cats, the answer to "a lack of truss"?

lettuce see what happens when we add a little malign creativity

there has been a lot of excitement after early reports from the UK:

Larry the Cat @Number10cat

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

and i know a lot of you were really hoping!

but in the end, the best candidates never want the office…

live from the larry the cat presser

larry did, however, have some pretty sage advice for the outgoing resident of 10 downing.

Larry the Cat @Number10cat

As I told Liz Truss this morning, some days you’re the pigeon and other days you’re the statue. Perhaps it’s her turn to be the pigeon today... One that gets eaten by a cat.

so that’s something…

and at least we now know the answer to some big questions:

(and yes, this was real)

though some are getting a bit cocky about it.

in the good news column, the expanded listing for 10 downing may help revenues

lovely property, time seemed to really fly by. no sooner had i unpacked than it seemed like time to go home.

on a serious note:

prediction: if the tories bring back BOJO, it’s a sign they are well and truly done and that even their own faithful are all too aware of what a poisoned chalice this prime ministership would be and thus the only one who could be made to take it is one who is already politically dead.

🍻 SpookPintz 🎃🎃 @TwoPintz

@MaryJasper2 @JaneWinward @trussliz