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I have long wondered if, instead of getting the shots, I could just write a check directly to Pfizer and call it even.

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I am willing to compensate everyone for the damage I have caused them by not getting the vaccine. Here's a check for $0.00.

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If we apply the "Jacobson v. Massachusetts (1905)" fine adjusted for 2022, I owe $160. Which jackal do I make my check out to and do I add the 10% for the Big Guy on top or is it automatically deducted?

https://nypost.com/2021/12/08/de-blasios-vaccine-mandate-v-the-constitution-and-other-commentary/

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Does paying the pharmacist to put the jab in the sink rather than your arm count as a tax?

The names and phone numbers of eager pharmacists making a... (non)Killing on the side are even easier to come by than bulk Anavar and bathtub Tes-cypionate down at my local gym, and that's saying something.

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We already have been taxed in the form of hyperinflation, comrade.

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Sorry, all taxes have already been served to the vaccine manufacturers on a royal, ruby-studded platter.

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What pigouvian tax might be placed upon the vaccinated for burdening the hospitals during Omicron? Oh the possibilities are endless.

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By the way el gato and the community did you read about the ridiculous Dutch lockdown? Apparently the rules are such that you can go to brothels and gyms (and get all sweating and huff and puff) but can't go to a bar or museum.

I guess one justification could be that they are trying to encourage their population to get some exercise in the brothels and gyms so as to get fitter to reduce comorbidities...

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meanwhile in canada....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QtE6rlBRM. this guy cracks me up. the freedom rally has generated almost $3.8 M in a matter of days (https://www.gofundme.com/f/taking-back-our-freedom-convoy-2022), and trucks are on their way from all across canada to ottawa. things may get a little mean and hungry here, but this is certainly going to be very interesting to watch!

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Sen. Johnson Expert Panel on Federal Vaccine Mandates

https://rumble.com/vokrf7-sen.-johnson-expert-panel-on-federal-vaccine-mandates.html

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Kim Iverson totally destroys the malfeasant US Public Health establishment and infers Crimes Against Humanity in their actions.

https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2022/01/covid-the-narrative-is-crumbling.html?fbclid=IwAR3Ga2-2_DDFPPB51ofgD0vIi8VJaucaL9WaTFYnCft-1ue5a0u-Jtjz_W4

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Don't give them ideas. Quebec already has a C$100 tax on the unvaccinated. They may see this and think its a good idea to follow Quebec's lead....

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Best meme ever award!

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has anyone here read tom clancy's rainbow 6 (the novel)

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LMAO. That is a great one. Seriously if the pharma cartel wants their protection fees to leave me unvaxxed, exactly how much do they want? It might be cheaper just to kill them LOL. That should keep the negotiations honest.

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Quebec: "hold my beer"

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"Anti-vax Hungarian Olympic gold medallist dies of Covid aged 51 - weeks after agreeing to have a jab so he could continue to work as a gymnastics coach"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10439043/Szilveszter-Csollany-Anti-vax-Hungarian-Olympic-gold-medallist-dies-Covid-aged-51.html

Of course the vaccine was working as advertised, but according to the article the tragedy is that he waited too long to get vaccinated: "But he was not able to develop a sufficient level of antibodies before he fell sick". So post-vaccine deaths are now seen as argument for accelerating vaccinations.

At least this article lets you know right away that he had actually been vaccinated. Many headlines simply refer to him as a (deluded) anti-vaxxer:

"Anti-vax Olympic gold medalist Szilveszter Csollany dies of Covid, aged 51" (INDEPENDENT)

"Olympic champion, 51, dies from Covid-19 after anti-vax posts" (YAHOO AUSTRALIA)

"Anti-vax Hungarian Olympic gold medallist dies of Covid aged 51" (MSN)

"Szilveszter Csollany: Anti-vax Olympic gold medalist dies of Covid, aged 51" (USA TODAY)

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Joke's on all of us: Our kids will never be able to dig out from the printed debt that we taxed ourselves with in a fake media-induced panic. Sad!

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Purrfectly priceless picture!

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To the Covidian Cult Humour is Evil - To grounded folk Humour is The Key!!!

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You have a LOT of good material to work with.

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Question…..

Monoclonal Antibody Treatment saved a number of people including people I know personally. What can we do if we need this therapy now? We are all on Covid prophylaxis treatments but always want to be prepared in case of emergency. Thank you for your advice and counsel.

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When I worked at my Credit Union, we wore professional business uniforms. Every now and then, for a charity donation, we would have a “jeans Friday”. People ran to donate! I’m a FL resident, and when home, I don’t mask up. Right at the moment, I’m in NY. Yesterday I spent 4 hrs masked up, shopping in a hot store, browsing and trying to buy an area rug. I would have gladly paid $5 to dump the mask. Last night, a NY judge declared masking unconstitutional, so today when I go to Wegmans, NO MASK!!

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Can someone send this You Tube link to Gates, Fauci, Boryla and all the other criminals associated just to aggravate them about the status of their Scamdemic. https://youtu.be/CtGxusvUT3k

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As Dandy Don Meredith used to sing on Monday Night Football when the opposing team had run out of chances to win late in the game, “Turn Out The Lights, The Party’s Over…..

https://youtu.be/CtGxusvUT3k

Well, the freaking party’s over on blaming the unvaxxed for everything too. Cue the Music of the Danderoo now….then read the latest out of UK.

https://media.mercola.com/ImageServer/Public/2022/January/PDF/covid-vaccines-failure-pdf.pdf

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The tax is your sanity.

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In Canada we do human sacrifices. A few hundred thousand oil industry jobs and a million hospitality jobs.

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So on the nose. I love it.

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Can't you just picture the original meeting..."..well what ARE we going to do about this pesky climate change/covid changed narrative/Russia (add your relevant social crisis here)? I mran its really becoming obvious, and thats hurting my profit margins!".

More voices rumble in agreement.

Eventually the muttering settles into an uncomfortable silence. Lots of frowny faces and wrinkled faces.

Realising that it's all getting a bit of a downer for such a lovely after dinner chat round the fire in the snowy mountains, one of the younger members pipes up, " it's shame we can't just tax it, like we do with all the other industry made problems."

Pause, then raucous laughter rounds the table. The mood is visibly lightened, as amused commentary flows," good one! They'd never go for that. Theyd have to be COMPLETLY stupid. Lol. Funny stuff as always."

Gradually the amused flock settles down in to a more comfortable focus, when a quiet, accented voice from the side interjects thoughtfully, " and yet...".

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Love this

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I needed that laugh!

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