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Have you heard about the Christmas tree for the unvaccinated?

No needles...just balls

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The term "balls" is a dog whistle for toxic masculinity and will not be tolerated.

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You could say, cojones, huevos, testicular, fortitude, stones, or you could say, courage or nerve interchangeably.

It’s shorthand for acting like a MAN, that is to say, being brave.

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What? No love for DooDads?

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Hahahaha too funny!

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Please accept this award on behalf of the sane. Well coined, El Z.

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Schweddy balls!

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with little mini / travel sized bottles of A-1 sauce

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Yes! It’s a hysterical picture!!

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Seen in these premises first.

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This IS THE BEST!🤣🤣

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😆😆😆

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Thanks so much for my first LOL of the day! I sent a screenshot of your comment to my daughter, the ONLY unvaccinated (brave) member of our family

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“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”

― George Washington, redhead

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Instead of doing the fact-checking for us, why doesn’t Google simply allow us to conduct uncurated searches, so we can fact check for ourselves?

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The pro-censorship crowd believes that the average American is incapable of thinking for themselves, and that "experts" are better equipped to think and speak for them.

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I have a different take. The pro-censorship crowd wants to prevent Americans from thinking for themselves because they know that if they have the facts, they will see that pro-censorship crowd has no clothes.

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EEEWW! I NEVER, not even in my imagination, want to see ANY of those with out clothes!

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Like Jeffrey Toobin!

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🙌

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Rather, why doesn't Google just do the searching for us? No sense taking the risk.

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That’s great.

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I couldn't bring myself to watch. I was afraid I'd have to gouge out my eyes and deafen myself. Was it serious or was it like the BEE?

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Javold! It seems ve haf discovered anuzzer zealot who must be zilenced! Unger! Such talk iss verboten! Go to your room immediately, und don't come out 'til April! Und I get your dessert!

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Like welfare... gotta keep them on the Google plantation!

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Anytime google, WEF, Gates, Schwab, et.al. Say they want to “help people,” you should:

1. Be immediately suspicious of whatever comes next.

2. Be fairly certain they are leaving out the most important aspect of what they are helping people with...

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To paraphrase Inigo Montoya, "They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means."

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Thank you! I think of this quote at least once daily recently:)

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"to serve man' is the title of a cook book.*

and soylent green is people.

'no bug protein for you, today'!

*twilight zone episode

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Hey, does anyone remember when google was a search engine?

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Kinda makes me wish we had just put up with Yahoo, or Alta Vista, or AOL Lol

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I keep saying everything was better when the internet was just "geeks".

Then all the "normies" showed-up and suddenly it's a machine for a global fascist control.

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Hahahha. Totally. Internet was fun and enjoyable until it was the playground of the nerds/geeks. As soon 'normies' showed up in the big numbers everything turned into a shitshow.

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Hotbot was pretty good too. Assuming that the neon green background didn't burn out your retinas.

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The Justice Department should go after Google for violating antitrust laws. Oh wait...they can’t.

They are far too busy investigating Donald Trump....for something, again.

And all those semi-fascist MAGA people.

And all those terrorist parents at school board meetings.

And pro-lifers within a mile of an abortion clinic, especially if they are singing hymns.

And those who think a man can’t get pregnant

And those WITHOUT a government protected mental illness.

And I forgot, Donald Trump......for something, again.

They are busy, busy people......

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LOL!

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OMG, the Musk/EU/WEF meme is the best, at least for today, there is always tomorrow for el gato.

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I 'bout sprayed coffee all over the monitor laughing at that look on Elon's face. But who knows - clown world keeps getting crazier & crazier. Maybe one day soon Elon will decide he wants to become "King of The World" instead of Klaus. I think we need a globally televised cage match between the two of 'em. As bad as I hate TV, I'd probably go buy a used one off Craigslist just to watch that 😂🤣😂🤣

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The comments on the Google tweet are very heartening. Currently running at about 80% "no thanks fascist."

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Thanks for taking the plunge and swimmin in slime so I don’t have to !

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"Fact checker," "online safety expert," "disinformation reporter."

These titles, which are promulgated by the mainstream media and refer to fake expertise, are baptized by the Left as part of their nakedly obvious attempts to dress their censorship agenda up in a neutral, pseudo-scientific veneer.

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Dare one call it "genuine disinformation about disinformation"?

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For a company whose name has become a verb meaning "search out the truth," they seem to really hate when people try to do that.

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They ought to change the name to "Nevermind."

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Which is why if you search something they don't want you to know, you won't find it.

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It's a typo run amok. It was supposed to be Goggles, blue-green tinted Goggles.

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I just want to point out that when a podcast I enjoy (e.g. Rogan) on Spotify adds the "Covid-19 Info" banner, I immediately become interested in the podcast and never click on their banner. Thanks misinformation czar for pointing me to content I might be interested in :-)

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That's why I hope they will ban twitter in EU. That would make a lot of people interested.

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Or is true!

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Weird how antifa has become so quiet ever since global government/wef/tech/pharma openly showed their totalitarian hands.....

Almost like they were controlled opposition...

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Unless you're in the Pacific Northwest and someone is saying men dressed like women should not be allowed in the YMCA girls locker room.

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Remember Nina, (the short-lived Disinformation Queen) Jankowicz from a few months ago? She's registered as a foreign agent in the UK and has found another Ministry of Truth in need of her expert eye. https://english.almayadeen.net/news/politics/former-us-minister-of-truth-now-foreign-agent-in-uk

As they say....where there's a will, there's a way! Stomping out truth all over the globe.

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Remember the water world they landed on in the movie *Interstellar*?

Our world is very similar, the major difference being that, instead of water, the gigantic tsunamis swamping us every half hour or so consist of liquified leftist bullshit.

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😂🤣😅😀😆😁🥹🤣🤣🤣

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😂🤣😂🤣 😖🤢🤮

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US big tech has been encouraging the EU censorship law, including its recent amendment to include the lies protecting big Pharma. It’s a back door to claiming that they have to keep a consistent/coherent global policy and therefore also censor in the US. 

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And all the 'fines' go directly to government, instead of the people allegedly harmed....

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I am getting tired of interesting times, but these are getting my blood warmed up in the most interest-sparking ways.

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What they hate about Musk is his promise to rid twitter of bots. Stripped of their army of billions of code-generated dittoheads, America's - I mean the world's - owners will have a much harder time censoring, shouting down, and/or shaming dissenters. And if one of The Owners' principal means of manufacturing consensus and consent vanishes, people just might start to figure out how they're being had.

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