You know the bluebird could never survive in the wild with a gato the likes of you stalking it, so it was necessary to decatform you because you are “extremely dangerous to their autocracy.”
The bluebird could not survive “alone” in the wild. However, he has powerful friends. Notorious enemy of cats Stephen Guibeault (Canadian Environment Minister) is once again escalating the assault on feline freedom fighters. He has awarded 14 Canadian cities with “bird friendly” certifications. Presumably because they are now free from stray cats.
If it wasn’t so cold today I am sure the blue tit sitting on the flat roof would have been deceased by the cat demanding to go out the upstairs window.
Lucky for birdie the sub-zero (C) temperature was too much and within a few minutes said Kitty was meowing loudly to be let in.
After all, why go out into a freezing, inhospitable world just to catch a blue bird? Particularly as other environments are warmer and more to kittens and cats liking.
Hence I’ve not returned to my Twitter account that was search and shadow banned, deboosted, and depressed follower manipulations. I prefer to read freely and not have my info chosen by algorithms.
I think the difference is cats don’t give humans attention or love freely… You have to earn it more than with dogs. But honestly worth it because they are much lower maintenance!
Are we so fragile that we can't handle even a spec of dissent?
Do they honestly believe there are people out there waiting to get the green light to gargle with Woolite™ or go play in traffic if someone said it was good exercise?
Mister Bluebird, who has never granted an interview, felt compelled after the Twitter Files release to speak with the bi-partisan Dogs and Cats News, saying “I just couldn’t let this go by.”
Taking a break while scoring a song for three hummingbirds, Mister Bluebird exclaimed “I’ve been a Bluebird my whole life. I’ve known many Bluebirds. I can say confidently that Twitter is no Bluebird!”
“Tweet twiddle tweet tweet!”, he continued. After a brief fluttery flight around this reporter’s head, he landed on a shoulder and clearly announced “The whole Twitter is an affront to Bluebird-dom. No integrity. Shifty antics to suppress speech and act fascistly with government.”
Mister Bluebird went on, saying in a high-pitched, lilting, tenor voice “And all those tweeters that try to cancel each other, with their group think and mob rule… just terrible. So negative and unhopeful, opposite of a proper Bluebird. Offensive to any full-throated Bluebird worth his feathers.”
With one more flutter of wings, he flew off, leaving this parting thought in an upbeat singing voice, “I must return to my work. We are all waiting for the return of normal days, and I’m even optimistic there will again be wonderful days in our future.”
by Ralph Mutt, beat journalist for Dogs and Cats News
You know the bluebird could never survive in the wild with a gato the likes of you stalking it, so it was necessary to decatform you because you are “extremely dangerous to their autocracy.”
and that is why I post Gato's links on the shitbird
one or other day, when all the likes of elton john have left, I might go to the shtbird too and post copied cat memes
The bluebird could not survive “alone” in the wild. However, he has powerful friends. Notorious enemy of cats Stephen Guibeault (Canadian Environment Minister) is once again escalating the assault on feline freedom fighters. He has awarded 14 Canadian cities with “bird friendly” certifications. Presumably because they are now free from stray cats.
https://twitter.com/s_guilbeault/status/1600936640947490816?s=46&t=Gc031Pon5qMTGpKJOZr1KA
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If it wasn’t so cold today I am sure the blue tit sitting on the flat roof would have been deceased by the cat demanding to go out the upstairs window.
Lucky for birdie the sub-zero (C) temperature was too much and within a few minutes said Kitty was meowing loudly to be let in.
After all, why go out into a freezing, inhospitable world just to catch a blue bird? Particularly as other environments are warmer and more to kittens and cats liking.
Hence I’ve not returned to my Twitter account that was search and shadow banned, deboosted, and depressed follower manipulations. I prefer to read freely and not have my info chosen by algorithms.
We need more of you and less of the useful idiots
it's quite a lot more fun than it used to be. I deleted my account on jan6 and just made a new one a week or two ago.
It is changing rapidly, that much is for sure. Not too sure of the outcome. It's not like I trust the musk
Anyone who doesn’t like cats has never shared their life with one. 😻😻😻😻
Nope. I did. Still don't want one.
The eric ding caption nearly choked me. There’s nothing quite like laying in bed of a Saturday morning laughing uncontrollably. Bravo our gato! 🐈
*caturday
Cattishack!
"He was Night Putting."
Speaking of cat persecution, any update on the cats of Old San Juan?
not yet.
they got swamped by comments and "are processing."
i suspect they are looking for a quiet way to back down/have this fade away, but nothing definitive yet.
Evidence that caterwauling works
Hey bad cat, you're gonna love this -
https://twitter.com/HaytersTV/status/1600543423538245632
as the saying goes: fuck around, find out!
Croatian national team to the rescue :D
Still chuckling...😂
Happy Caturday 😻
I think the difference is cats don’t give humans attention or love freely… You have to earn it more than with dogs. But honestly worth it because they are much lower maintenance!
My cats think the litter box is a "don't poop here" box. So there's that.
I'm on Google's "How to kill a cat." Frequent search list... As I put more food in their dishes ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
aha. the kitten counter !
The image with the cat sitting next to the "PLEASE DO NOT SIT HERE" sign is just delicious.
The bullied become bullies.
Are we so fragile that we can't handle even a spec of dissent?
Do they honestly believe there are people out there waiting to get the green light to gargle with Woolite™ or go play in traffic if someone said it was good exercise?
Or take several doses of unapproved drugs every few months...
Thanks for the chuckle you bodacious mouser!!
Maybe the Hamster deserved it.
As a member of the feline community, I endorse this message.
“Mister Bluebird calls out Twitter”
Mister Bluebird, who has never granted an interview, felt compelled after the Twitter Files release to speak with the bi-partisan Dogs and Cats News, saying “I just couldn’t let this go by.”
Taking a break while scoring a song for three hummingbirds, Mister Bluebird exclaimed “I’ve been a Bluebird my whole life. I’ve known many Bluebirds. I can say confidently that Twitter is no Bluebird!”
“Tweet twiddle tweet tweet!”, he continued. After a brief fluttery flight around this reporter’s head, he landed on a shoulder and clearly announced “The whole Twitter is an affront to Bluebird-dom. No integrity. Shifty antics to suppress speech and act fascistly with government.”
Mister Bluebird went on, saying in a high-pitched, lilting, tenor voice “And all those tweeters that try to cancel each other, with their group think and mob rule… just terrible. So negative and unhopeful, opposite of a proper Bluebird. Offensive to any full-throated Bluebird worth his feathers.”
With one more flutter of wings, he flew off, leaving this parting thought in an upbeat singing voice, “I must return to my work. We are all waiting for the return of normal days, and I’m even optimistic there will again be wonderful days in our future.”
by Ralph Mutt, beat journalist for Dogs and Cats News
😁
I proudly contributed to mayhem by retweeting Dr. Jay's posting of that shiftily-tagged satire acct. picture asking for your reinstatement. So there!
And there's a--wait for it--fact check on the cat arrest! Guardians of the universe never gonna let us down! https://www.poynter.org/?ifcn_misinformation=thai-police-arrested-a-cat-for-disobeying-the-curfew-order
But let us remember in these peculiar times that there is nothing so absurd that it might not be true.