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You know it's true because of the word "expert" in the title.

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Putin's Pericarditis! Europeans won't have any energy to keep them cool in the summers or hot during the winters, so that pesky climate change is going to claim even more lives.

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CDC says, “warning, reading too much truth in a day could cause sudden death”. 🤷‍♂️

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Oh, this is why France is banning its citizens from assembling! To protect them from blood clots!

Man, I've been working in 80-100 degree heat almost every afternoon putting up pasture fencing. Why haven't I gotten any blood clots? Or any of my neighbors- you'd think it would be a charnel house around here.

Wait, how does heat and physical activity cause blood clots again?

God, I just don't know ANYthing. Such a shitbrain.

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The tropics are a dead zone. Absolutely no one lives there. Antarctica, on the other hand....

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Jun 17, 2022·edited Jun 17, 2022Liked by gatito bueno

Cold weather in Australia winter also causes blood clots... Damn climate change again

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Don’t worry, we’re saved. Soon, they’ll be pushing Paxlovid as an energy drink.

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Don't forget SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) 🙄

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It's a well-known fact that going outside during daylight causes blood clots. True for all mammals. Nothing to do with experimental injections causing healthy, young athletes to have medical life-threatening emergencies. Can I get my next booster yet?

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They aren't even trying to be coy now! The CDC "guidance" on investigating porn, or deploying mutual masturbation, as an alternative to having sex with a partner with MonkeyPox, fits right in with the science currently in-vogue.

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I hear that listening to CNN, Fox News, CNBC etc. leads to blood clots. We need to start circulating this warning… 😱😱😱😱

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All will be revealed. Already happening.

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Maybe we should throw some journalists in jail

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Experts are concerned that everything is causing a rise in blood clots except anything that might actually be causing a rise in blood clots.

I'm parched for words. I need a drink.

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Photo looks like blood clots from hot flashes, LOL.

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Just not seeing the needle move much in the big picture. https://www.euromomo.eu/graphs-and-maps/ i.e. we're just chilling at slightly higher than average death rates.

Although this article hints where MSM will move again if needed, I'm more interested in tracking where legislation and politics move at the moment. Nowhere good in the main, but we have an uneasy respite.

Legislation has failed everywhere. I don't see much appetite for redress in Europe. Some US states (Southern) managing to push back.

Politics. Trudeau re-elected, Macron re-elected, Boris still in, I expect leftist Dems won't do to bad in mid-terms, maybe moderate dems will suffer most!

Longer, Attritional war in Ukraine is just a great excuse to sign bigger military-industrial contracts, and keep it going post Afghanistan. I mean if you think Russia really needs to step past each city one by one by one you haven't looked at the wiki pages of active Russian military naval ships or Janes. It's like watching the baddies choreograph their attacks in series against the goody in a low budget kung-fu flick.

Meanwhile I f'd myself in crypto and stocks, so didn't manage to get 'escape velocity' level of money. But can change tack to I'm packing a backpack and going. I'll bide my time this summer keep interested in other things, the world's chock-full of them.

Keep the good work up El Gato.

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