cat-astrophic attempts at memes

pfizer gets desperate

look, there are certain hard and fast rules of the world and one of them is this:

you can abuse humans all you like: cheat them, lie to them, injure them, or kill them.

but you don’t touch cats.

we own this town, and you do NOT come into our house and try to use the vast reservoirs of goodwill earned by the internet’s most beloved creature to prop up your flaming dumpster fire of a credibility deficit.

nosiree bob you do not.

because if you do, this sort of sad self-own is what happens.

nice ratio, clown boys.

and the quote tweets are worse.

go see for yourself. they are near universal in their derision.

they are getting savaged.

after all this, if pfizer thinks that using a cat meme is going to help their credibility, i have just one thing to say to them:

and if you think what pfizer and public health officials have been pushing for the last 3 years is "science,” maybe you need a little trip down memery lane:

these people use the word “science” and “side of science” like some sort of talismanic mantra, but all the rest of us see is:

this was already long past tired and had stretched credulity beyond breaking.

but now they have really stepped in it.

now they’ve taken on big feline.

and you do not win that one.

not on the internet. not ever.

beat it tenderfoot.

your meme-fu is weak.

but if you want to play again, you know where to find me and (as ever) “that’s just my game.”

“why pfizer pharma, you look like someone just walked over your grave…”