CDC: there is not going to be myocarditis
CDC: there is no myocarditis
CDC: there is some myocarditis, but it’s very rare
CDC: Warning! May cause myocarditis!
Myocarditis is good for you -- it shows the vaccine is working and is an expected side effect
Myocarditis IS good for you - a bigger heart means you have superpowers.
did wonders for the grinch...
Did you see the study released in Circulation (very prestigious cardiology journal) this morning?
And it is better for kids to get myocarditis from a GOOD cause -- saving boomers in nursing homes -- than from a BAD cause later in life.
As long as they don't die of Covid or kill Grandma, that's all that matters.
CDC: It's "mild" myocarditis.
I forgot that one, thanks. :)
And Covid now causes myocarditis -- that shows up after covid convalescents are vaccinated :-)
I think you are mistaken Igor. It's climate change/bacon/cannabis.
The athletes are all dropping because they are too fit. We didn't know about it before because scientists only discovered myocarditis last month. ;)
Yeah, how can stupid me forget climate change.
That's why they want to vaccinate EVERYONE -- so they would say that our poor health is caused by CLIMATE CHANGE
As gatopal gummibear737 says, "mostly peaceful myocarditis"
As I said to my doctor: "I think that vaccine gave me myocarditis"
To which he replied. "I agree! Let's Go Brandon!"
It's only Mild myocarditis!
And finally: "myocarditis is normal in children, nothing to worry about"
CDC: there is not going to be myocarditis
CDC: there is no myocarditis
CDC: there is some myocarditis, but it’s very rare
CDC: Warning! May cause myocarditis!
Myocarditis is good for you -- it shows the vaccine is working and is an expected side effect
Myocarditis IS good for you - a bigger heart means you have superpowers.
did wonders for the grinch...
Did you see the study released in Circulation (very prestigious cardiology journal) this morning?
And it is better for kids to get myocarditis from a GOOD cause -- saving boomers in nursing homes -- than from a BAD cause later in life.
As long as they don't die of Covid or kill Grandma, that's all that matters.
CDC: It's "mild" myocarditis.
I forgot that one, thanks. :)
And Covid now causes myocarditis -- that shows up after covid convalescents are vaccinated :-)
I think you are mistaken Igor. It's climate change/bacon/cannabis.
The athletes are all dropping because they are too fit. We didn't know about it before because scientists only discovered myocarditis last month. ;)
Yeah, how can stupid me forget climate change.
That's why they want to vaccinate EVERYONE -- so they would say that our poor health is caused by CLIMATE CHANGE
As gatopal gummibear737 says, "mostly peaceful myocarditis"
As I said to my doctor: "I think that vaccine gave me myocarditis"
To which he replied. "I agree! Let's Go Brandon!"
It's only Mild myocarditis!
And finally: "myocarditis is normal in children, nothing to worry about"