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baboon's avatar

CDC: there is not going to be myocarditis

CDC: there is no myocarditis

CDC: there is some myocarditis, but it’s very rare

CDC: Warning! May cause myocarditis!

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Igor Chudov's avatar

Myocarditis is good for you -- it shows the vaccine is working and is an expected side effect

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baboon's avatar

Myocarditis IS good for you - a bigger heart means you have superpowers.

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el gato malo's avatar

did wonders for the grinch...

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Total KO's avatar

Did you see the study released in Circulation (very prestigious cardiology journal) this morning?

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Igor Chudov's avatar

And it is better for kids to get myocarditis from a GOOD cause -- saving boomers in nursing homes -- than from a BAD cause later in life.

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baboon's avatar

As long as they don't die of Covid or kill Grandma, that's all that matters.

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Vanessa Hall's avatar

CDC: It's "mild" myocarditis.

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baboon's avatar

I forgot that one, thanks. :)

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Igor Chudov's avatar

And Covid now causes myocarditis -- that shows up after covid convalescents are vaccinated :-)

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baboon's avatar

I think you are mistaken Igor. It's climate change/bacon/cannabis.

The athletes are all dropping because they are too fit. We didn't know about it before because scientists only discovered myocarditis last month. ;)

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Igor Chudov's avatar

Yeah, how can stupid me forget climate change.

That's why they want to vaccinate EVERYONE -- so they would say that our poor health is caused by CLIMATE CHANGE

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Tacobot's avatar

As gatopal gummibear737 says, "mostly peaceful myocarditis"

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baboon's avatar

As I said to my doctor: "I think that vaccine gave me myocarditis"

To which he replied. "I agree! Let's Go Brandon!"

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Robert Holmes's avatar

It's only Mild myocarditis!

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Timothy's avatar

And finally: "myocarditis is normal in children, nothing to worry about"

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