gato's third postulate

the sneetches theorem

there is no chapter of history so appalling nor any children’s book with a sufficiently cautionary allegorical tale that some woke company will not mistake it for a how to manual.

Matt Jones @mattcjones

Now everyone’s coming back in to the office, we’ve upgraded our lanyards so we all know where we’re comfortable. 🙌

honest question: we’re about 15 minutes away from people wearing their pronouns embroidered on their clothing, aren’t we?