse way. The vaccinated believe they are saved.

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Ivan Iriarte's avatar

As you suggest in the article... in reality there should not be such thing as someone who "go to the hospital for other reasons and later test positive", because if they went to the hospital for other reason there is absolutely no reason why they should be tested for SARS-CoV-2. They INVENTED that peactice with COVID - testing everyone for the virus regardless of the reason they went to the hospital. We test people for influenza only if they come with "Influenza Like Illness"; we test for Dengue if it looks like dengue..Dengue... ect.

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Lawyer Monkey's avatar

But the hospital is a great place to catch covid if you didn’t bring any with you

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LoveMercy's avatar

My 2yo grandchild went in just a few weeks ago with an infection. She was tested for the ro and her parents were told she had it. Ridiculous.

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Susan G's avatar

But without the test, the hospital doesn't receive the bonus payments.

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Aaron Ferguson's avatar

Thanks gato. This came at the perfect time. We need hope right now. And this is good.

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Fabes55's avatar

Politically, they created fear in the general population using pseudo-science. It will be interesting to see how far they can walk this fear back to create a more "normal" society like we had before 2020. I honestly don't think some people will ever recover from the fear they've generated.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Exactly the problem they have now. Check out the comments on the tweet:

https://simulationcommander.substack.com/p/the-change-in-the-wind-is-obvious

By the way, if you want to see the corner the Democrats have painted themselves into, read the comments on that Twitter post. Assuming these are real people, they are completely terrified at the prospect of lifting covid rules. They have no idea whatsoever that millions of people have been living without covid rules for months and months, yet the virus is still receding.

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Fabes55's avatar

I was able to read some of the Twitter comments even though I don't have my acct any more. All I can say is wow, just wow. It certainly does reinforce our statements! Coming out of this is going to be like ripping a bandaid off a sore for these folks..

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Susan G's avatar

We who do not belong to Twitter can no longer read threads. Comply or die!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Wow really? Even though I'm banned I can still read threads.

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¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

So, when does the idiot governor of Puerto Rico begin to remove HIS head from HIS ass?

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el gato malo's avatar

we're gonna be dead last amigo. i have met pedro and he's a spineless gravy train grifter seeking to further political ambition and coddle cronies who are printing it on this. the core constituency of the PNP are terrified abuelas who love having society closed.

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¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

I can't get two steps into a store before some employee/jackboot cries out for me to put a mask on. Walgreens, Pueblo, Petco today.

The other day, at a UPS Store, I just wanted to drop off a preaddressed package. Didn't need service or anything, just dropping and leaving. The guy through the window and 30 feet away motioned to me like an airplane was landing on the wrong runway. I communicated that I was just dropping off.

He buzzed me in, and then in the most panicky manner he motioned for me to PUT THE PACKAGE THERE...THERE! which was the counter near the entrance and a country mile away from him.

The FEAR and ignorance of seemingly everyone here is just astonishing. It has to be unparalleled, even compared to CA or NYC.

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FedUpInOR's avatar

It’s not. I got ripped on by a terrified Portland Karen, from over 20 feet away in an airport she kept sniping at me to ‘put on my mask’ because ‘it’s the law!’ I’d bet money she’s a former elementary Ed teacher who was never taught the difference between a mandate and a law, but then again, the state of Oregon isn’t known for their education

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¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

Yeah, a pox upon me. I forgot about Oregon and what's going on there.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Leading the “blue” wave. Bus still full. From the Gov right on down to all the Karens. Gonna be state law soon I’m sure to sanitize toilet seats before each use........in your own home. Got to prevent the next upcoming variant......Oreg-cron!!

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¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

In fairness to the Walgreens, it just occurred to me that I got into the store maskless and remained that way for about 5-10 minutes, even after 2 or 3 employees walked past me, one of whom actually said "buenos dias" in a polite, friendly manner.

So that's worth mentioning, if only because it's an exception that proves the rule virtually everywhere else that jumps on you before your second foot hits the floor.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Surprised, as a Walgreens they didn’t run and get you one of the 400 million free N-95’s uncle Joe is giving away to clear out excess pandemic inventories.......as the government suddenly doesn’t need them any longer.

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KatLee's avatar

Not to ramp up your pain but I took a friend for an MRI today at a small, local hospital. No more masks required! I did a happy dance through the door.

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Hello300's avatar

I only visit my doctor once a year for a physical. He did not require a mask pre-vaccine nor post vaccine. Said they don’t work for a virus.

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KatLee's avatar

Excellent!

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Con Sider's avatar

Where?

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¡Andrew the Great!'s avatar

LOL, wait - you're not in Puerto Rico, right?

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KatLee's avatar

No. The free state of Tennessee 😻

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KatLee's avatar

My dentist’s office hasn’t required masks for a very long time. But the doctors’ offices I’ve taken my (blind) friend to has all had them. So this was a surprise.

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Betsy Frost's avatar

My dentist never required masks. I had an appointment in May 2020. It was the only place that felt normal. I absolutely love them. Never thought that my dental visits would be something I look forward to doing!

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KatLee's avatar

It is beyond ludicrous. You’re in there with your mouth open and that’s ok. This really has broken brains.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Every 6 feet apart? All facing the wall like the elevator you rode up to get there?

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

What?!? Don't you know it's been scientifically determined that the virus dies after travelling six feet from a living person (or the European variant slightly longer: two meters)? 🤣

To a degree, I wish that I actually lived somewhere where I would actually risk arrest for not wearing a mask. I would happy tell the judge: "I will not plead guilty. But if you can look at me with a straight face and convict me for not wearing a mask in a store, I will wear the convction like a badge of honor." Or some such eloquent bullshit. And I'd have much time to ponder upon my words, after paying $500 and doing 90 days of commuity service, or whatever. But I still think it'd be worth it.

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Ki's avatar

I'm afraid you are living in Jonestown. Honestly, at this point that level of adherence to the insanity is straight up a doomsday cult.

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SusanSays's avatar

These people need therapy.

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Sanjoy Mahajan's avatar

In Blue states, where therapy for the mass delusional psychosis is most needed, therapists are often only offering zoom “therapy” from the safety of their bedrooms. It’s not a recipe for success.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Hopefully it was waterproof wrapped. Cuz you can bet it was well sprayed down and thoroughly sanitized before the UPS truck picked it up and drove away with it.

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Bryan L's avatar

A hundred bucks says Inslee in Washington will be last.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

So who drops out last? Brown from OR or NY’s Houchel? Toss up?

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Bryan L's avatar

Toss up between Inslee of WA and Brown of OR. Hochul is a political nonentity currently enjoying her 15 minutes and will fold when Newsome does, and Newsome is already showing signs. Whereas Inslee is a moron but also a True Believer, and Brown is that first grade teacher who Will Be Obeyed.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Unfortunately, headassectomies are not covered by any known health insurance or hospital systems. But Dr. Nick will probably perform the surgery for cash under the table.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Cranial-rectamyisis is way up in the last two years........especially in blue states.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

That's the REAL pandemic.

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TNK's avatar

The problem is, the past two years have awakened a large group of smart folks who have been paying attention to the every move of the charlatans, and collecting evidence. Screenshots, bookmarked tweets, etc. In the past most of us couldn't be bothered to spend time hounding the govt's every move because hell we knew they were corrupt and stupid, but they were also fairly impotent. Then came emergency powers protected by state media propaganda. They are not used to scrutiny by folks with a brain but they woke us up, and we are F-ing pissed. Major blunder. Going to backfire louder than an old Landy with a bad carb.

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Soyelcaminodelfuturo's avatar

Upvote for “backfire louder than an old Landy with a bad carb.”

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Dr Mike Yeadon's avatar

Do remember that the tests used for diagnosis aren’t worth anything.

Nobody ever set them up correctly & in my opinion that was deliberate.

The intention was to maximise the number of “cases” & “covid deaths”.

With a poor enough test, it’s not even necessary to invoke a new virus at all.

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Efg5's avatar

Do you think there are people who think they have gotten a re-infection when they’ve had a false positive the first go around?

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Dr Mike Yeadon's avatar

I expect so, but a bona fide infection with stable respiratory A leaves a person immune to A, and all variants of A.

Note that it is claimed there are scores of respiratory viruses which cause overlapping symptoms, none of which are unique to this alleged virus. That fact plus awful diagnostic testing of course leaves non experts sincerely believing they’ve been made clinically unwell by the same virus twice, which isn’t true.

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Efg5's avatar

Thank you. I have wondered about that.

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Lawrence's avatar

My doc, a VA doc and apparently really good guy, told me the PCR test was “the gold standard”.

With corrupted data, corrupted policy, and corrupted intent in the medical/pharmaceutical/administrative sector, yeah—it will take a while to dig out from under the steaming heaps of horse shit the globalist monsters have dumped on us.

And in the meantime, the wheels continue to come off and our social fabric, already mere cheesecloth, continues to fray.

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SusanSays's avatar

Will we ever trust our doctors again?

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Lawrence's avatar

Only very cautiously.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Many of us outlined exactly how they would wind it down, and (spoiler alert!) this is it. Isn't it weird that we were somehow able to piece all this together over a year ago but it took the 'experts' until now?

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Mary G's avatar

Just in time for the State of the Union!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

My shocked face is shocked! 😐

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Michael's avatar

But. . .but. . . The CDC officially ditched the wildly unreliable "emergency use" PCR test at the end of December. So why is it still being used in hospitals - or anywhere else?

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Joe's avatar

Quite agree. It was used to validate the vaccines too.

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Sconnie Fella's avatar

It was to be replaced w/ a multiplex assay that also tests for the two Influenza strains.

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Michael's avatar

Yes, I read that, too. So what happened?

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collealle's avatar

And another cocoon of "misinformation" drops it's shell and becomes a beautiful butterfly for the truth.. Waiting to see what becomes of the "false flag" false flag.

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NucMedNinja's avatar

Until the hospitals no longer get paid for positive PCR tests, they won’t comply. High Covid numbers bring $$$$$$

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

With the recent Sen. Johnson DMED (database "glitch" scandal), that was one surprise. The DoD medical system had lower figures because they were not eligible for Covid-19 "bonus" money so there was no incentive to "find" cases. Alas, the database has been "fixed," presumably. Don't want to make those vaccines, or those in power who authorized them, look bad. So much for any scientific value to a database that was set up precisely to track and identify new illness trends (epidemiology). Score: Politics 1, science 0. For Team Reality, it is a win of sorts: this is yet another instance of Team Swamp lying and everybody know's they're lying.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Whatever, let's take it. Whither the US goes, a lot of the rest of the world will follow.

But after that...

"every last politician who pushed this should lose office. all of them." Just as important are the captured public health officials who were "advising" those politicians. They are equally culpable.

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Cindi's avatar

And the multitude of healthcare providers who went completely against their oath to 1st do no harm, who said take the jab. ESPECIALLY obstetricians & pediatricians

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Benj's avatar

Equally, yes. Possibly more so.

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George Wines's avatar

Great point. The elected come and go but the entrenched stay for decades. See the endless wanting us to go to war. It's all the same people through all administrations.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

But cat butts are their most prized part—they don’t deserve that honor! 😸

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Grumpy's avatar

Oh no, they should not be allowed to walk away. They should be arrested, indicted, tried, and if found guilty, given a chance to make Confession, and then summarily executed. Their goods and monies should be seized and liquidated, with the proceeds going to make some token restitution for all harmed by their evil actions. Governments are instituted for many reasons, but one of the foremost is the pursuit and application of justice. If the government we have is incapable of that, we are long overdue on establishing a new one.

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George Wines's avatar

I have to say, el gato, that I like your anti-tyranny posts as much as I like your covid data posts. Excellent job. Keeps me less insane, which is hard to do.

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Ludwig Von Rothbard's avatar

"Weapons grade goalpost moving"...that's gold el gatto malo...GOLD!

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Mary G's avatar

Haha! That was my favorite line too! Perfection!

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Rose Loomis's avatar

The heat generated by their spinning is going to cause more global warming!!!

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Mary G's avatar

Oh Rose that is good!!!! 😂

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70mar17's avatar

This is likely because of the midterm route they're about to face. The sad part is they'll change the counting methodology and say they're solving the problem...the media will go along with ita dnt jam it down our throats, and a higher number of people than should be the case, will actually believe them.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Luckily we have the receipts saying this is exactly what they would do, proving that it's all about politics.

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Elizabeth HW's avatar

So then this is it?? No more state of emergency, EUA vax, etc? And we will get an apology for the past 2 years??!

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lindad's avatar

"this is a massive capitulation. it’s the outright admission that the metrics and measures they have used all along have been fraud ...". While I know this is true, my guess is this will fly right past the 'not so smart kids in class'. I'm sure there will be inference that everything changed with Omicron. And how long will it take until people start asking "hey...... how do they calculate deaths? or even cases?"

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Ki's avatar

The case counts, in addition to inflating fear, were all about money. The CARES Act, that reprehensible garbage passed by Trump because he went brain dead, incentivized each and every positive test by paying out gobs of money. In Kentucky for instance, each positive "case" yielded a cool $297,000. This was another documented but not mainstream fact from 2020 and propelled the perverse incentives to push the the whole system off the rails.

Source:

https://khn.org/news/furor-erupts-billions-going-to-hospitals-based-on-medicare-billings-not-covid-19/

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Tori's avatar

It was Congress who passed the CARES Act, like all bills...not Trump. It was futile to use veto power because Congress had the votes to override a veto. Put blame where it properly belongs.

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Ki's avatar

Surely. Just making the point though that Trump wanted to seem like the good guy by sending people money and throwing the long pass on Warp Speed and otherwise ducked out entirely and failed to lead. I voted for him twice, but I won't do it again.

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Cindi's avatar

I agree; I voted for Trump twice too but his post-presidency continuing to brag about the “vaccines”, how they saved “millions” of lives when they’re actually killing thousands & continuing to exhort those of us smart enough not to have gotten it because we knew better was the end for me.

I also think that eventually, the “smart set” elites will turn all blame for “vaccine” damage & death on him as scapegoat for their own sins, as having warp speeded them & waiving standard, long term protocols

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Athena's avatar

I would prefer that they also include the true and real vaccination status in hospitalization reports. The vaccination question should simply be answered as yes or no. Until they drop all of the hokus pokus of not counting someone as vaccinated unless they are 14 days post 1st fax, post 2nd fax, post booster etc… they are just continuing their deception.

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

Would be a step in the right direction. But still not precise enough. Ideally, for any admitted patient, one would have the product(s) used, the dates each dose was administered. That would allow a better correlation with health issues. There are probably many methodological impediments to such a database, but they pale in comparison to the many obvious reasons They would not want such surveillance of vaccine side effects. One of the saddest things about the whole Covid-19 shitshow is the apalling state of reputable medical science. It's been ailing for decades (no help from Dr. Fauci since he started building his little empire in the 1980s, although clearly there are many other nefarious players in this drama). True [medical] science may not be dead, but it's lying shot and stabbed and bleeding badly in some back alley.

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C Daryl H's avatar

It will be interesting watching them try to cover up just how many of those patients got infected in the hospital.

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AL's avatar

“can they seriously think that anyone will be deceived by this volte face? that what, the science changed? new info came to light?”

Um, yes they can because people are sheep and desperate for an end. They’ll believe anything. And not only that, they’ll claim it was their policies that got us here. And people will easily believe that too.

You forget that you know too much at this point that this move seems ludicrous. But most people still have their heads in the sand.

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Dale Smith's avatar

I so wish I could hope that this would be seen for what it is and that the foul chickens would come home to roost. But I suspect that all those who have swallowed the government BS propaganda for two years will continue to swallow it hook, line and sinker. It’s a presuppositional issue. Far too many people naively and deeply believe that government has the best interest of it’s citizens at heart, knows what it is doing and would never lie to them in order to serve some ulterior objective. That is their foundational, starting presupposition. And consequently they will continue to drink whatever flavor kool aid is served to them by their government.

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Cindi's avatar

That, &/or unable to face the fact that they were lied to in a heinous way or that their government could do something to them / their own citizenry. Or humiliation for having been fooled into the jab, something many can never admit, esp to those of us who resisted the intimidation & coercion

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Vee's avatar

They need to stop paying more for a patient with Covid vs. one without Covid. That will definitely drop the number of deaths put at the feet of Covid. The gov't needs to stop making it pay for a patient to have Covid or this is just never going to stop.

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Tank Green's avatar

“it’s the outright admission that the metrics and measures they have used all along have been fraud or so close to fraud that you would not want to live off the difference.” Impeccable line.

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Mark Oshinskie's avatar

People are dumb. They'll buy it.

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Holly Champaign's avatar

Does this mean that the gravy train of "no questions asked and we'll pay you a bonus" for the hospitals is also being updated? That would be the most accurate metric on how this diagnosis definition change is being implemented.

Would be interesting to see if they have written new "coding/reimbursement" guidelines to reflect this diagnosis change.

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MrPersonality's avatar

Ahh ok so THIS is how the Biden Admin will "stop" Covid eh? I hate them.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

And we were all saying this is exactly how he would 'beat' it -- because it was always just shitty data collection to begin with.

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MrPersonality's avatar

I mean... FFS this was how they increased % of different departments and industries vaccination rates. You shitcan 20% unvaxx'd from a work force then the % of vaxx'd will increase almost magically.

Does "cooking the books" apply to this? It seems applicable.

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Lori's avatar

to biden and all his ignorant cronies and ass kissers-please, while you are talking to the fluffy feline butt, I hope the kitty's anal glands find it the absolute appropriate moment to express themselves all over your faces-booyah!

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Analytical Researcher TX's avatar

Gato – you are one of my heroes – I have been following you since August 2021 (Marek’s disease post caught me) – paid sub – sadly I am responsible for some of the horrible traffic jams on this substack – I push everyone I know here. I have been compiling an historical outline regarding COVID for my friends who have not been keeping up with our government’s mistakes and manipulations. Two items I would love for you to further develop are 1) the development of Rivusiron and Patisiron and 2) the statistics of Ethiopia (and Kenya) are unbelievable. I discuss these at (https://analyticalt.substack.com). I know you could use these to knock it out of the park! Your lowly servant – ready to serve more!

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Karie's avatar

Huh, that's how the vaccine cured polio too.

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Dennis's avatar

Hmm. Anyone know where I can place some bets on what’s going to happen over the next couple of months?

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Carol Anne's avatar

To quote Obi Wan: wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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Lawrence's avatar

“A more wretched hive of scum and villainy you will never find”. He didn’t know about Washington DC in the 21st Century.

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TommyV's avatar

They're too stupid to realize how stupid they've looked over the last two years which is very stupid!

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Brother Ass's avatar

…make it look “like biden outperformed trump.” Oh, you mean like with the election?

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Cindi's avatar

What I want to see those MF-ers “recalibrate” is the total # of deaths OF WuFlu since early 2020 because no way in hell is it anywhere near 800,00+

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