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More likely he tested positive for not wanting to face Rand Paul again in the Senate hearing scheduled later this week

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There's ZERO chance that Fauci actually got the jabs. He's evil, not stupid.

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Administer a quadruple dosage of remdesivir and vent him up, stat!

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You mean the vaccine doesn't prevent illness. Or keep you out of the hospital. Wait.......Or prevent death...but it is know to cause blood clots, death, miscarriages and strokes. I tell you the most important thing the vaccine does. It creates Billionaires.

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Quad saline injected. If he and Brandon keep f**king the American people as vigorously as they have soon both will have monkeypox.

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TOO FUNNY. BRILLIANT as usual.

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"but my possibly reliable gatosources™ tell me that he’s still testing negative for ethics, even at 100 Ct."

right on! thank you for making me laugh, even when there is nothing to laugh about....

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Turns out that saline injections are just as effective as "the vaccine" in keeping you safe from the virus - who knew :P?

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May be it's the booster, not Covid. Tempting thought. Yes, this man will face the Justice of God ultimately, but he must first face the Justice of the People. He has hurt too many for too long.

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All I can ever think through this, if Fossil Fauci, Flabby Gut Gates and the rest of the old, fat dinosaurs can get covid and survive it... why are we still acting like this is any sort of threat. It's over.

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Remdesivir.

Mechanical ventilation.

THIS IS THE WAY

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"tests positive for covid."

This phrase is now meaningless propaganda horse shit, devoid of significance or consequence.

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founding

Safe and Effective™.

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Wonder if the Poisoned Dwarf and Emperor Blackface Trudope were at the same party in LA?: Oh, and it could not happen to a nicer person!!!

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I still haven't had it once.

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Jun 15, 2022·edited Jun 15, 2022

Finally some good news.

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