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SimulationCommander's avatar

Wow, time flies when you're systematically destroying the arguments of the 'experts' and having fun doing it!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

The only feat more difficult is winning an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture...

Sorry, I just experienced that yesterday.

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Sirka Sie's avatar

I rearranged my bedroom, forgot about it, used the washroom in the middle of the night and then jumped back into my bed….that wasn’t there😳

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Truly hilarious. I can make that happen with half a bottle of wine. God forbid, I leave my slippers as a trip hazard.

Well did you find all the random crap under the bed that was no longer there? It's always like a treasure hunt for me. lol....:)

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Porge's avatar

Only half a bottle? C' mon man!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

slacker...I know

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Porge's avatar

Lol

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Sirka Sie's avatar

No, but I managed to accordion myself between the wall and my bed! I was laughing so hard it took me a few minutes to extricate myself (I’m really small)😂🤣

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TIOK's avatar

Isn't that what cats are for? (trip hazard)

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Caroline's avatar

That made me lol! Sorry, schadenfreude.

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kittynana's avatar

@Caroline- a friend called it Schadenfreudelicious once and now it's the only way I say it. Because it certainly can be.

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Caroline's avatar

That is now cemented in my brain, and how I will always think it!

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Sirka Sie's avatar

You should have seen me!

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Dr Linda's avatar

I see that happening to me during this remodeling

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Porge's avatar

Oopsie!

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Bandit's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm sorry, Sirka, but that's just too funny.

I'd probably trip over the bed, fall, and bust out my front teeth. 🤨😖

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Sirka Sie's avatar

See my reply to Ryan, I was literally “stuck”

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Bootsorourke's avatar

bwahahah!

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Bootsorourke's avatar

Good on you! I came home the other day to a transformed living room. Rugs, artwork and furniture rearranged and changed up. I decided to roll with it.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I like symmetrical - she's more asymmetrical

but it really was about the location of my lazy-boy - we go way "back" I thought I owed it for it's insufferable commitment.

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Porge's avatar

" NO! NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"

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Bootsorourke's avatar

gotta keep the lazy-boy.

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Sirka Sie's avatar

Oh no! I just put one out on the curb! The chair not the human

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Lol. I misread that at first

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

thats what happened on regular basis when my husband lived. I love to rearrange!

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Quiltlady's avatar

It's the only way to truly clean behind and under said furniture. That was always my excuse anyway.

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KatLee's avatar

Was there really another choice? 🤔🤷‍♀️😻

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Dr Linda's avatar

I am trying to let go as well. Choices, battle, and all that

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AndyinBC's avatar

"I came home the other day to a transformed living room." A couple of questions come to mind. How drunk were you? And, Were you in the right house?

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TIOK's avatar

That's not how it works around here. I come home to find a detailed set of drawings showing exactly where the furniture et al is supposed to now be with expectations I will move everything to match the plan. At least my wife knows how to use a tape measure (old jokes aside). So usually it all fits.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Some recent trauma, I see! 🤣

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

blunt force. I had to do a "vitals check" to make sure there wasn't any permanent damage to the internals.

She would just kill me for saying this stuff.....but I can't help myself...cuz I WON for the first time EVER!...lol

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Porge's avatar

My wife and I never argue about the furniture.... but our dogs always do!

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Dr Linda's avatar

Right? I have to fight for my spot on the couch. Then they fight over who gets my lap.

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Porge's avatar

Ha ha, right now both of my daughters are out of town and we now have 4 dogs in my house. No room for humans on the furniture. Anybody want to volunteer to pick up my back yard this weekend? I'll supply the pooper scooper.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Don't push your luck, my man! 😆

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

I'd say don't push it...but then. * I * always revel in small victories. Take that lap, man!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

: ]]]

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Dr Linda's avatar

This is a safe place. : ) My Son would be in a huff.

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TIOK's avatar

Or so she has led you to believe....

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FedUpDeb's avatar

Congratulations to you and your comfy chair!

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Dr Linda's avatar

I am in the midst of remodeling. My Spnnis here part time. He keeps telling me it’s my house but generally challenges every choice I make. It’s exhausting.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

looooong walks....:)

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FedUpInOR's avatar

You too!? This exactly is why I tell my husband I have no interest in building a new house

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TIOK's avatar

Let me help you out. Jump to the end: do it her way.

Well, that's what happens in this house (for the last 36 years)

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Agree...BUT you just mentioned my biggest pet peeve:; not knowing how to use a tape measure!...lol

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Dr Linda's avatar

Measuring is not my strength

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TIOK's avatar

Well..it took a couple decades but she's got it now ;-).

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Mrs. McFarland's avatar

LOL!! Retired interior designer here... you’re not going to win.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I gave up a long time ago. I realized I was really just fighting myself!...)

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Porge's avatar

Ha! My sister inlaw fancies herself a interior design expert and you know what happens when she stays for a visit! I don't care for her much.

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LP's avatar

Thank you, thank you, a thousand thank yous, bad cat. You provided a light for many of us during a very, very dark time.❤

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Teddy J's avatar

Most definitely! Well said.

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daiva's avatar

Here's to our cat, not-so-bad, not at all, just within goldilocks! 🥂🍾 Here's looking at you, kids numbering in dozens of thousands, with hands avidly raised high into luminous sky! 🥳✨

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Concatulations and felinitations, el gato malo/gatito bueno!! 😸

My Substack turns two on April 25—I didn't realize our Stackiversaries were so close together! Cheers to another two years of rabble-rousing ungovernability! 🍾🥂

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

concatulations and felinitations !!! wow I love your newly built words Margaret Anna ! Stackiversaries. We need a new dictionary again !

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Great idea, Ingrid!

Someone did add "philanthropath" to the Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=philanthropath) after I published my Anatomy of a Philanthropath series (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/anatomy-of-a-philanthropath-dreams), and this tweet (https://twitter.com/TheKerryTaylor1/status/1546462503609274370) tagged the OED and asked them to add it, so that's something, although I wish I knew how to correct the Urban Dictionary definition to reflect my official one ("a psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist")!

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Eric Peterson's avatar

I love the word. It is immediately recognizable for what it is, even if reading it for the first time, and is spot on in terms of its meaning.

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Porge's avatar

Yaaaay!! Congrats

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Making waves's avatar

¡Felinetaciones! came to mind so thought I'd tack it on here:)

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Wesley Hoyle's avatar

Thank you for the bastion of sanity. I really think we'd be in a much scarier place without blogs like this and platforms like Substack.

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Quiltlady's avatar

Too true! I am definitely the only one in my extended family who is awake, so these spaces are saving my sanity.

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Dr Linda's avatar

I whole heartedly agree.

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Birdingmom's avatar

Definitely! No question about that.

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Dr. K's avatar

EGM, Still the best site on Substack. Who knew coming into this that you were a polymath? But so happy to see it. Even gave me the courage to manually put all the caps back into your article so that it could be published on Brownstone. You can never get too much exposure.

Happy Birthday!

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Tar-Ancalimë's avatar

So much love for you our wonderful feline master; your writing, research, depth of knowledge & elegant sense of humour is utterly amazing. Couldn't have done without you in these darkest of times 💖

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

- Einstein

Keep blowing shit up!...:)

Thank you for helping bring together the smartest crowds I've ever had the pleasure of being associated with.

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Dr Linda's avatar

I love this quote. Thank you, Ryan

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Deirdre's avatar

I so remember having to untangle my cassette tapes 🤣 Happy Birthday

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Bootsorourke's avatar

I know, right?

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Dr Linda's avatar

I do remember that technique. I think i used it on VHS tapes as well

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

I never knew the scotch tape fix...but spent copious amounts of time rewind garbled cassettes

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

did you ever have to use scotch tape to fix it when you accidentally tore it?

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Deirdre's avatar

Oh indeed - it was called tech support : )

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Porge's avatar

Hell! That ain't nothing, you ever try fixing an 8track?

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Deirdre's avatar

I had the yellow 8track player with the plunger handle on the top - what a nightmare!

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Porge's avatar

Don't remember that type of player with a plunger handle, must of been a prototype. Lol

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Dr Linda's avatar

Just commented on that. 8 tracks were awful.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

LOLOLOL. Oh that was funny!

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TAM's avatar

Yes, I thought I was the only one.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

no way! 8 tracks were even worse!

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Porge's avatar

Oh shit Ryan, you beat me to it!🤣

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Dr Linda's avatar

Me too. I’m late to the game.

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Bootsorourke's avatar

I did. eventually becomes a systemic problem

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Dr Linda's avatar

Does that work? I always found 8 tracks to be the worse

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Tim R's avatar

Agree. But my 8 track collection was bad ass!

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Peter 🔒's avatar

Had a friend with the '2XL - talking robot'. The 8Track gobbler.

(30 sec commercial) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am3lvHXNUdQ

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Classic

Check this one out. It even has a cat in it!

https://youtu.be/SgEkpcPC2I8

I worked a baseball concession stand the entire summer of 80' to buy this...;-p

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Gaye's avatar

Was??? Where is it? I still have a collection and a player. Wonder if it still works…

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

The Dark Side of the Moon was the first one I inherited for my 78' t-bird with white wall tires...lol

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Porge's avatar

I had that one too, but my player ate it. 65 dodge coronet, 383 w/ 4 on the floor. Loved that car, the back seat was very spacious. 😉

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Porge's avatar

My Zopplin tape survived, still have it in my basement somewhere.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Love it!

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Dr Linda's avatar

Same

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I’m A Nobody, Cogito, Ergo Sum's avatar

A Kangaroo that’s been to jail. Too funny.

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DesertHart550's avatar

So happy I got on this bus. Looking forward to another year. Cats rule!!!!!!!!

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Patrick B.'s avatar

High Paw 5 back at you !

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Elisa T's avatar

Happy Birthday. Look forward to many more years of sanity.

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Lindsay Mumma, DC, DNSP's avatar

This whole stack made me smile. Happiest Substack Birthday!

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Sky's avatar

did you know it's also "respect your cat day" ?? i didn't know that myself until this morning when chewy the pet supply company emailed me about it . even then, i thought they were just yanking my hind paw trying to sell me something, but i looked it up. it's an official holiday i guess.

happy birthday to badcattitude substack - and many happy returns !

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TAM's avatar

According to my cats every day is respect your cat day.

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Sky's avatar

my cats said so as well, but did expect more for the holiday

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Edward Teach's avatar

I'm sure you've seen it already, but here it is anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

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Vanda Salvini's avatar

I haven't seen it but I love it and I never knew the words until the this video. thanks.

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Sheldon H.'s avatar

Happy birthday 💙 🐈

I’m fairly certain stumbling on to your platform has gotten me into a decent amount of trouble, but I wouldn’t have had it any other way. Onward and upwards!

- 🐕

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