kitten corner: streamlining government
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kitten corner: streamlining government
like any good mafia, "keep it in the family" is always the watchword
so, i know that people always complain about government probably being too bureaucratic and siloed and stuff, but you gotta admit:
this is some real streamlined efficiency.
think of all the work they’ll be able to get done over holiday dinner!
#WorkEthic
Do all of these desk murderers possess those beady, demonic eyes? 🧛♂️
Speaking of desk murderers, I just published an exclusive statement given to me by Cornelia Hertzler, the mother of Baby Alex, clearing up the numerous inaccuracies floating around about his story. This is the definitive account, and I am hoping everyone can help share her story to set the record straight:
• Baby Alex: The Definitive Account—in His Mother’s Own Words (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/baby-alex-the-definitive-accountin)
Between this and the FBI's response to TwitterFile, we can rest assured knowing our government will always wish us a hearty "Fuck You."
We gotta wish it back with a vengeance and show 'em exactly how much we mean it.
First step: Admit there is no Messiah in politics. We's the miracle we need.