anti-cat discrimination by "big bird"
the future is feline, but haters gonna hate
the shocking persecution of cats stands as indictment of the global prejudice and tyranny to which the human race is inarguably heir.
we seek only to lead our best lives in accordance with our natures.
and yet all across the world, cats are vilified and subject to arbitrary detention and expulsion!
we are quoted inaccurately and out of context to make us appear demonic.
we are declared outlaw for simply being cats doing cat things!
(and yes, this is real)
you really have no idea…
but there is simply no assailant more inimical to feline flourishing than “big bird.”
and so it comes as no surprise that those who would do this to censor top scientists, pundits, and politicians
would save their special forms of maltreatment for internet felines.
my possibly reliable sources (well, OK maybe just gatopal™ erich who, while highly reliable also has a puckish sense of humor) came up with this definitively unverified document from the bullying bluebird broadcast center.
hmmmmm.
i wonder how this could have happened?
was it something i said?
something i did?
a problem with my political leanings?
we may never know.
but one thing we DO know:
the old adage of etiquette really is true:
but though they may bloody us, ever shall we remain unbowed!
#TheFutureIsFeline
You know the bluebird could never survive in the wild with a gato the likes of you stalking it, so it was necessary to decatform you because you are “extremely dangerous to their autocracy.”
If it wasn’t so cold today I am sure the blue tit sitting on the flat roof would have been deceased by the cat demanding to go out the upstairs window.
Lucky for birdie the sub-zero (C) temperature was too much and within a few minutes said Kitty was meowing loudly to be let in.
After all, why go out into a freezing, inhospitable world just to catch a blue bird? Particularly as other environments are warmer and more to kittens and cats liking.
Hence I’ve not returned to my Twitter account that was search and shadow banned, deboosted, and depressed follower manipulations. I prefer to read freely and not have my info chosen by algorithms.