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el gato malo's avatar

we had a little party in barrington

because the public health, it didn't serve no one

riding cross the land with a new and bettah plan

tony fauci on our tail 'cause we're in demand!

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UnderwaterJJ's avatar

We posted 'bout this.

we posted 'bout that.

we read all the tweets from an internet cat, sooo...

el gato's on the run

cause twitter cops got his gun

but now we're here on substack, try'na have some fun...

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el gato malo's avatar

the real bad cat

that is my name

and i know the fly spot

where they let you speak plain...

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Sarah Thompson's avatar

Your pa saw you scratchin’

and he said,

No Way

That hypocrite ruins

Two couches a day

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