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gatito bueno's avatar

unfortunately mr ryan, i think these things usually turn into more of a "believe in something especially if it means sacrificing your neighbor" kind of situation...

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hahaha. I tried to work in something about getting a variance on a hundred year old seawall in Hawaii.

Just not feeling that clever today...;]

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

same with the eugenicists. there are too many people on the planet. why did they have children then? and why did they not take themselves out? I am sure lots of people would be quite happy to see some of them leave the planet.

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Cindi's avatar

It’s always do as I say, not as I do for that set

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Works for me! (I've had some pretty awful neighbors. The bad jazz trombonist upstairs was the worst though.)

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YYR's avatar

NO!

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Never hit a note he couldn't massacre.

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Surviving the Billionaire Wars's avatar

I'll offer the one's who tried to run over my dogs...in my driveway!

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Any SOB trying to run over dogs is far worse than the trombone player and that guy was really awful! Tone-deaf! Always played flat. EEEEEEEeeeek! But at least he didn't try to run over my cats. (They're indoor-only so probably safe.)

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Bootsorourke's avatar

Bam!

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