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The Great Santini's avatar

50 cal sniper rifle with scope and *plenty* of ammo. Or even better, M2 Heavy Barrel Machine Gun with **plenty** of ammo.

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Rikard's avatar

Do it Conan-style: jump atop its head and drive your broadsword through its skull!

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

The martial arts Barbarian in me approves this message,with this addendum: we don't kill the bronto. No,we save that for raptors etc. We swing up and harness that giant head,slide Don the neck ( like the Flintstones of old!) And then offer it prime vegetables to " do that again!"

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AndyinBC's avatar

The guns were for the shark. I case someone ignores your advice and sneaks one along in their luggage. And brontos don't need "prime vegetables". They are perfectly willing to work for the crap one finds in the local supermarket.

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SnowInTheWind's avatar

Do it Alley Oop style, and and just ride on its neck. Hop over and swing through the trees when you want to go somewhere else.

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Rosemary B's avatar

yeah, great idea.

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Rosemary B's avatar

that could get messy though. like a water fall of blood. I would be a klutz bucket and slip and fall and sail down the slippery back

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Rosemary B's avatar

yes, bring a couple. I do not have one of those and would be thrilled to give yours a try if you don't mind

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TRM's avatar

Ya beat me to it. I said 50 cal Gatling Gun and lots of ammo. You are obviously a much better shot than I am.

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