Remember, pillage before you burn.
Rape first. If you pillage first you might not have a couch or bed to rape on. Very hard on the knees. So, rape-pillage-burn, in that order.
Then, if you’re Blackrock, apply to get the contract to rebuild. And by apply I mean bribe a neocon.
But be smart because you can only fit so much in the boat and we have to get out of here really quickly before the Church shows up with troops, and the water gets really churny on the way back to Denmark.
Stick to heavy durable stuff.
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Remember, pillage before you burn.
Rape first. If you pillage first you might not have a couch or bed to rape on. Very hard on the knees. So, rape-pillage-burn, in that order.
Then, if you’re Blackrock, apply to get the contract to rebuild. And by apply I mean bribe a neocon.
But be smart because you can only fit so much in the boat and we have to get out of here really quickly before the Church shows up with troops, and the water gets really churny on the way back to Denmark.
Stick to heavy durable stuff.