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Ryan Gardner's avatar

We might be dealing with Veruca Salts, who's soy boy, low-testosterone, latte drinking on doillies daddy's can never say no to the current thing.

"All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL"

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Rikard's avatar

I think she's quite content with her $4 000 a piece chairs.

And those are among the cheaper pieces of furniture in her parents' home.

Of course, since she - according to her mother in the biography (rather: hag-iography) - can see CO2-molecules with her eyes and also see the number of them in a volume of air...

...sorry. Try as I might, I simply can't top that level of loonie-tude.

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