OMG, do I ever know what you mean! If by some miracle you haven't seen it... DON'T DO IT!!! ...because you can never, ever UN-see it and you will so wish you hadn't. I do not know how this pervert is not so humiliated that he would not spend the rest of his life hidden in a dark cave. PERVERT is an understatement.
Did I ever mention Mom somewhat resembled the recently-late Queen of England, in all of her stages? Quite remarkable really. Perhaps some sort of Romanov offshoot slumming in the shtetls coming to light.
Wonderful! If they sell out, maybe "WEF Bond Villain" Schwab in his pink beach thong-kini? Not a costume for the shy type, though! Should really only be sold in a size XXL male.
I'm going to a Halloween party tonight. My friends and I are gonna be three blind mice. But I'm a up the ante bc everyone there but me is vaxxed. I'm gonna put black makeup around my eyes with streaks of blood falling down my face from them. I'm a tell them that I got the bivalent booster and it turned me into a mouse and made my eyes explode out of my head.
Bring more friends and go as OctoMouse. When people ask, it’s the perfect opening to tell the vaxxed about the new booster tested on only 8 mice. Total buzz kill party moment!
Find a few unvaxxed friends, grab some brews and a couple of pizzas. Tell them to bring their laptops and have some fun poking a few bears with your laptops. Almost as much fun, much less graphine oxide transference.
Our black cat (Bombay) lost one of her fangs so she looks a bit lopsided. And she loves to rub her face against you and scrape the tooth across your skin.
This is great! I had a very large cat with opposable thumbs, and he could do some amazing things with those opposable thumbs! He was so large that when he was standing guard at the end of the driveway, people walking their little dogs would cross the street. He was a naughty boy with some bad cattitude, but you KNOW that made us love him even more, and it was worth the toxoplasmosis.
i'll just be relieved to not see anyone in a klaus schaub beach costume, you know the one, its burned into your retina
OMG, do I ever know what you mean! If by some miracle you haven't seen it... DON'T DO IT!!! ...because you can never, ever UN-see it and you will so wish you hadn't. I do not know how this pervert is not so humiliated that he would not spend the rest of his life hidden in a dark cave. PERVERT is an understatement.
You mean the one with the teeny tiny nub barely visible in the front?
The water was cold! Shrinkage! Tell them Harari!
🤣🤣🤣
SNAP
Those who say size doesn't matter are usually the ones with the, a-hem, "shortcomings". Often accompanied by delusions of world domination.
Yeah a stack of nickels has got to be tough
Or dimes. Gives a whole new meaning to "March Of Dimes" (does that still exist?)
Oh God. Yeah. I just looked it up. It does.
Absolutely
must be a different one, his looked massive
DOH!
Yeah, that's the one, ick.
It can’t be unseen!
People would think you were dressing up as Elmer Fudd.
Hahaha, first comment I made before you got here. Hey, are you an XXL-size guy? Please wear one to a party! :-)
Just picture Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. 😆
a 'medical journalist' get up would be pretty spooky too, pun intended
Where's the "Leader Of The Free World"? Comes with teleprompter and lifetime supply of Adderall and Depends.
Or the "Historic Vice President". Comes with kneepads and map of the Southern U.S. Border.
I don't know how you'd package some underwear with skid marks, but no costume of Biden would be complete without them.
That would be Nadler &/or sharter Swalwell too, Ryan 😂
LOL!
If you were that full of shit, you'd have a hard time keeping the toothpaste in the tube too!
And looked and walked like Danny DeVito's Penguin.
I remember that video clip of Nadler with that "I just shat myself" expression.
DeVito's penguin!
Thank you for that.
You can't unsee it.
Dude! 😂
Oh jeez!
Fixed it for you.
Depends!
Now we’re talking disposable undies? Kidding
I'm sure he has a colostomy bag at this point.
Would be best sellers in a BOGO offer
BOGO - wasn't that essentially what the 2020 election was all about? Except that nobody wanted the "freebie".
So true BradK, you got that right.
I *always* appreciate poor taste. It's an essential component of any spread.
That's what your mom said when I warned her about my UTI.
Mom was kosher at home. I assume you guys were cavorting elsewhere.
PS: You have brought to mind my late friend who was a brilliant cartoonist. I should've stolen "Kirk Returnz the Favor" when I might've.
Am I honored?
Well, perhaps only tangentially. It was salacious sexual activity I was thinking of.
AMAZING.
Did I ever mention Mom somewhat resembled the recently-late Queen of England, in all of her stages? Quite remarkable really. Perhaps some sort of Romanov offshoot slumming in the shtetls coming to light.
Sorry, but there's no way that Tony Fauci costume is going to fit most.
Maybe they'll offer it in real adult sizes instead of "elf " sizes 🤔
There is that
I laughed at every one. Some of your best comedy work...lol.
Wonderful! If they sell out, maybe "WEF Bond Villain" Schwab in his pink beach thong-kini? Not a costume for the shy type, though! Should really only be sold in a size XXL male.
Can we add a noose?
PLEASE DO!!
🤣
I'm going as a bluebird with a sink chained to my leg - a small sink, because I like to mingle.
I'm going to a Halloween party tonight. My friends and I are gonna be three blind mice. But I'm a up the ante bc everyone there but me is vaxxed. I'm gonna put black makeup around my eyes with streaks of blood falling down my face from them. I'm a tell them that I got the bivalent booster and it turned me into a mouse and made my eyes explode out of my head.
Bring more friends and go as OctoMouse. When people ask, it’s the perfect opening to tell the vaxxed about the new booster tested on only 8 mice. Total buzz kill party moment!
Oh, GW, don't go, because... shedding y'know...
Find a few unvaxxed friends, grab some brews and a couple of pizzas. Tell them to bring their laptops and have some fun poking a few bears with your laptops. Almost as much fun, much less graphine oxide transference.
https://anamihalceamdphd.substack.com/p/the-science-of-the-c19-nanotechnology
Brilliant
Ha! Thanks. They said I'm ridiculous. Well, I AM ridiculous, so....
The Daytrader could easily double up as an ex Twitter employee costume.
I think you needs to swap the pants for fleece PJ bottoms so they can work at home.
Or boxers.
Hilarious! Our Jojo now deceased had fangs like that! He was the perfect black Halloween cat!!
Our black cat (Bombay) lost one of her fangs so she looks a bit lopsided. And she loves to rub her face against you and scrape the tooth across your skin.
My son has a Bombay...he adores that lil cat!
This is our second Bombay. Smart little buggers, and fearless. If they had opposable thumbs we'd really be in trouble.
Ok, so you must have seen the "cats with thumbs" commercial...
https://www.wk.com/work/cravendale-cats/
OMG! No, I've never seen that. I can't stop laughing, cause it's all believable.
The English certainly love their cats.
It's a masterpiece!!
My son has 3 cats, only one is a Bombay...she has to make up for the flame-point Himalayan who's...well...let's say his beauty is his best attribute.
" Come here fat boy! Yes, Grammy is glad to see her beautiful, stupid grandcat...yes she is!"
This is great! I had a very large cat with opposable thumbs, and he could do some amazing things with those opposable thumbs! He was so large that when he was standing guard at the end of the driveway, people walking their little dogs would cross the street. He was a naughty boy with some bad cattitude, but you KNOW that made us love him even more, and it was worth the toxoplasmosis.
🤯
My hangover is cured!
LOL, mine is not. Tee much Tequila.
Yeah, I'm lickin' my wounds. Been a good while since I've drunk scotch.
I feel compelled to express the utmost sympathy. Your fortitude in withstanding such privation is to be admired.
Yeah. And I'm out in the Florida heat watching my boys double header.
Then off to watch a play my daughter is in.
PAIN.
My wife is laughing at me and her father, because she told us we'd regret it.
Thc hangover. Taking it for medical reasons but it was nice!
It's pretty bad when the first thing you think of is; when can I take a nap? And knowing you can't.
Now you know how Biden feels throughout the day. Hence the Adderall.
They've got him so juiced up.
He's probably like Keith Richards; 2% human and 98% drugs.
OMG that Fauci serial killer one - too good!!!
I own shares in the Packers and found this funny! LOL!! What a season...
There should be a "Fact Checked" post Halloween costume which shows a regular social media post, but with a warning and a blurred out background.
Ho, Ho! Some alternatives to the Klaus Schwab. Bill Gates, Joe Biden costumes I see. Hilarious.