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Unbrrrlievable. I for one will be happy to see them ice-olated. I hope they don't get cold feet.

I'm not sure this is well thawd out. What will be different when these chill-dren wake up and have meltdown when we try to break the ice?

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Icy what you did there!

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Well played

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That's cold, Dude.

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Ha! Good one sir. You must have had your cofeve already!

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Just warming up...:)

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Happy MAGA Monday to all!

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Ryan- I see what you did there

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*clinks mugs*

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Iced coffee?

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Well... It's gonna be a balmy -6°C (that's ~21°F for those of y'all not in The Metric System *genuflects*) for a high here in the Suburbs of Pretty Boy.

So, yes. Iced.

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Iced, because at that temp, you can't keep it hot. 😉

It's colder there than it is here and I'm about 6 states North of you. Our "real feel" is -6 F.

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"-6°F"

Eeeesh

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Love it! : )

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It is obvious that Florida Man was issued a preemptive pardon for his drug usage. Like Mr. T said, "Little kids shouldn't do no drugs."

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Be-U-ti-ful!!!

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I am certain they will receive a frosty reception when they wake up.

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Dang it. I should've added that. Well played, Coach!

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You were already on quite a roll, LOL.

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This is the best best best. I have some friends who should sign up immediately.

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They're all as crazy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

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Or as crazy as a bag of wet weasels

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Ha! I stand corrected. We should never compare crazies with cats.

Catapostasy!

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Well done!

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*jots down for later use as Party Ice-Breaker*

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Where do I sign up to invest along with you!!!! As the young folk say ‘L…F….G!!!!’

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Busy celebrating today. Bless Donald Trump and JD Vance.

Oh and why did the crook stepping down find it necessary to give Tony a pre-emotive pardon and the same for the police etc who gave access to the Jan 6th citizens. Because for four yrs we have been told they all did nothing wrong. I have no respect for any democrat who continues to support these crooks.

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So the Democrats said that Biden was not mentally fit to stand before a trial so now he’s magically mentally fit to pardon these people who literally killed millions of grandparents, locked up and masked children, put innocent people in prison for four years and sold our secrets to China?!?!

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Exactly! Being demented is a mercurial thing. 🙄

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Don Jr. pointed out that mierdoso Fauci that if he can decline the pardon if he wants to. Being innocent and all.

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I have no respect for any dumbocrap. Period.

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Trump can be a jerk at times, but appears to have some integrity.

Biden is scum.

One of his last edicts was to PARDON FAUCI and those dealing with his department's J-6 events.

It implies any and all investigations into those matters stops. :(

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Once again Joe pardoned Joe.

Thats what's really going on.

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Maybe not. Not sure the Cadever-in-Chief can think that far ahead...but the Obama crew can.

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If He is pardoned and takes the cryo offer he won't need to testify in hearings that will surely come. Pardons mean you no longer have 5th amendment protection so you must answer questions truthfully in hearings or be charged. I think Hunter, his whole family and his whole administration should avoid the tears and cryo. Byeo

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Yup. I'm not sure he even needs to be frozen. He's already a walking mummy

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I'd support the new DOJ going after Fauchi for anything...even jaywalking.

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We need to go back to the Wild West. Wanted: Dead or Alive for all of these pre-emptive pardons . The amount - who cares. Just make it happen

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🙌

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He needs to have his "security" detail and his limo taken away, ASAP.

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He just pardoned the whole Biden Crime Family.

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Thought we just woke up from a bad dream.

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I am freezing my assets off. At 8:10 AM central it is -12 degrees here.

But I am all for the angel investment opportunity. There should be individual plans, family plans, and class plans or group rates for college students with deep discounts for bringing professors along. "No frozen liberal tears when you cryo"

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You’ll make a fortune. Then, after we freeze them all, we take the company private and lose the key to unfreeze them.

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Brilliant!!!

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That’s just cold, Gato.

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Aw, dag. Beat me to it.

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Seriously, think of the added benefits for all of us. This is very good.

4 possibly 8 possibly many more years without crybabies, looters and shooters

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Ahem - cryObabies.

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😂

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* polite bow and fist bump*

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Hilarious and hopeful ending too! Love it!!

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Pardon Fauci, now they can stop blaming Trump for covid!

All that HHS did during covid is criminal!

Is there a GoFundMe for helping the less fortunate..... get frozed.

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Wow, great article! More smoke from the many smoking guns in this psyop!!!

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Great article! Thanks for sharing.

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Is it cheaper than the 4 year "Avoid-the-Trump-Presidency" cruise?

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I’m looking under couch cushions to help the cause!

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I’d pass. You are going to have a lot to write about.

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Certainly Apropos! I Love your humor and the Cats.

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