The martial arts Barbarian in me approves this message,with this addendum: we don't kill the bronto. No,we save that for raptors etc. We swing up and harness that giant head,slide Don the neck ( like the Flintstones of old!) And then offer it prime vegetables to " do that again!"
The guns were for the shark. I case someone ignores your advice and sneaks one along in their luggage. And brontos don't need "prime vegetables". They are perfectly willing to work for the crap one finds in the local supermarket.
Do it Conan-style: jump atop its head and drive your broadsword through its skull!
The martial arts Barbarian in me approves this message,with this addendum: we don't kill the bronto. No,we save that for raptors etc. We swing up and harness that giant head,slide Don the neck ( like the Flintstones of old!) And then offer it prime vegetables to " do that again!"
The guns were for the shark. I case someone ignores your advice and sneaks one along in their luggage. And brontos don't need "prime vegetables". They are perfectly willing to work for the crap one finds in the local supermarket.
Do it Alley Oop style, and and just ride on its neck. Hop over and swing through the trees when you want to go somewhere else.
yeah, great idea.
that could get messy though. like a water fall of blood. I would be a klutz bucket and slip and fall and sail down the slippery back