123 Comments
User's avatar
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Unbrrrlievable. I for one will be happy to see them ice-olated. I hope they don't get cold feet.

I'm not sure this is well thawed out. What will be different when these chill-dren wake up and have a meltdown when we try to break the ice?

Expand full comment
Moray Watson's avatar

Icy what you did there!

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Well played

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

That's cold, Dude.

Expand full comment
Porge's avatar

Ha! Good one sir. You must have had your cofeve already!

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Just warming up...:)

Expand full comment
Porge's avatar

Happy MAGA Monday to all!

Expand full comment
kittynana's avatar

Ryan- I see what you did there

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

*clinks mugs*

Expand full comment
Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Iced coffee?

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

Well... It's gonna be a balmy -6°C (that's ~21°F for those of y'all not in The Metric System *genuflects*) for a high here in the Suburbs of Pretty Boy.

So, yes. Iced.

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

Iced, because at that temp, you can't keep it hot. 😉

It's colder there than it is here and I'm about 6 states North of you. Our "real feel" is -6 F.

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

"-6°F"

Eeeesh

Expand full comment
Jayne Doe's avatar

Love it! : )

Expand full comment
Coach's avatar

I am certain they will receive a frosty reception when they wake up.

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Dang it. I should've added that. Well played, Coach!

Expand full comment
Coach's avatar

You were already on quite a roll, LOL.

Expand full comment
Mrhounddog's avatar

It is obvious that Florida Man was issued a preemptive pardon for his drug usage. Like Mr. T said, "Little kids shouldn't do no drugs."

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hey, buddy!

Long time no chat. Feels great to be patriotic again.

Hope you're enjoying your 80's!...;)

Salud.

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

Be-U-ti-ful!!!

Expand full comment
Lovelylinny's avatar

This is the best best best. I have some friends who should sign up immediately.

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

They're all as crazy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

Expand full comment
eva writes stuff's avatar

Or as crazy as a bag of wet weasels

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Ha! I stand corrected. We should never compare crazies with cats.

Catapostasy!

Expand full comment
eva writes stuff's avatar

Well done!

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

*jots down for later use as Party Ice-Breaker*

Expand full comment
Mary Ann's avatar

Busy celebrating today. Bless Donald Trump and JD Vance.

Oh and why did the crook stepping down find it necessary to give Tony a pre-emotive pardon and the same for the police etc who gave access to the Jan 6th citizens. Because for four yrs we have been told they all did nothing wrong. I have no respect for any democrat who continues to support these crooks.

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

So the Democrats said that Biden was not mentally fit to stand before a trial so now he’s magically mentally fit to pardon these people who literally killed millions of grandparents, locked up and masked children, put innocent people in prison for four years and sold our secrets to China?!?!

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

Exactly! Being demented is a mercurial thing. 🙄

Expand full comment
Kristi Seibert's avatar

Don Jr. pointed out that mierdoso Fauci that if he can decline the pardon if he wants to. Being innocent and all.

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

I have no respect for any dumbocrap. Period.

Expand full comment
JViv's avatar

Where do I sign up to invest along with you!!!! As the young folk say ‘L…F….G!!!!’

Expand full comment
Dell's avatar

Trump can be a jerk at times, but appears to have some integrity.

Biden is scum.

One of his last edicts was to PARDON FAUCI and those dealing with his department's J-6 events.

It implies any and all investigations into those matters stops. :(

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Once again Joe pardoned Joe.

Thats what's really going on.

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Maybe not. Not sure the Cadever-in-Chief can think that far ahead...but the Obama crew can.

Expand full comment
Swabbie Robbie's avatar

If He is pardoned and takes the cryo offer he won't need to testify in hearings that will surely come. Pardons mean you no longer have 5th amendment protection so you must answer questions truthfully in hearings or be charged. I think Hunter, his whole family and his whole administration should avoid the tears and cryo. Byeo

Expand full comment
Ryan Gardner's avatar

Yup. I'm not sure he even needs to be frozen. He's already a walking mummy

Expand full comment
B Bulluck's avatar

Exactly! Joe's boss is responsible for the pardons. Joe's not lucid enough to think of it.

Expand full comment
Fabes55's avatar

I'd support the new DOJ going after Fauchi for anything...even jaywalking.

Expand full comment
Teresa Parmenter's avatar

We need to go back to the Wild West. Wanted: Dead or Alive for all of these pre-emptive pardons . The amount - who cares. Just make it happen

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

🙌

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

He needs to have his "security" detail and his limo taken away, ASAP.

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

He just pardoned the whole Biden Crime Family.

Expand full comment
Swabbie Robbie's avatar

I am freezing my assets off. At 8:10 AM central it is -12 degrees here.

But I am all for the angel investment opportunity. There should be individual plans, family plans, and class plans or group rates for college students with deep discounts for bringing professors along. "No frozen liberal tears when you cryo"

Expand full comment
Melissa Fountain's avatar

Thought we just woke up from a bad dream.

Expand full comment
Urs Broderick Furrer's avatar

You’ll make a fortune. Then, after we freeze them all, we take the company private and lose the key to unfreeze them.

Expand full comment
B Bulluck's avatar

Lose the key and cut the electricity off!

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

Brilliant!!!

Expand full comment
Fred Bartlett's avatar

That’s just cold, Gato.

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

Aw, dag. Beat me to it.

Expand full comment
Fabes55's avatar

Is it cheaper than the 4 year "Avoid-the-Trump-Presidency" cruise?

Expand full comment
Rosemary B's avatar

Seriously, think of the added benefits for all of us. This is very good.

4 possibly 8 possibly many more years without crybabies, looters and shooters

Expand full comment
Pi Guy's avatar

Ahem - cryObabies.

Expand full comment
Rosemary B's avatar

😂

Expand full comment
Integrity and Karma's avatar

* polite bow and fist bump*

Expand full comment
Dr C's avatar

Hilarious and hopeful ending too! Love it!!

Expand full comment
Ed's avatar

Pardon Fauci, now they can stop blaming Trump for covid!

All that HHS did during covid is criminal!

Is there a GoFundMe for helping the less fortunate..... get frozed.

Expand full comment
Butternut Saskatoon's avatar

Wow, great article! More smoke from the many smoking guns in this psyop!!!

Expand full comment
Bandit's avatar

Great article! Thanks for sharing.

Expand full comment
dave walker's avatar

I’m looking under couch cushions to help the cause!

Expand full comment
Dr Linda's avatar

I’d pass. You are going to have a lot to write about.

Expand full comment
Glenda Ehlinger's avatar

Certainly Apropos! I Love your humor and the Cats.

Expand full comment