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Oh my God, this one had me laughing out loud!

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Same 😂

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I would join you, but I'm experimenting with magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt) as Mg supplement. Problem is, it's also a laxative. 😊

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And me!

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And me too. It is becoming contagious!!

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This diagnosis only cost me $4.17 cuz I am an annual subscriber. Cheapest doctor appointment ever! Thanks Dr Gato 🐈‍⬛. 😹😹😹

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best part: it's re-usable!

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Also the results are transferable. You can take the test and your results apply to me!

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ROFL Jim. what a good use of time and money.

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Legit. Also, I now need something for the headache these colors created prior to having fully awakened this am. *starts the hunt for a caffeine source*

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Jan 10, 2023·edited Jan 10, 2023

i identify as a caffeine source but you cant have me!

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* slurpp!* * sputter cough sputter!* ...

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Thanks, that was great and much needed. I was watching “ Sprung”, a new series (on Prime or Netflix?), and they showed how a drive-thru Covid testing site works. It was immediate results by a guy that held a magic eight ball behind a desk. Hysterical. 🤣

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As long as every single democrat listens to Brandon and keep jabbing themselves, Im happy.

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Oh shit, my husband is colorblind and now thinks he’s dying because he can’t see any numbers. Thanks, el gato!

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I think I might need a referral to a specialist. I see the 4 clearly AND I have a cold. I could be in serious trouble.

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Same with the cold. I flew over the holidays.

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I got mine at the dentist. It’s actually a sinus infection. Pretty much has made me feel lousy since Christmas. Speaking of flying, did you read about the Malaysian Airlines study where they tested wastewater on planes over a 6 month period and found 96% of them had SARS Cov-2 virus in varying degrees in the test material. Pretty much guaranteed to get exposed if you fly. I don’t fly but I thought that was interesting.

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I've taken over 20 flights since this all started, and haven't contracted the Rona yet. Could it be my unjabbed status?

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I’m unjabbed as well. I think it’s a cold. Not everything is covid; not you are saying that.

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Jan 12, 2023·edited Jan 12, 2023

No. I haven’t been jabbed either. But caught Covid 2 days after a13 hr flight from Sicily.

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And a very mild sickness. 2 days of not feeling well.

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Jan 10, 2023·edited Jan 10, 2023

Were you vaxed as a child with any vaxes?

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Jan 10, 2023·edited Jan 10, 2023

A podcast AOL nurse described a 2020 super spreader event that occured prior to cv shots. her whole family got cv from her adult son who had been on a travel bus for many hours. only two young adults on the charter bus did not get cv. Those two young adults were never vaxed with childhood vxs.

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Good. They were naturally protected after that

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Isn't it amazing that more people aren't sick with Covid considering those numbers? Air travel has always been a fun way to catch a cold/stomach bug, why not Covid? Just goes to prove, Covid is not that transmissible, and masks aren't necessary.

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I got something, I think my usual sinus infection, the Friday before Christmas. :(~

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Safest place. Plus who cares about exposure? It’s a bad cold

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Safest place is 1000 miles offshore in the North Atlantic on our gracefully aging sailboat.

It can be more than a ‘cold’ if it turns into pneumonia.

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I'm sad for you but glad you have a lovely sailboat! 💕

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Ah. No need for sadness. Still feeling a bit crappy, but I had my annual health check at the Duke Bone Marrow Clinic today and so if anything is serious it will be discovered. We have lived on our boat for 13 years.

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I bet that's comparable to a grocery store, for example.

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Thanks, Dr.El, for always looking out for us.

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😂😂😂😂😂I have one question, when will the flipping bbc stop lying about everything covid? How do these people sleep at night?

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Excellent as ever, our Jedi master 😁

Another great article by Neville Hodgkinson that might be of interest:

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/dramatic-figures-link-more-covid-jabs-with-more-illness/

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so we went from 95% efficacy against infection, the famous dead end, to avoid hospitalization. give it a few more weeks and the narrative will move to "get a vaccine because it immunizes you against racism"....i am sure some will get it.

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I am good!

Thank you for this easy test, Gato

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Just the type of tests that I like. Painless, instant result and from a reliable source. 😀

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Well Gatito Malo Malo, do you have some sort of PREP Act immunity for the untested use of color schemes in treating Cohiv9000?

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There was a law passed, tucked into the funding for L.B.A. Act. ( Litter Boxes for All)

Immunity is there, in section C.A.T.S.911.LAO

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"the only real solution is to assume responsibility for our own care and our own decision making." I love this. It has always been thus.

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Same actually applies to financial planning, retirement planning, anything else where 'credentialed experts' are worshiped like gods.

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So funny! I didn’t read the captions. I started to wonder why the gold one was giving me trouble. Then saw it, results: coffee on the phone screen.

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