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Guttermouth's avatar

Can confirm, my body thetan count has gone way down with repeated orgone exposure.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hail Xenu!

Don't worry. You can get it back with a $100k donation

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Guttermouth's avatar

No, dude, you want to LOSE body thetans.

Take this seriously.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

You're right! That was misinformation.

Not up to date with my Scieno-Speak!

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Were they " tailing" you?

" Hurrg up,Benny..we gotta lose that tail! Dem thetans got nothing on dis Chevy!"

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Guttermouth's avatar

Sadly the thetans are stuck to my body, invisibly, due to my past lives as an alien war criminal.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I think you're on these stacks to throw them off in clusters to us unwitting Rubes.

Thanks a bunch.

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Guttermouth's avatar

There are only two ways to get rid of cooties: cootie shots, which cause myocarditis, and passing them to someone else.

Sorry, dude, it's me or you, and I've known me longer.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Past?

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

ЁЯдгЁЯШВ

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Did you know Corn Pop? He was apparently a Bad Dude...and probably had the fuzz all over his pelt also.

* cues Weird AL Yankovic: Foil*

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Jon Cutchins's avatar

Snap snap snap goes the clam?

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Holycow...there you are!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Reports of my demise are misinformation....:)

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Dr Linda's avatar

I was wondering as well

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Dude...I was worried. Now get out there and get you some thetans to lose!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hahaha. I have plenty to cast off...;)

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

ЁЯдФ Do you think think they're feeling cast off...used? Therapy for Thetans?

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