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Those final Venusians deeply regretted their plastic straws.

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OMG, the bloody modelers are at it again. When are people going to realize they’re just grifting astrologers and psychics whose mendacious mythological models can be used to induce panic and destruction on cue?

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Blaa blah blah blah blah. Everybody knows that Donald Trump is responsible for the horrible conditions on Venus. I'm pretty sure there were some minorities living in a tropical paradise there that he hit with his nuclear button. Thank goodness the adults are in charge on earth now as they will now save us from horribly low gas prices and owning things. As soon as we can get back to driving Flintstone pedal cars the earth can be cooled by the one degree it has warmed since the industrial revolution and polar bears will no longer have to rape grizzly bears to keep their species alive.

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If Venus was once like Earth, who were the evil aliens that destroyed it with their dirty carbon-burning SUVs? Those SOB's ought to be hit with some serious carbon taxes!

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The WEF should have its next conference on Uranus and never return so Earth can prosper.

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I live in a college town and see carbon neutral signs everywhere. How about no more mandates signs? Protect our children from medical tyranny?

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Jun 15, 2022·edited Jun 15, 2022

Wow, did you just assume Venus's planetary conditions!? Anti-planetite bigot. Soon you'll be saying they should have their own solar system!

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Oh, the beauty of being the rich elite in charge of the World - you can toss out any random thought that streaks through the halls of Mt. Olympus and it is deemed automatically and untouchably True. Food for the fans to feed and spread. Facts be damned!

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This was a fun read. I mean, anything coming from the WEF is garbage, but it’s always impressive when you can painstakingly detail how garbagey it actually is. Haha.

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Well done summary. Earth’s CO2 decreased because we have an Ocean that sequestered as calcium carbonate.

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Great article. keep puncturing their BS.

Fun fact: When you account for albedo and solar proximity the temperature of Venus (and all the other bodies in the solar system with a thick gaseous atmosphere) is accurately predicted with the Ideal Gas Law, PV=NRT. This is well recognized in mine engineering, in deep mines atmospheric pressure is higher which raises temperature and must be accounted for in cooling system capacity.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/324599511_Thermal_Enhancement_on_Planetary_Bodies_and_the_Relevance_of_the_Molar_Mass_Version_of_the_Ideal_Gas_Law_to_the_Null_Hypothesis_of_Climate_Change

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If only Venus had a Justin Trudeau back in the day it would still be habitable today and it's people would be happily munching on bugs, owning nothing, and extraordinarily happy!

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Odd. Earth was once Venus-like, too. Thank God for climate change!

UH-MAZIN!!

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They're setting it up guys. UFO's started showing up in the mainstream news in early-mid 2020. I wagered my wife and a couple of friends that the next big thing after the pandemic would be a space alien invasion. NASA is convening its UFO team for September, which was already making my tin hat vibrate. Now, WEF is pointing out the climate catastrophe on Venus. Clearly, thousands of climate denying Venusians have settled in the North American middle west after having destroyed their own planet. They have infiltrated local populations, taken up arms and persist in consuming fossil fuels, now destroying our planet. They're likely going to have to send in the Marines to arrest, eliminate or at a minimum contain them. Those who had contact will have to be quarantined indefinitely, maybe even entire towns. Don't be shocked.

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Before climate change, Mr Gore's net worth was a few million. After climate change, hundeds of millions.

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Our “global warming” is blamed on dastardly activity by the peasants on Earth. What was Venus’ excuse? Is the global warming cult claiming Venus was ever inhabited by similar intelligent but dastardly life forms?

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