Regulatory Affairs, particularly for a Fortune 500 company, is an object lesson in where government bureaucracy inevitably leads. The regulatory set-up that the FDA creates means that a company simply CANNOT get a new assay to market without a dedicated regulatory affairs staff. There is just too much paperwork. This effectively raises a barrier to entry for small firms who might innovate, and makes big companies, the ones who can afford both a department and to grease government functionaries, the ONLY ones who can offer new products. Nice racket!
Yes. They love us all equally. They replicate like mushrooms on a moist dark patch.
"Bureaucrats can neither be hurried in their deliberations nor made to see common sense Indeed, the very absurdity or pedantry of these deliberations is for them the guarantee of their own fair mindedness, impartiality, and disinterest. To treat all people with equal contempt and indifference is the bureaucrat's idea of equity."
Of course she thought it was a good thing.
It's like in business;
Always assume a bureaucrat requires consulting five other bureaucrats to figure out what you can provide them to tell you they need something.
They spawn like locust
Regulatory Affairs, particularly for a Fortune 500 company, is an object lesson in where government bureaucracy inevitably leads. The regulatory set-up that the FDA creates means that a company simply CANNOT get a new assay to market without a dedicated regulatory affairs staff. There is just too much paperwork. This effectively raises a barrier to entry for small firms who might innovate, and makes big companies, the ones who can afford both a department and to grease government functionaries, the ONLY ones who can offer new products. Nice racket!
"But hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat disregardedтАж"
~ Doug Casey
So true!
Yes. They love us all equally. They replicate like mushrooms on a moist dark patch.
"Bureaucrats can neither be hurried in their deliberations nor made to see common sense Indeed, the very absurdity or pedantry of these deliberations is for them the guarantee of their own fair mindedness, impartiality, and disinterest. To treat all people with equal contempt and indifference is the bureaucrat's idea of equity."
- Theodore Dalrymple
"The rules say _triplicate_."
I'm afraid your papers are not in order.
Go to stall 174B. There are other "customers" ahead of you.
Your wait time for servicing is approximately 92 minutes. Please have your SSN tramp stamp clearly visible.
Like some sort of bureaucrat's vision of Hell.
BOHICA.
*makes squinchy face*