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baboon's avatar

Myocarditis IS good for you - a bigger heart means you have superpowers.

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el gato malo's avatar

did wonders for the grinch...

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Total KO's avatar

Did you see the study released in Circulation (very prestigious cardiology journal) this morning?

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Igor Chudov's avatar

And it is better for kids to get myocarditis from a GOOD cause -- saving boomers in nursing homes -- than from a BAD cause later in life.

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baboon's avatar

As long as they don't die of Covid or kill Grandma, that's all that matters.

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