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Cube Cubis's avatar

its an ancient Indian farting competition thats all

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

OMG I need to send my dog ! She does that best !

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Do you have a Chihuahua? My experience is that their farts should be classified as WMDs.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Beagle mix. So Chihuahuas are even more deadly? Wow !

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I haven't spent too much time around Beagles or Beagle mixes so I can't say for sure. But I think the smallness of the body just concentrates the gases. I loved the little dude but GOOD LORD... ⚠☣

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

They are more than worth coping with that little disadvantage !

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Oh I have no doubt! One of my mom's best friends have a couple Beagle mixes but I haven't had the chance to meet them yet. They're cutie pies! 😍😘🤗

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DK Brainard's avatar

I’ll put my 1/2 Boston Terrier up against any breed.

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Lawrence's avatar

Boston terriers win every time. Bred to fart I think.

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Fre'd Bennett, MAHA's avatar

And their burrowing under the bedcovers only intensifies the blast. By the time you detect it, it’s fatal!

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I'm just re-imagining all the world wars but with weaponized dog farts.

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Ron Carlin's avatar

Stand with her paws back to front?

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Isris's avatar

I think you win best comment! 🤣

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Then diapers should be made mandatory in public settings, don’t you agree? And stringently checked and enforced.

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Rob D's avatar

Definitely not beyond what may happen as people continue to comply. Remember the "anal swabs" that were floated a few months back? If people continue to comply with any part of all of this madness, I believe we will see more and more "invasion" of our bodies and privacy than we ever thought possible. And that invasion will be mandated by politicians. We must say no. Period. (And your humor was not lost on me. Haha. But, sadly, today even the most outlandish thing could end up being truth!)

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

“…..than we ever thought possible”. This has passed that point for me 20 months ago.

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Prez Brandon can lead the charge. My guess is he’s already “full” with much experience.

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Barry O'Kenyan's avatar

eewww!

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Cube Cubis's avatar

please join my substack. I will be having a light hearted approach to very serious global topics.

my "whoops of the week" specials have been well received. all 4 days of my blog :)

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Ron Carlin's avatar

By ancient Indian do you mean older than 70? They look younger to me.

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uknownartist's avatar

We have these where I work in the UK! First time I saw them there were 5 of us and when we got in the lift we all laughed and looked at each other with "this is crazy, yeah? We're not actually going to do this are we" looks on our faces, pressed the button, and went about our business like normal human beings.

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uknownartist's avatar

5 of us in a lift for 4 I should add so it was a real screw you!

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

My brother would probably do this. I saw him yesterday for the first time in a year. Triple-jabbed and he's still double-masking!!! Excuse my vulgarity but I don't know how the fuck we came out of the same womb and nutsack. 😕 Granted, he didn't and has never lectured me about getting vaxxed or asking me to mask up but dear gods, he must be using Skylink to send that virtue signal.

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Rosemary B's avatar

your brother is nice. You are so lucky. My little brother and his nasty wife scold me constantly. I am pretty much a stupid right winger. I know many many "lefties" that did not get vaxxed

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I'm a classical liberal and though I'd be loathe to be included in the lefty column, feel free to inform your family that your also know liberals who are refusing the vaxx!

My brother is 8 years older than me but were actually don't argue. Not that we don't disagree but I think he knows better. Last time we had a strong disagreement about a matter I presented him with more homework than he ever received in 16 years of schooling. I'm stubborn and he's not much of a fighter.

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Ron Carlin's avatar

Womb and nutsack? You definitely have the same mother, but now after all of the research that's been done into paternity issues, the "same nutsack" is purely a hypothesis, tenuous at best.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Did you just insult my parents' marriage?

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Ron Carlin's avatar

Only your father's marriage. Way to go, mom.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I see so you've decided to insult my family for non reason other than you think this is funny or amusing. You are an absolute piece of shit.

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Ron Carlin's avatar

You are so kind.

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Hidden Markov Respecter's avatar

Governable. 100%.

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baboon's avatar

I was already ungovernable. I have decided to become worse.

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JJ's avatar

Exactly. Where are these lifts? I want to go in one stat!

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Rose Loomis's avatar

Oh yah we had these fuckin stickers in our elevator at work downtown Chicago and I stole them

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Carol Anne's avatar

😂🤣😂👍👍👍👍👍👍

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CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

Funny: at the former Stasi prison at Berlin-Hohenschonhausen (now a museum) there are similar markings facing the wall at certain points in the hallway. It was part of the system for keeping prisoners psychologically isolated: if prisoners were being escorted in opposite directions down the same hall, one would be turned to face the wall so they couldn't make eye contact or see each other's faces.

Well, not "ha-ha" funny, but interesting.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Someone should put pictures of the markings at the museum next to the modern-day Covid ones.

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Wordsnail's avatar

Wait for the dunce cap mandate.

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Raptor's avatar

It already has been mandated in the form of a mask. Has there ever been an easier way able to identify them?

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marty s's avatar

The dunce cap 🥴

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Doger Badell's avatar

If you think that's bad here is another glimpse into our future:

https://newtube.app/user/MyAmericana/VP4fQcI

I've been taking my mother to the hospital almost weekly for cancer treatment and so far I've not seen a hospital elevator like this, and I've been on a lot of them lately. Something to look forward to when I do not comply.

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marty s's avatar

Best to ur mom 👍👍

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

May happen even earlier. The PSAs out of New Zealand are frighteningly similar with happy phrases like “Remember, we are all in this together.” Albeit in a different accent.

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Lorraine Fullmer's avatar

Yeah, nah! ;>)

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

At least they are not wearing masks LOL

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Robert Holmes's avatar

The Neurosis is always just beneath the surface for most people. A stronong stimulus will bring to the fore.

Covid has done this to about 10% of the population- maybe more.

I found myself getting agoraphobia in early April of 2020 and thats when I decided I needed to go to store every day. Every day I went to the store, any store and for any silly thing. There was simply no way I was going to down the rabbit hole of paranoia as I was already a bit of a germaphobe.

Germaphobia ended for me by the summer of 2020 as I continued to learn more about the amazing immune system we have. My brush with agoraphobia has also been extinguished completely. I do still have a terrible case of Governmentphobia but that's been ongoing since I was a petulant teenager- and for good reason!

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Phobias are unreasonable fears. It is NOT unreasonable to fear government.

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End tyranny's avatar

I agree. I used to always sanitize my cart and wash my hands when I returned home from the store. Once the pandemic started and I felt myself getting paranoid I stopped doing all of that. I forced myself to embrace germs and went shopping everywhere daily. I even started doing instacart and shipt. I realized how awesome my immune system is and I haven't been sick in 2 yrs except for having covid for 3 days and got through it like a champ because it was literally a cold.

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Robert Holmes's avatar

It's so liberating to embrace germs. They are our friends really and we should embrace them for their function in and on our bodies as well as their stimulative effect on our immune system. Great stuff really!

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Space Hamster Boo's avatar

I had a conversation in a store about that time with an older gentlemen pretty much to that effect. He was sick of being in the house, so was just wandering the store and chatting.

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AL's avatar

So depressing to see that people are complying with this--the level of (sorry) utter stupidity.

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Connie the Cat's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Morons.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Wait till you do the same!

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Connie the Cat's avatar

Umm, no.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

I doubt they enjoy doing that. A cam?

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David Becker's avatar

Seems just the "Powerful Idiots Running Things" (i.e., the world's evil government masochists) are turning us human beings into programmable automatons. I am pretty sure, though to be honest have not run a $100,000 government-funded study (maybe I should apply?), facing the wall in the elevator has ZERO impact on Covid transmission; rather a major impact into dehumanizing humans, which is the real goal anyway. How can anyone believe or follow such total BS. If I got in that elevator, I would tear off the signs and pitch them (or maybe burn them just to be safe ya know;-)); or at least come back and write graffiti over them... you know the big circle "O" with the slash through it. Please people, whenever you see a government or media idiot spouting lies after lie to scare the hell out of you, just laugh, say a prayer for them (God likes that), imagine that "O" with the slash over them and move on... PLEASE DO NOT BECOME A MINDLESS AUTOMATON! THINK... God likes that too... He gave you such a great brain so you could USE IT.

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

The elevators I use in Japan have long had video cameras in them. Job loss would be assured for damaging or removing the signs in addition to other possible bad outcomes.

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David Becker's avatar

I in no way recommend this... I say this for laughs... but you can always blind the camera. But be careful though, if there are other cameras watching who goes in and out of the elevator, it may be a little trickier. Here is a link... food for thought:

https://camlense.com/disable-a-security-camera/

Again, just wishful humorous fantasizing, but instead of a US-style "Smash-and-grab," maybe one can organize a "Blind-and-remove." Orchestrate a number of people via the internet to "blind" all the cameras in the area, then take down all the signs. ;-)

Okay... now back to reality...

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Well, one can dream. Until they outlaw that too.

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Stephen Simac's avatar

the Dream Police and Woke Justice Department

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David Becker's avatar

Wouldn't surprise me if the Vaccine had something in it that did that as well as screw up your DNA and immune system... I guess they are approaching that by causing schizophrenia in people via all the fear mongering... it doesn't take your dreams aways. rather it just gives you nightmares, which is even better from their point of view (restless sleep allows people to be manipulated easier).

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Ya know, I wasn’t even think of that. I was more thinking of some sort of required monitoring device that would read your dreams and report them to those who “want to help you”. Not that I think that that will happen, but given what has, who knows.

But your idea is also valid and more plausible.

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David Becker's avatar

No. You have a good warning as well... they are developing and implementing/placing a lot of various harware devices into people's brains. And those devices "talk" to extetnal devices, and if those devices talk to the internet... well there you go. So the technology exists. It is just a matter of implementation. In the scenario you describe, it will take a little time I think... simply becsuse it is not worth doing until enough devices in peoples' brains are in place. Keep an eye out for some excuse to start putting them into babies for their "life-long health." That'll be one flag.

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KatLee's avatar

You may (or may not) want to read about transhumanism. This may be the goal of breaking people down to get the vaccine, get them used to having things inserted the medical community recommends. Remember the mention of having something that could be injected that would alert if/when you were sick? It’s not far off.

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Brian Lincoln's avatar

Just stupid.

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marty s's avatar

😂😂😂

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BradK (Afuera!)'s avatar

Three sheep in a box.

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Doger Badell's avatar

The guy on the right has a belly that is almost big enough to make him noncompliant!

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Migrating Goose's avatar

It does look broken. Where are the paw prints for the good kittens to stand? 🐾

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JuQu's avatar

Why didn’t they use the stairs?

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

The one on the right definitely needs to take the stairs at least once a day.

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Corkey's avatar

This reminds me of a Monty Python routine where Jon Cleese plays a boxer in training. While doing road work he comes upon a parked car in his path and because he is so brain dead, he stops and promptly turns around and starts running in the opposite direction rather than just going around the obstacle.

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Melamorph's avatar

We've all been very bad humans, dunce hats, vax passes, mandatory masks, home detentions and lumps of coal for you all. Love Santa 🎅😷 xo

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robren72's avatar

My dad (who is a retired industrial hygienist) studied the pic and said "That might actually work better than masking, at least they aren't breathing in each other's faces." (He thinks masks are a complete joke as far as preventing COVID-19 spread is concerned...)

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Elizabeth Hart's avatar

They’re not wearing masks!😁

That picture is bizarre…

Crikey, so many taken in by this scam.

But what are they setting up with the dodgy injections, apart from a social credit system?

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Nicole F's avatar

Haha. Lived in Thailand for a decade, they are very susceptible to authoritarian rule.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

OMG, it’s the elevator social experiment all over again: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P00i7_C8tl8

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Mike Bonkalski's avatar

That’s just so sad… I’m sure there will be discipline issues if they are seen acting like “normal” humans. Of course most people in elevators just face forward and avoid all eye contact.

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Phoebe's avatar

Maybe having to face the wall is a good way to avoid the eye contact. Look upon it as a graceful way to avoid embarrassment. (You know I'm being sardonic, right?)

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Mark Morgan's avatar

If I saw this I’d take the stairs

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Rosemary B's avatar

wow, that is nutty.

....................This is insanity.

Who is the big boss running this shit show? Soros? Obama? I believe this was all planed in 2016. Hillary was enraged and this is her fury to the stupid stupid world!

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SquidbillyCPO, UltraMAGA's avatar

I think you are right, God help us all.

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Guynoir's avatar

Boston University dorm

https://flic.kr/p/2jPNA5t

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

This just seems like the Blair Witch was put in control of standing positions.

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jv's avatar

That guy on the right is doomed 'I say doomed' anyway. To much ice cream for him.

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VSN74's avatar

Pandemic of FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

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Diana's avatar

Raise your hand if you intentionally defy the "footsteps" in public buildings.

Now raise your other hand if you've ever (wittingly or un) stepped over a line on the floor that wasn't there before and been told, "We're in a PANDEMIC!"

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norstadt's avatar

What if someone uses a wheelchair? They need a spot, too.

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Probably not allowed.

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Tomasz Goetel's avatar

That's Thailand, no longer the land of smiles.

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SayWhat's avatar

mass psychosis

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Publius's avatar

Idiots.

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Sharon's avatar

They can stand there for all eternity for all I care. The lost can stay lost. This would be a great place for non compliance. Those that can't or won't can save themselves. If they can

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Is this new to you? It has been like this in Japan since at least mid 2020.

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

I need to add that standing in posted locations facing away from each other as dipicted in the photo has been the case in Japan since mid 2020-with masks.

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Erin's avatar

Do you think they believe that this doing something? I am at a loss.

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Cathleen Manny's avatar

That would imply that they are thinking at all.

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LA_Bob's avatar

Hey, give 'em a break. At least they're not masked!

One irony is that they're polluting the air for the next carload, who will then add to the pollution for the carload after that, etc, etc, ad infinitum. Of course, I don't how effective the ventilation is, but I'm sure at some point someone will get sick as hell.

So, yeah, they're doing something. Just not what they think (if they think).

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Fre'd Bennett, MAHA's avatar

Went to the DMV a few months back. I kid you not, the elevators had arrow markings telling people which way to exit.

Then I got off and saw the people waiting, and decided “Well … yeah, I can see it.”

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End tyranny's avatar

Isolation is the worst firm of torture.

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Ron Carlin's avatar

Ideal aerosol chamber? This may lead to the evolution of people with back-to-front feet.

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cat's avatar

Bad ! Bad ! Bad !

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Yakima Peach's avatar

Absolutely

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Lorraine Fullmer's avatar

too sad for words!!! there's probably a camera in the elevator, and their jobs depend on them following the rules. humans break humans--?do gatos break gatos, gatito?

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Carol Anne's avatar

FFS. There’s no damn way I’d do this on an elevator. 🤦‍♀️ If the idiots continue to comply, it will only get worse…..

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Lawrence's avatar

It reminds me of one of the last scenes in The Blair Witch Project when one of the unfortunates was seen standing in a corner facing the wall. Do you think the Controllers had that in mind here?

Sinister.

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John Raymond's avatar

We could blackmail them....

Nah, too mean.

Damn, if there grandkids see this 30 years from now..

What did you do in Covid night mare?

I blackmail blindly followed Mr. Fauci

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Collapse Podcast's avatar

Ridiculous…

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