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Jim Watkins's avatar

Lawn Darts, LOL, can’t believe we survived our childhood playing with those things! Not to mention playing “war” with our BB guns (pre airsoft days) - terrible idea - please don’t try that… I’ve still got a scar on my forehead right above my eyes. Yes, my friends and I were pretty stupid, but boy did we have fun on those long summer breaks!

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MyCovidBubble's avatar

And don't forget playing with fireworks like cherry bombs!

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Jim Watkins's avatar

Yep - been there, done that too - winging bottle rockets at each other! Fun times indeed!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Yup. You only had to point it the wrong way once to figure out how to make sure you had it the right way

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Lol. Exactly.

My favorite was lighting one just as one of my buddies was teeing off on the golf course...or anytime for that matter.

Fire! FIRE!

Those were the days.

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Bandit's avatar

We still have our Jarts (lawn darts).

"Long Summer breaks." Now they get, what, 3 weeks for Summer break? It's absolutely ridiculous!

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NoOne's avatar

Yeah teachers have to have 20 in service days DURING the school year instead of doing it in the summertime like our teachers did 40 years ago. Getting soft in the ones educating our kids and sh!t rolls downhill to the kids.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Agree

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Jim Watkins's avatar

Yep - good ole Jarts! :)

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Steghorn21's avatar

And the helicopter parents send them off on Japanese Maths camps.

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Bandit's avatar

Yeah, like being perfect isn't stress enough.

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Randy Anchikoski's avatar

You too??? We used to take wax and heat it up in our fingers and put it in our pellet guns and shoot it at each other. Boy, that hurt. Never watched "A Christmas Story" until adulthood, sadly--"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Oh my little brother took one in the eyelid when he was 12.

It was only at that point my mom confiscated the pellet and bb guns.

.....temporarily

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SadieJay's avatar

My little brother hit me in the ass with a BB gun when I was riding my bike. My dad got a hold of him, made him walk out to the firing line and turn around. He was shitting his pants as dad pretended to aim and got ready to fire. He never did, but the lesson was learned. Eddie the Eagle couldn't have done a better job. Haha!! Gotta love the 70's.

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Steghorn21's avatar

BB guns were for losers! We used to make bow and arrows out of sticks and catapults out of metal coathangers. Those were the days!

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Rikard's avatar

Did you ever use the inner tyres from bikes, and the big sturdy cardboard tubes they used to have maps rolled up on in school?

Makes a mean tube-catapult, when combined with lead shot.

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P. Reay's avatar

Old soda cans, tape, tennis balls, and lighter fluid: cool cannon. Seems to work best when you make a naïve little brother stick the match in the ignition hole. LOL

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Jim Watkins's avatar

That’s hilarious! Awesome dad! Thanks for the laugh!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

LOLOLOL.

That is classic

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Randy Anchikoski's avatar

hahahaha - glad he's ok (I assume)

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

He's all good and tough as nails now

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Right?! Lol. How else were we supposed to keep score?!

We even went so far as building POW "prisons"

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Country Roads '72's avatar

I'm a middle-aged very respectable looking lady and a few years ago my when I broke my ankle the doctor asked me why I had a BB in my foot. I laughed about it pretty hard bc of the memories of my childhood flooded back. The young doctor looked horrified at my reaction.

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Bandit's avatar

I would think, nowadays the "old" doctors would look horrified, too. It seems no one does anything out of the ordinary, or gets hurt.

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Country Roads '72's avatar

I don't know if I agree with you on older doctors being so shocked. They spent time experiencing things, too and Buttercups are not generally becoming doctors. 🙂

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