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el gato malo
Jun 25, 2022
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i realize that notions of holding government to a higher standard seem to have gone tragically out of vogue, but what if we could, at the very least, hold them to the sort of truth in advertising laws akin to those demanded of private companies?

i mean, it’ll probably never happen.

but we can hope.

and treating such actors with at least as much circumspection as, say, an MLM marketer of nutraceuticals does seem prudent.

and these policies could be quite educational.

and provide useful predictive warnings on likely behavior.

though, frankly, the department of energy is so far gone at this point that they probably need a full redesign on the logo.

this seems about right:

You are the carbon they want to reduce - )

and let’s face it, A LOT of this stuff could use better warning labels.

we could underpin this project with a public awareness campaign to assist citizens in their civic understanding:

and to plan their responses:

let’s make this the undertaking of our times.

the memeing of life shall become the lifeblood of a more honest republic.

and even should we fail, the look on their faces will be priceless.

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Wesley Hoyle
Writes Unbreaded
Jun 25, 2022

Saving the "You are the carbon..." one. Might be one of the best ways to distill the ethos of globalist technocrats with a god complex and the resources to match.

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Jason Thomas
Jun 25, 2022

Humour is the final hope to break the spell that so many are under. Sadly, using logic and the abundant cases of athlete deaths, increased heart attacks, breast fed baby hepatitis cases etc etc are just not cutting it. The spell is too strong. Humour cuts thru that like a knife

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