sudden malign creativity

a meta study in pharmicomemology

as a public service announcement, i’d like to address some ugly rumors that have been going around:

obviously, this would be a terrifying outcome.

on the other hand, well, consider the source…

so i had some doubts…

but still, someone had to get to the bottom of this!

and it was going to be hard to trust “the science™”

“public health”

or “the experts™” selected by media

and obviously, none of us wanted to give up our way of life

so we here at gatolabs™ (a possibly made up facility) have engaged in rigorous clinical trials and are pleased to report that you have nothing to worry about and as we always suspected:

laughter remains the best medicine.

CLEAR!

game on.