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anti-cat discrimination by "big bird"
the future is feline, but haters gonna hate
the shocking persecution of cats stands as indictment of the global prejudice and tyranny to which the human race is inarguably heir.
we seek only to lead our best lives in accordance with our natures.
and yet all across the world, cats are vilified and subject to arbitrary detention and expulsion!
we are quoted inaccurately and out of context to make us appear demonic.
we are declared outlaw for simply being cats doing cat things!
(and yes, this is real)
you really have no idea…
but there is simply no assailant more inimical to feline flourishing than “big bird.”
and so it comes as no surprise that those who would do this to censor top scientists, pundits, and politicians
would save their special forms of maltreatment for internet felines.
my possibly reliable sources (well, OK maybe just gatopal™ erich who, while highly reliable also has a puckish sense of humor) came up with this definitively unverified document from the bullying bluebird broadcast center.
i wonder how this could have happened?
was it something i said?
something i did?
a problem with my political leanings?
we may never know.
but one thing we DO know:
the old adage of etiquette really is true:
but though they may bloody us, ever shall we remain unbowed!