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flyham's avatar

The free state of New Hampshire politely declines entry to the People's Republic of Cali-Canadia, and has instead formed a Visegraad type collaboration with our liberty loving friends in Florida and Texas.

Any hostile actions from the woke-army of Bos-stan will be met with full resistance from the cis-militia.

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Julia Bach's avatar

The free people of NH might have to move. I’m in CA right now and recognize that I just might have to move. I’ll see if I can keep my Cali-Canadia condo as a summer home. Probably not, but oh well.

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flyham's avatar

NH is where the free New Englanders have moved. We can hold them off. NH is the lone Northeast point of sanity.

I’m moving out of CA sounds like a good idea.

How “free” is NH? 1 of 50 states has no seatbelt law.

It’s like TX of the 1960s w snow and a functional power grid.

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Katie Andraski's avatar

Not all Illinois. Just Chicago and suburbs.

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Well now, isnt THAT special...'s avatar

good grief, I must get out of WA state. It has become EVERYTHING I abhor.... Now to figure out how to get my whole family out.... VonTrapps... hiking.... hmmmmmmmmm. Where are the nuns when we need them.

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Lion's avatar

Are we groundhogs now?

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Beemac's avatar

Porcupines!

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el gato malo's avatar

i considered using a cat, but i'm not sure y'all are ready for that much freedom yet.

😹😹😹

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flyham's avatar

The Libertarian porcupine is a great fit - but even the libertarians were caught flat footed from this nonsense.

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el gato malo's avatar

honestly, most self described "libertarians" were a massive disappointment in the last year. so many instantly turned tail and started pushing for authoritarianism and government programs like some atheist private praying fervently to god the minute the first bullet whizzed over his foxhole.

at least we learned who the posers were.

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flyham's avatar

Libertarians - and even New Hampshire's "Free State Project" have been embarrassing in their supplication to the church of Covid. We were stuck in the Caliphate of Massachusetts and fled. NH let us keep our jobs.

If the madness continues to long, yes, we would cross the border. I'm worried it will come to that. This has been so crazy. Our family is all in TX, FL and SC - and it is bizarre how much the results there are completely ignored.

The media has truly divided, conquered, and memory-holed anything it deems inappropriate. If people just traveled around, they could see with their own eyes that all of this anti-covid activity is theatre, nonsense, and it leads to no change in outcomes.

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WriterMomof4's avatar

Kurt Schlichter has fleshed out the details of such a re-allocation in his Kelly Turnbull series o books. I’m beginning to think he’s not wrong.

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TB's avatar

Solid, but I'd like to propose we trade Ohio for British Columbia

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el gato malo's avatar

that seems like it will take some convincing. the vancouver crowd is pretty woke.

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SpattergroitDroplets's avatar

I live in BC and wish what you said wasn't true, but it is.

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