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I wish I had thought of this when I was in school. "Today, in preparation for my midterms, I took a measles test this morning. The test came back positive. Thanks to the vaccine, I am only experiencing mild symptoms, but out of an abundance of caution, I will be staying home on my couch and watching re-runs on TV. I am sharing the news out of an abundance of transparent, if rashy and itchy, transparency. I am so #blessed#thankful to be #vaccinated. Get ###vaccinated!"

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Thank you. After all, your shot protects me. 😅

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I live to serve.

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😂😂😂😂😂

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"Vaccine Life" Yay!!

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Funny but there will be a lot of people who make some sort of Covid syndrome their path to a lifetime of welfare and social services.

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That would not be an unusual development.

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😱😱😱

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If at first you're not positive, test, test again...

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Why leave it to chance? I carry around a vial of C19 positive snot in case I need to test out of something.

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great idea!

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Noe..it'snot!

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why snot, why not just a papaya? :)

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I prefer goat, that way I get milk too.

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they're a bit difficult to handle when you're riding a bike but it's manageable -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7-6nXGflec

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🤣😂🤣😂

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🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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🤣

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Hey, this is exactly what Justin Trudeau does whenever he wants to weasel out of something.

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Castrudeau is smarter:

https://trudeauknows.ca/

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That's U.N.true though.

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gak! website opens on his face...that's enough to spit up a hairball. so, have you heard what he's up to with the ndp? we are stuck with them until at least 2025. https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/2022/03/22/prime-minister-justin-trudeau-announces-deal-with-ndp-to-support-liberals-until-2025.html

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Canada is run by a Mafia. At least half of the federal government is directly accountable to Klauss Schwab and Bill Gates. The country has been sold out. Liberal or NDP are traitors.

Harper was in bed with the MOSSAD and still is, but the new team is in bed with the MOSSAD, Neo-Nazis in Europe, Klauss Schwab and Bill Gates.

You're dealing with a Banana republic - assuming that it has ever been a republic!!

Canada's justice system trademark:

http://werex.org/what-happened-to-the-10-trillion/

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trudeau, truedat? truck fudeau!

How is that legal?

Bad as it has been, the UK at least has some checks and balances, we at least pretend to have elections (/s).

Engineering a means to remain in power; rewriting the rules to suit yourself. A certain pariah from the east did something similar to remain in power for over twenty years...

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It’s almost like the vaccines weaken the immune system or something

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That there is a conspiracy theorist....

You're really not an American if you think for yourself... just trust the dadgum science and roll up your sleeves

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You walk across the room with a needle in your hand

Spouting bullshit I don't understand

https://www.bitchute.com/video/UYzX2nICs0jg/

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Yes, follow the science like we do...right out the flippin' window.

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They are fast coming to grips with that in Hong Kong.

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Yup!

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"I am sharing this... out of an abundance of transparency." As opposed to... what?

-insert-eye-roll-emoji-here-

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As opposed to how she normally communicates whenever she opens her mouth.

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The Bride of Chucky is always lying or sick.

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psicki

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LOL! That is perfect.

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Trans Chucky.

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Psaki = Miss Information

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Jen Psnarki

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Admit it. You'd both jump her given the chance LOL

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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LOL. You more of a Kayleigh type aren't you? I'm not picky. I just agree with stuff to get my way. :)

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She's "twelve-pack sexy" as we used to say back in the bar-hopping days.

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You mean like she was AOC?

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"Thanks to the vaccine, I have only experienced mild symptoms." Never miss an opportunity to pimp for Big Vax.

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One mRNA, One Spike Protein, 1291 Diseases, Unlimited Ways to Die:

https://www.americaoutloud.com/one-mrna-one-spike-protein-1291-diseases-unlimited-ways-to-die/

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Three injections and two symptomatic infections. Hmmmm.

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On a positive note, only one side-effect that starts with the letters Q, Y, and Z: Quarantine, Young's syndrome and Zika virus associated Guillain Barre syndrome.

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What about White Nipple Sign?

Why is nobody talking about White Nipple Sign??

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She “test positive”… she is going to just work from home and be back in 5 days?!?!???! No, consult doctor, take medication, get rest, drink fluid with vitamin supplements and so on? If it is not serious enough to warrant anything more than a mini stay-cation then who cares!!?

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My husband got sick in February and had to take the test for work. HR said if it came back positive (it did), after five days if he was symptom free, he could come back to work. However, they also said if it came back negative, he would also have to wait five days and be symptom free to come back to work. We don’t think they realized that this means the test is completely useless.

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We have the same nonsense rules here in NZ. If you test positive you have to stay at home for 7 days (was 10 days a few weeks ago but that was causing havoc). Once that period is up if you have no symptoms (the list is so vague to be meaningless) you can go out, work etc and it doesn't matter if you are still testing positive. So the purpose of the test is...........???

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They have the PCR tests cranked up to 40. That’s why fruits, coke and wine, tested positive.

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The government here controls it all. The PCR tests are useless but for two years that's what they were using. They banned the import of most RAT tests saying they were inaccurate in 2020. Some private companies imported their own to use with staff. Suddenly with Omicron coming, they took over the whole importation and distribution of RATs tests. It's pretty chaotic when you try to control everything but NZ is a small country with a bought off media so that makes everything so much easier. I have no confidence in either test but self testing does allow some unjabbed people to keep their jobs and fly on internal flights. This constant testing is a crock.

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The purpose of the test is $$$.

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PCR Test was known to be useless since day 1.

The developer of the test says clearly that it cannot be used to detect infectious diseases. It can detect nucleic acids that can come from anywhere - flu, influenza, your own metabolic wastes etc....

PCR Test was known since 2020 to produce up to 97% false positives for C-19 and was still used as the criteria by the WHO to declare a "Pandemic".

This is actually a PCR Test plandemic, not a medical "pandemic".

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It Takes a Village of Stupid Bureaucrats to Implement Medical Despotism

AMA = American Mafia Association

CDC = Center for Death and Corruption

FDA = Fraud and Death Association

HHS = Holistic Humanicide Services

MD = Moral Deficiency

NIH = Nihilism In Healthcare

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It takes Corrupt Political Clowns (5 eyes) to Sing the Predators’ Mantra

 Castrudeau

https://trudeauknows.ca/

Safe and Effective…

 Brandon

Safe and Effective…

 Buffoon Boris

Safe and Effective…

 Liar from the Shire

Safe and Effective…

 CovidArdern

Safe and Effective…

All clowns being dual citizens of Billgatestan with Diplomatic Immunity.

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This is an aspect of the whole thing that is freaking me out a little. I've been looking for work and last weekend had one of those 72-hour bugs, not much, but enough to spike a slight fever and have some body aches. I'm realizing now, I couldn't just call in sick. I would likely be forced to test to prove that it wasn't covid before returning. I guess I'm back to the bad old days of my restaurant career where we worked sick or not because the schedules and staffing were kept so tight that we rarely had backup. Hopefully the vit D will keep further ickiness away.

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As you say, you had a bug and now you're better. No need to share this information with anyone unless you want to, is there?

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😳😳😳

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Probably had IVM at the ready. She is privileged enough to get it.

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I live in the People's Republic of Silicon Valley.

Every single person I know that got jabbed got Covid, with one exception, and I'd bet she was asymptomatic, like I was (had a pos antibody test).

Most now sheepishly avoid talking about it, but when they do, they pretend they are travelers in the multiverse with the "it would have been worse" nonsense.

After suffering two years with these insufferable hysterical leftist lunatics, half of whom apparently think children are dying in droves (just not here, don't you know) and want to throw me in a concentration camp, I have to say the schadenfreude I experience from their cognitive dissonance is simply delicious.

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Hilarious. "It would have been worse if I hadn't gotten the jab." LOL

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Below is my friend's MAC Address from the jab:

“Pfizer borg 00:00:5e:00:53:af”

Schizer can control him by satellite and 5G activation.

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I was wondering how common that is. Have they made a video about it, showing the Bluetooth with their phone, then without their phone?

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Graphene oxide found in all mRNA/DNA jabs (unofficially) works best at 26GHZ – a 5G frequency. These are 5G frequencies. They're used to create self-assembled networks in the victim's cells. Charles Lieber in Harvard has 50 patents used for nano-networks in the jabs).

https://www.nexusnewsfeed.com/article/health-healing/bluetooth-apps-detect-mac-address-in-most-jabbed/

Some people believe that it's conspiracy theory but I've verified and the above MAC Address is real. We're dealing here with crimes against humanity that's being covered up in day light..

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Can you share the process that you used to verify the MAC address? Is it as simple as using a cellphone in the vicinity of a vaxxed person in an area where no other bluetooth devices are present? Do the jabs use a unique sequence or OUI at the beginning of the MAC address? I would love to share this information with a few family members who think I'm nuts.

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Address Prefix 00:00:5e

Vendor / Company icann, iana department

Start Address 00005e000000

End Address 00005effffff

Company Address internet ass'ned nos.authority los angeles ca 90094-2536 us

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If it’s registered to Phizer they’re not saying.

https://dnschecker.org/mac-lookup.php?query=00%3A00%3A5e%3A00%3A53%3Aaf

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I don't use Bluetooth so these replies don't make sense to me, but maybe they do to others.

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Yes, I've looked into the self-assembling nanoparticles, and evidence of graphene oxide. I think it's helpful to make very clear videos about it if we can, as an easy way to show others what's going on. Like this video on magnets sticking to people. I think this video is very convincing to those who tend to think people's magnet videos are fake.

https://truthcomestolight.com/the-covid-vaccine-magnet-challenge/

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Interesting. Is this limited to Pfizer and Moderna or does it include other jabs like the J&J, AstraZeneca, Sputnik, etc. A family friend took the J&J under duress to save her job and claims based upon "heavy research" that the J&J does not contain graphene oxide or self-assembling nanotechnology. Thanks in advance.

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I can prove a negative as well, isn't that great.

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Assuming anything out of DC is true, this means Ms. Psaki acquired no immunity from her first bout with covid. It also means the jab did little considering the young and healthy don't generally experience bad effects from what is presumably Omicron. It also supports the OAS theory. Her immune system is turbocharged to produce covid antibodies just the wrong antibodies. Therefore, she may experience many more bouts of covid. What a deal.

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Constant inflammation from constant immune activation trying to quell something it can’t. That Doesn’t sound good.

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

Positive PCR test = "family emergency".

The people producing tests must be gasping for air and pissing themselves laughing at the swindle they've pulled off. I wonder if this poor Jen creature has any notion that she is their useful idiot.

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Or very conscious tool.

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“We don’t guarantee you won’t experience loss-of-function....” but if you want Gain-of-Function, THAT we can provide at taxpayer expense.

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We offer paid (gov taxes) gain-of-function on the SARS-Cov-2 side.

We do provide lethal gain-of-function for free (to you but paid for by Schizer/Murderna) on the injection side of the equation using our patented HIV insertions.

BOMBSHELL:

Fauci owns patent on SARS-CoV-2 gp120 HIV insertion, which destroys the body’s cancer-killing T cells

https://www.planet-today.com/2022/03/bombshell-fauci-owns-patent-on-sars-cov.html

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

I just posted this elsewhere. Seems relevant here, too.

The 2 or 3 DC silo dwellers who actually are concerned with facts surrounding this 2-year debacle need to look at the criminal behavior of the conspirators: FDA and Pfizer. Pfizer behaves as it always has, and the inbred FDA behaves as it always has. Here's an example from 2013 with Pfizer's antidepressant drug Zoloft: https://news.yahoo.com/correction-pfizer-antidepressant-suit-story-222708151.html ...the Food and Drug Administration shouldn't have approved Zoloft because Pfizer didn't publish some clinical studies that found the drug about as effective as a placebo. "It's about Pfizer deliberately withholding this information from consumers and then advertising this drug as very effective," Wisner said. The suit accuses Pfizer of consumer fraud and other offenses, including quietly paying prominent doctors to tout Zoloft to colleagues or to be listed as authors of positive medical journal articles the company prepared for publication. New York-based Pfizer did not specifically respond to those allegations.

MORE STUFF: This clinical trial found that sertraline (ZOLOFT) and st johns wort DID NOT DIFFER FROM PLACEBO. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11939866/

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And yet actual "hordes" of people still "believe" in all the agencies...the government. I mean they have never lied to us right? They would never hide anything from the hysterical masses would they? I agree with Dan -insert-eye-roll-emoji-here-

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It Takes a Village of Bureaucrats to Implement Medical Despotism

AMA = American Mafia Association

CDC = Center for Death and Corruption

FDA = Fraud and Death Association

HHS = Holistic Humanicide Services

MD = Moral Deficiency

NIH = Nihilism In Healthcare

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just today they had to recall one of their blood pressure drugs.

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Which one, please?

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Accuretic, and the 2 generics that it licenses.

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that company is a fucking disaster.

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The one that made it go up, I bet

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The gas pump price?

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I just posted on JD Rucker that Trudeau got COVID a second time just as the Trucker Convoy was arriving…I guess you could call them Scaredy-people

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Oops, wonder how long she has had covid. Twice, really unlucky. But great to see those ongoing jabs are working their magic. Keep taking them Jen, they are working like a dream😂😂😂

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Yes, go get 'em Jen! 😄

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

Covid twice in an uber-vaxxxed prog?

How is that possible?

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Mar 22, 2022·edited Mar 22, 2022

I think her Pfizer MAC Address may not be working correctly when she's out of the country.

She should get a Murderna booster shot.

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Her Phizer was only set on stun

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Unnecessary- she already was.

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😂😂😂😂

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She needs at least two more boosters!

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The only sane thing is for her to take a few more shots...just to be sure.

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And she's not even that old. She doesn't look a day over 49.5, anyway.

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She would not be lying if she would've said "Thanks to the vaccine, I am again experiencing symptoms"

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she cranked the dial all the way to 89 cycles.

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Seems like she is one of the many sociopaths that should be on the 1 mRNA "booster" per quarter schedule. Maybe even every other month. Abundance of caution and all that...

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And of course, THANKS to the "vaccine", she is experiencing only mild symptoms. Imagine what would have happened if she had not taken the "vaccine"!!

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Right?!! "Thanks to the vaccine, the almighty vaccine". (As they bow to the statue of fauci and sacrifice a few chickens).

If she hadn't taken the vaccine, she probably wouldn't have tested positive the second time. (Although I've heard unvaccinated people say they've had repeated infections).

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Chickens??? Isn't the vax worth at least a few goats?

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😅😅 Definitely! 🐐🐐🐐

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So I’m sitting here after dinner, drinking my tea and reading through this substack. I can’t stop laughing. You are all hilarious. Best comments ever!!!! You made my day!

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The woman knows how to lie, doesn't she!

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Well, that's her job isn't it?

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Can you imagine having a job where you break one of the ten commandments hundreds of time a day? Seriously her spirit must be black as coal.

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She controls the parrots.

It Takes a Compliant Mediatic Clergy to Coordinate the Mass Formation Psychosis Assault for Fun and Profits – Masquerading Bioweapons as Vaccines

National

 BBC = British Pravda - British Broadcast Castration

 CBC = Canadian Pravda - Crown Broadcast Castration

 CNN = American Pravda - Center for National Nullity

 Fakebook = American Pravda - Fake Fact Checkers

 Google Search = American Pravda - Search Torpedoes

 NYT = American Pravda - New York Trancers

 Twitter = American Pravda - Censorhip Birds

 WaPo = American Pravda - Washington Popcat

 Youtube = American Pravda – Your Censorhip Promised Land

Global

 Agence France Presse – Globalistan Pravda

 Associated Press – Globalistan Pravda

 Reuters - Globalistan Pravda – Fake Fact Checkers

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( or maybe, it's immune erosion ... or maybe miss jenny is so important, they make the tests say whatever she wants ... or maybe she just made it all up ... when people lie so much, hard to know when they might be telling the truth (rarely? sometimes?) .. but easy to know when to not trust them (never ever) ...

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Joe is in no danger; they didn't give him the shot. Psaki, OTOH, has been triple-vaxxed, I believe, thus, she is susceptible to continuous reinfection. Lucky for her, she gets to skip the Euro trip, on which Joe might encounter a false flag event to finish him off...

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I think she's on Joe's placebo team, until she becomes too much of an embarrassment. Three placebos and she mistook her IVM for her vitamin.

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They've no doubt figured it out long ago. She doesn't often travel with him for much bigger reasons.

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She doesn't want her hair fondled.

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She fears Fauci's ghost.

BOMBSHELL:

Fauci owns patent on SARS-CoV-2 gp120 HIV insertion, which destroys the body’s cancer-killing T cells

https://www.planet-today.com/2022/03/bombshell-fauci-owns-patent-on-sars-cov.html

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She obviously hates him n her job.

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her black roots were showing....

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I think Covid can only work a few more times....seems like every booster gives you a positive test and Covid as well...she's just hoping they come up with a 4th, 5th and 6th booster or as many as she needs before she deserts the sinking ship for TV! LOL!

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She’s the picture of health isn’t she!

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I saw pics of her last week... she looked uglier than me

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Look. In the morning she glues the mask to her kindergartner's face. Like getting the cat into the bubblebath. You gets worn out...(the nanny has to unglue it so she only has to wrangle it one-way)...

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The vaccines are safe and effective

The vaccines are safe and effective

The vaccines are safe and effective

The vaccines are safe and effective

The vaccines are safe and effective

The vaccines are safe and effective

Any further questions please don’t hesitate to take the vaccine first and stop asking impertinent questions,

Yours, unfaithfully,

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Alternate version:

You will remember nothing. You will remember nothing....

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I wonder, if as well as Long CoVid, there is a new condition, Fake CoVid - symptoms are: absence of CoVid symptoms, obsessive PCR Testing, frequent self-isolation, compulsive masking, telling everybody you have tested positive and are following the rules to protect others?

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Thanks to her relative youth and good health, her symptoms have been mild....both times. Thanks to the vaccine, she's more vulnerable to infection than an unvaxxed person is.

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"Thanks to the vaccine"...... so she got corona twice in less than 5 months. Thanks to the vaccine, her natural immune response has been destroyed. Moron.

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"thanks to the vaccine" ....I've got Covid again!

Silly person.

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I don’t think they’ll ever admit that the shots make things worse!

I’m so sorry I got the jab because I had to do a medical procedure and they wouldn’t do it without me getting jabbed! I guess I can look forward to constantly getting Covid…I’ve got my ivermectin though….

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keeeep testing and testing.

She probably tests positive for a host of other viruses as well.

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Please inform Chuck and Dr Halliday above- I am "concerned" that they are fantasizing trouble.

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Something very exciting is going to happen soon. Dare I say, turbulent?

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There seems to be a never ending supply of useful Covid idiots.

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See. I told you she should have had the 4th, 5th and 6th boosters before she went out in public ...

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The tests are no good. The shots are no good. This woman is a lying, evil person.

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Hillary Clinton, affectionately known throughout the rest of the world as the Liberatress of Libya, has tested positive for the plague.

Not to worry, she's protected by the jabs.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1506397903765581836

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Are being horrendously ugly, a sociopath, and a traitor, comorbidities? 🤞

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Oh yay, Willy Wonka again 🤣👏👏

& “Maybe she’s just not that into you” 🤣👏👏Made. My. Day. Poor Jen. It’s *almost* like maybe the vaccine doesn’t work!

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oh mr cynical paws! I needed that laugh! thank you!

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She's circling back home. Must not like plane travel - I also suggest she stay away from hot tubs too.

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She' s gonna have to take that one way flight to Nuremberg...

As well as black spokeswoman, What we are after is COMPLIANCE

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"thanks to the vaccine"... lmao @ democrats

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I would always treat her as if she carried a virulent, deadly, extremely communicable pathogen.

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