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Just a person's avatar

It's the year 2030. You will be in lockdown constantly and love it.

Ales's avatar

Yep, some people like lockdowns:

https://www.economist.com/britain/2021/07/10/some-britons-crave-permanent-pandemic-lockdown

Thought experiment: you can't work remotely, alcohol and pot stores are closed, and Netflix disappears.

How long do people put up with lockdowns / restrictions?

Desk jockeys who are dreaming up these policies are getting paid regardless.

David Bell's avatar

This is actually brilliant. It is a potentially never-ending gravy-train of field adn lab research and the development of never-need-to-use vaccines (which will then be mandated just in case).

Apart from flu and bubonic plague, we have not really had a really serious pandemic in the last several hundred years of human history, So presumably we wont for the next several, except when humans interfere.

Alessio G's avatar

Brilliant in a Dr. Evil sort of way.

Alessio G's avatar

Brilliant in a Dr. Evil sort of way.

Camden Walters's avatar

Liberals love to look down on non-liberals, but its looking like being a hillbilly with some guns, land, and likewise neighbors is gonna beat whatever is happening in NYC or Boston.

Guttermouth's avatar

So then maybe don't call us "hillbillies." :)

Camden Walters's avatar

I live on a farm without running water in Vermont. Its not pejorative.

Guttermouth's avatar

Okay. I'm touchy these days. :)

Benjamin's avatar

"Man is the only creature who trips over the same stone twice."

grape's avatar

Us Aid is well known cover cut out for cia, everywhere in the world but USA, where the cia is never spoken of.

Phoebe's avatar

Me too, but I'm afraid I'm not old enough.

Guttermouth's avatar

They need to start working on the sequels now- locking down for viruses you don't even have yet.

Mathew Crawford's avatar

Yeah, and everything the media said about mortgage programs was also precise and trustworthy.

https://roundingtheearth.substack.com/p/the-monetary-wars-part-vi

Julian Gillespie's avatar

to keep the seeming surrealty theme going ..

the NOVEL-ZOMBeing virus must be found at all costs

.. how else will the rich err, government, justify an antidote administered via a bullet to the head

.. or is it the Novel-Malthus virus they're looking for?

then someone is heard to shout in frustration from behind the stage curtain:

".. so many viruses, so little gain-of-function work going on .. damn it! damn it! damn it! .. what do I pay you guys for !?!? .."

folk look at each other .. someone whispers:

".. Bill's really pissed man .. he was told his mRNA vax would be way more ugly .. he's pissed as .."

another cuts in:

"shussh .. or you'll be his next lab monkey Tony .."

el bicho palo's avatar

day of the rope will probably have to be expanded to a month or more. That's a month we could be proud of

PamelaDrew's avatar

Mark Ames has a great piece on CIA use of USAID. Not surprisingly USAID is also a primary source for pushing genetically engineered seed. Both are inextricably tied to Bill Gates- Rockefeller biotech Green Revolution 2.0 blanketing the planet in fee based mono-culture, commodity crops. Adore Mark Ames!!

https://pando.com/2014/04/08/the-murderous-history-of-usaid-the-us-government-agency-behind-cubas-fake-twitter-clone/

ChetButtersworth's avatar

guys, they're doing it again

Daniel's avatar

They are messing with forces they do not fully understand, cannot control and absolutely do not respect. Receipt for disaster.

liewelotta@gmail.com's avatar

And the scam grows...with the endorsement of the Malaria vaccine in a "historic moment". Line up all ye children! Big Pharma is here to assist with another "30% effective, it requires up to four doses, and its protection fades after several months" vaccine.

https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/UN-experts-say-malaria-shot-should-be-used-in-16513578.php

Carol Anne's avatar

No worries. Another disaster in the making. It’s a mere pittance compared to any worthwhile project that could help mankind. They’ll fuck it up in no time.

Emily's avatar

Oh come on...they're going to do it "safely" hahahahahahah