kitten corner: bonus ding! ding! ding!

excuse me mr eric, i am just a kitten and not a big important nutritionist like you, but it seems to me that maybe if you would like this to be over and for people to sleep well at night then mightn’t you want to consider a simple plan?

stop spewing endless pseudoscientific fear porn to make people afraid all the time.

because i think i know what madness tomorrow has generally brung, and i think maybe it’s you.

thank you.

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