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Hilarious! Well, not the fact that they would put the 'vaccine' in Halloween candy if they could, but the rest of it for sure!

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i actually think they WOULD attempt to make a vaccine with a candy delivery system!

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The hypodermic is superfluous. mRNA is already in the food supply.

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Then why all the fuss? I agree about the mRNA in food but I don't think it'll work without the lipid nanoparticle in the jabs. Shedding is real and I've had severe allergic reactions to the vaccinated. Why would that happen if I was the same as a vaxxed person? It tells me my immune system is trying to fight things that the vaxxed person's immune system isn't fighting. The lipid nanoparticle is essential for amending the DNA and/or constructing the internal control system of the homo-borgenesis (what the globalists call the vaxxed). The foreign proteins in our food supply are more about poisoning our kidneys than rewriting our DNA.

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These foreign proteins in our food can cause allergic reactions, terrible skin problems, and auto-immune disorders. It's a real issue and cause for concern, of course.

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The vaccine is the least of your worries.

Don't eat an apple if you get it as a treat. There's RAZOR BLADES IN THE APPLES THIS YEAR!!!

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went looking for a jab candy and just found the Jolly Jabbers

https://blog.fatquartershop.com/jolly-bar-3-quilt-along/

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That's...weird

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I wouldn’t put it past them….

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Oct 31, 2023·edited Oct 31, 2023

I always had a soft spot for black cats. But the pumpkin cat is an absolute hit! Happy Halloween to you too Cat !

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Your best yet! I don’t think you know how much you’re appreciated! Thank you is not enough.

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Cat butt lantern and the army are my faves...

Getting ready for early trick or treaters, and living on a safe crescent in a small town, we'll have 200 plus visitors...

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I'm trying to decide if laughing my butt off at the cat-o-latern is a long-term net positive.

There's a distinct possibility it's a before/after event that leaves a brain branding.

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I've got a buddy with the "cat-o-lantern" tattooed on his belly... yes, its a$$hole is his navel.

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Oct 31, 2023·edited Oct 31, 2023

Badass!

That dude is definitely ungovernable.

You gotta wonder if he made it a matching set on his hindquarters.

If that's the case he's uncool.

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Nah, man... he's got "limits", lol.

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Next year, I 'm gonna try and carve one like that...

I'll buy 3 pumpkins to ensure I get it right, though!

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I'm worried about you

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No need, it would be an "artistic effort".

Whether I'm successful is another issue, though...

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Like staring into a solar eclipse? Or like having a lib saying something startlingly stupid?

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Is the lib comment an oxymoron? : )

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Yeah, you'll be seeing an out of focus blury mix of brown stars and balloon knots the rest of your life.

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hahaha

hahahaha

hand out the guns.

SW Virginia, yes indeed.

I live in Northern Virginia - full of "well schooled" liberals

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And hopefully a few well-armed Patriots.

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The cat-o-latern for sure. It's the new rickroll for cat lovers.

Shaking its meowney maker.

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Best I’ve seen. One and two are at the best. Just love animals more. Last year a plastic skeleton made it’s way to the river. Caused a lot of badge drama.

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I’d like to hear more about the drama caused by the skeleton in the River😉

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Yeah, I'd like to hear that story, too!

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😂🤣😂🤣

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My favorite is the cat and kitten with hilarious markings.

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I was..." is that marker, or could it possibly bevery cool genetics...?

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All great - but the last is the cutest!

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I like this one 👇

https://rb.gy/uhmuz

"When I die don't let me vote democrat"

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That's half of their registered voters.

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Yeah my grandfather switched party's when he died

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Oh my goodness! These are great! Thank you☺️

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Remarkable "dressed up" cat - kitty is cool too!

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The cat-o-lantern taking photos is da winnah.

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With his brownie

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Sphincter selfie

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That devolved quickly.

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Right! There's nowhere left to go after sphincter ....er...it pretty much pinches off further conversation...

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Talk about bottoming out.

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We'll never be able to shake the 10th grader out of us. Just how it should be imo.

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You Folks are a riot!!

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Too-shay.

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One of my cats used to stand on my stomach in exactly the same way. Every. Single. Time. I snapped a photo with my phone and used it for the screen background for ages.

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A good example of 'cat sass'.

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Lolol.

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Those were all great! Happy Halloween 🎃

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All are bestest. Hard to pick a winner.

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I'm wondering if it's the same neighborhood where you would get a AK inmedded in your candy AND a semi auto grab bag for Halloween.

And why I don't have neighbors that cool 🤔

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