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“To serve the people.” It’s a cookbook!

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Soilent green? I mean, it IS green after all.

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Outer Limits

I see what you did there.

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Twilight Zone!

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You're right!

I stand corrected.

LOL

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I only know that because I am a dork who recently rewatched all those old shows. 😀

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I know that episode because I’m so old, I watched it when it originally aired!

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I missed that as well

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No pickles on mine, please.

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Jun 5, 2023·edited Jun 5, 2023

Yo, NFT. *fist bump*

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They need to eliminate the Kool Aid recipes...

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Love that Twilight Zone episode, Cactus!

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"To Serve Man."

The book! It's a cookbook!

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Damn the torpedoes … I went ahead and wrote a piece where I mentioned the giant elephant in the room - secession. However, I hedged my heresy by noting this will probably never happen.

In my analysis of our “3-D geopolitical chess game,” I also opine that all game observers completely missed the key move in said game - all the “moves” made to protect the Magic and Vital Fiat Printing Press, which makes the entire game possible.

The “end game,” per my prediction, is probably central bank digital currency which might be “check mate” for that archaic concept known as freedom.

https://billricejr.substack.com/p/this-is-the-3-d-game-of-chess-i-see

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Sure seems that way.

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I knew it couldn’t be real when I didn’t see a large non-optional tip jar :/

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🗨 Accept what you cannot change; change what you cannot accept 😏

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I could see Biden with one of those visors on, shuffling around to make us all french fries. Let's be nice to him though, he may just become president one day...oh wait.

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😊😵‍💫

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The building doesn't matter. It's the retarded knuckleheads working inside that make a difference.

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"To Serve Man" comes to mind....

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Mice die in traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free.

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"The second mouse gets the cheese". Russian Proverb

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"The fox gets both mice and cheese"

My personal variant, seeing as the neighbouring fox has cost me close on a baker's dozen of traps.

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You should have drawn a public lavatory - unisex of course. What better way usefully to serve the people and for the people to give tangible expression of their opinion of Government?

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As in: "Please flush twice - its a long way to Washington."

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I don’t get it. Is it the White House as some sort of Norman Rockwell era malt shop?

I need coffee ☕️

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Ahh…ok I get it now. I deserve a break, today.

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Close Gatito.

Actually it could be an Out House as they serve only 💩 and 🐂💩

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Perfect. Then having a clown there would be appropriate.

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I believe in San Germán, here in PR, there are plans to turn the ground floor of the mayor's offices into artisan shops and the like. When I read the article about that, I though, "Finally, a good idea."

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What? No drive-thru??? Your age is showing!

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😂😂😂😂so so true

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Life imitates art: Here's a McDonald's that would not be out of place in a Harry Potter world:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/22455438/most-beautiful-mcdonalds-bray-ireland/

Real world trivia: Just over thirty years ago, then-brand-new President Clinton liked to jog. That's fine, but a morning jog to the local McDonald's? Yes, he really did that at least once. He probably got a stern talking-to by his security detail.

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Jun 5, 2023·edited Jun 5, 2023

Well, it IS sorta kinda like that, I mean, "open for lobbyist bidniz."

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We certainly "Deserve a break today" ... :-)

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We have a way to fix this - our biggest problem - which is the corruption in the systems that govern over our lives. How? A Network State - a new decentralized 4th branch of government that isn't part of the government at all, but rather 100% built and run by the people. This includes a decentralized news network, decentralized science, a safe have for whistleblowers, a decentralized monetary system we all agree to in case the current one collapses, decentralized debates, a parallel transparent voting system, decentralized education , ballot initiatives and more. Consider this: https://joshketry.substack.com/p/lets-build-a-4th-branch-of-government

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