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Guttermouth's avatar

Hey, we all have to do our part in a global pandemic. Grandma has to die if we're going to save grandma.

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libertate's avatar

Grandmothers can no longer contribute to the collective, and, in fact, pose among the chief dangers to Bilderburg Back Better™.

Not only are they useless eaters, adding nothing to the Great Leap Forward™ that we are all committed to achieve, but worse, they interfere with critical (re)education efforts by propagating anti-social terrorist ideas such as critical thought, self-sufficiency and, most disturbing skepticism and even outright criticism of our Dear Leadership™.

They've played their part, and as difficult it may be for some, we must break some eggs to make the omelette the rest of us will feast upon in the glorious future that will soon be imposed upon, er, I mean created for us.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Fun non-sarcastic fact: grandparents were and are ESSENTIAL to the survival of early humans and the general perpetuation of the human race (as sane people define humans).

Do a quick search for "evolutionary value grandparents" if you're interested.

Elders have always had and will always have tremendous value to civilization.

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libertate's avatar

Oh I know, believe me.

It is difficult to describe how beneficial my grandparents were to me, and how beneficial they have been to my own children.

I truly believe that inter-generational isolation is among the primary reasons for the long-term degradation of our society.

My family is, and will continue to, buck this trend.

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Snowdog's avatar

Not to mention the fact they worked their a$$es off when they were young, paying taxes, building the country, having kids, and defending the nation. We owe them a debt of respect and gratitude for their service.

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libertate's avatar

Paying taxes is not virtuous, it is the mark of enslavement.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Green Leap Forward©

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libertate's avatar

Oh that is good.

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marty s's avatar

Grandma and grandpa taking one for the team!

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BHerr's avatar

Spot on clown world logic there Guttermouth 🤡

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JP Freeman's avatar

That’s one of the ways the vaccines work—if you’re dead, you cannot catch Covid. But mask dead granny to be safe.

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