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I’m terrible at debating. What would be a one sentence rebuttal? I mentioned nuclear but she scared of “the waste.” The best I could think of was “why are we trying to control the whole planet?”

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In this kind of situation I generally say something about their mom.

"Your mom's fat ass blotting out the sun will save us."

"Your mom's thighs generate enough friction to cause brush fires."

"Your mom's hot beefs could power a small city."

You're welcome to use one of those.

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lol -- i wish i was the kinda person who could say those things! one thing I miss about everyone working together at an "office" was hearing other people say the things I wish I could say. Now they've sent all of us home to "telework" and it's boring as hell.

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Your mom thinks telework is phone sex.

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Just to clarify, do I say ‘your...’. Or ‘yo mamma’.

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I say "your mom" because I'm white, but you do you.

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“It won’t work. We are killing eagles and that won’t do anything for the planet.”

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