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I wish I had thought of this when I was in school. "Today, in preparation for my midterms, I took a measles test this morning. The test came back positive. Thanks to the vaccine, I am only experiencing mild symptoms, but out of an abundance of caution, I will be staying home on my couch and watching re-runs on TV. I am sharing the news out of an abundance of transparent, if rashy and itchy, transparency. I am so #blessed#thankful to be #vaccinated. Get ###vaccinated!"

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If at first you're not positive, test, test again...

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Hey, this is exactly what Justin Trudeau does whenever he wants to weasel out of something.

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It’s almost like the vaccines weaken the immune system or something

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"I am sharing this... out of an abundance of transparency." As opposed to... what?

-insert-eye-roll-emoji-here-

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The Bride of Chucky is always lying or sick.

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Psaki = Miss Information

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"Thanks to the vaccine, I have only experienced mild symptoms." Never miss an opportunity to pimp for Big Vax.

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Three injections and two symptomatic infections. Hmmmm.

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She “test positive”… she is going to just work from home and be back in 5 days?!?!???! No, consult doctor, take medication, get rest, drink fluid with vitamin supplements and so on? If it is not serious enough to warrant anything more than a mini stay-cation then who cares!!?

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I live in the People's Republic of Silicon Valley.

Every single person I know that got jabbed got Covid, with one exception, and I'd bet she was asymptomatic, like I was (had a pos antibody test).

Most now sheepishly avoid talking about it, but when they do, they pretend they are travelers in the multiverse with the "it would have been worse" nonsense.

After suffering two years with these insufferable hysterical leftist lunatics, half of whom apparently think children are dying in droves (just not here, don't you know) and want to throw me in a concentration camp, I have to say the schadenfreude I experience from their cognitive dissonance is simply delicious.

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Hilarious. "It would have been worse if I hadn't gotten the jab." LOL

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Assuming anything out of DC is true, this means Ms. Psaki acquired no immunity from her first bout with covid. It also means the jab did little considering the young and healthy don't generally experience bad effects from what is presumably Omicron. It also supports the OAS theory. Her immune system is turbocharged to produce covid antibodies just the wrong antibodies. Therefore, she may experience many more bouts of covid. What a deal.

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

Positive PCR test = "family emergency".

The people producing tests must be gasping for air and pissing themselves laughing at the swindle they've pulled off. I wonder if this poor Jen creature has any notion that she is their useful idiot.

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

I just posted this elsewhere. Seems relevant here, too.

The 2 or 3 DC silo dwellers who actually are concerned with facts surrounding this 2-year debacle need to look at the criminal behavior of the conspirators: FDA and Pfizer. Pfizer behaves as it always has, and the inbred FDA behaves as it always has. Here's an example from 2013 with Pfizer's antidepressant drug Zoloft: https://news.yahoo.com/correction-pfizer-antidepressant-suit-story-222708151.html ...the Food and Drug Administration shouldn't have approved Zoloft because Pfizer didn't publish some clinical studies that found the drug about as effective as a placebo. "It's about Pfizer deliberately withholding this information from consumers and then advertising this drug as very effective," Wisner said. The suit accuses Pfizer of consumer fraud and other offenses, including quietly paying prominent doctors to tout Zoloft to colleagues or to be listed as authors of positive medical journal articles the company prepared for publication. New York-based Pfizer did not specifically respond to those allegations.

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I just posted on JD Rucker that Trudeau got COVID a second time just as the Trucker Convoy was arriving…I guess you could call them Scaredy-people

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Oops, wonder how long she has had covid. Twice, really unlucky. But great to see those ongoing jabs are working their magic. Keep taking them Jen, they are working like a dream😂😂😂

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

Covid twice in an uber-vaxxxed prog?

How is that possible?

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She would not be lying if she would've said "Thanks to the vaccine, I am again experiencing symptoms"

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she cranked the dial all the way to 89 cycles.

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Seems like she is one of the many sociopaths that should be on the 1 mRNA "booster" per quarter schedule. Maybe even every other month. Abundance of caution and all that...

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And of course, THANKS to the "vaccine", she is experiencing only mild symptoms. Imagine what would have happened if she had not taken the "vaccine"!!

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So I’m sitting here after dinner, drinking my tea and reading through this substack. I can’t stop laughing. You are all hilarious. Best comments ever!!!! You made my day!

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The woman knows how to lie, doesn't she!

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( or maybe, it's immune erosion ... or maybe miss jenny is so important, they make the tests say whatever she wants ... or maybe she just made it all up ... when people lie so much, hard to know when they might be telling the truth (rarely? sometimes?) .. but easy to know when to not trust them (never ever) ...

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Joe is in no danger; they didn't give him the shot. Psaki, OTOH, has been triple-vaxxed, I believe, thus, she is susceptible to continuous reinfection. Lucky for her, she gets to skip the Euro trip, on which Joe might encounter a false flag event to finish him off...

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They've no doubt figured it out long ago. She doesn't often travel with him for much bigger reasons.

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her black roots were showing....

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I think Covid can only work a few more times....seems like every booster gives you a positive test and Covid as well...she's just hoping they come up with a 4th, 5th and 6th booster or as many as she needs before she deserts the sinking ship for TV! LOL!

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She’s the picture of health isn’t she!

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Look. In the morning she glues the mask to her kindergartner's face. Like getting the cat into the bubblebath. You gets worn out...(the nanny has to unglue it so she only has to wrangle it one-way)...

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I wonder, if as well as Long CoVid, there is a new condition, Fake CoVid - symptoms are: absence of CoVid symptoms, obsessive PCR Testing, frequent self-isolation, compulsive masking, telling everybody you have tested positive and are following the rules to protect others?

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Thanks to her relative youth and good health, her symptoms have been mild....both times. Thanks to the vaccine, she's more vulnerable to infection than an unvaxxed person is.

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"Thanks to the vaccine"...... so she got corona twice in less than 5 months. Thanks to the vaccine, her natural immune response has been destroyed. Moron.

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"thanks to the vaccine" ....I've got Covid again!

Silly person.

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I don’t think they’ll ever admit that the shots make things worse!

I’m so sorry I got the jab because I had to do a medical procedure and they wouldn’t do it without me getting jabbed! I guess I can look forward to constantly getting Covid…I’ve got my ivermectin though….

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keeeep testing and testing.

She probably tests positive for a host of other viruses as well.

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Something very exciting is going to happen soon. Dare I say, turbulent?

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There seems to be a never ending supply of useful Covid idiots.

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See. I told you she should have had the 4th, 5th and 6th boosters before she went out in public ...

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The tests are no good. The shots are no good. This woman is a lying, evil person.

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Hillary Clinton, affectionately known throughout the rest of the world as the Liberatress of Libya, has tested positive for the plague.

Not to worry, she's protected by the jabs.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1506397903765581836

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Oh yay, Willy Wonka again 🤣👏👏

& “Maybe she’s just not that into you” 🤣👏👏Made. My. Day. Poor Jen. It’s *almost* like maybe the vaccine doesn’t work!

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oh mr cynical paws! I needed that laugh! thank you!

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She's circling back home. Must not like plane travel - I also suggest she stay away from hot tubs too.

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"thanks to the vaccine"... lmao @ democrats

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I would always treat her as if she carried a virulent, deadly, extremely communicable pathogen.

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