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With the kind of parents you see these days, I am sure they will stop the thing everytime a kid cries a bit.

I see kids, like 7 years old, that instead of walking still go in the stroller.

Does it happen in your countries as well? I think some of them will go to college in the stroller.

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It's all over the western and internetified world, basically. Societal reaction and how t is accomodated will vary though.

I've been asked several times over the years by parents of notorious tardy or truant students, to come by their house before school and pick up their kids. Last time, I was so fed up because the Karen was the screecher kind, my mouth took over from my brain and said: "Lady, I'm married and even if I wasn't I have better taste in women than bedding something like you no matter how drunk I am, so I'm pretty sure it. Is. Not. My. Kid! You're his parent, you get him to school!"

This earned me a stern chewing out from the principal (did that bring back memores of school!) and round of cheering and hollering in the faculty lounge, complete with pats on the back. Even my boss told me in private later that "Well done that man, you sure shut up that sandpaper-cunt for good!

They won't go to college in a stroller. They'll expect home schooling via screentime, and everyone gets an A+ participation trophy. Because they have rights dontcher know.

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Still howling with laughter.

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Oh don’t put homeschoolers in that category… I promise you every one of my kiddos would set you straight on that one… no stroller riding allowed in this house… (unless you’re a baby of course…)

Agree 100% with everything else you said… 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

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Love it! Excellent!

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My daughter is a freshman in college. She had to show her roommate how to make her bed.

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I really hope you mean from wood.

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EGM's comment section truly is one of the best things on the internet right now.

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😂🤣😂🤣

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bwahaha...

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You mean to tell me there’s not an “app” for that? Or a least a few U-Toob videos?

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My duaghter is a freshman at University, She had a flatmate who had NEVER cooked a meal in his life as his mother wouldn't let him. He had to order Pizza delivery every day.

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My baby looks unhappy, stop the damned thing right now!!

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Gatito Bueno, I believe you have been robbed of a well-deserved A+. I know on more than one occasion I've been overwhelmed with a desire to shove a pacifier in Jim Cramer's mouth.

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Cramer pounding those Tech stocks at nose bleed prices. The FED money dried up and inflation hit. The village idiot is still telling people to buy to prop up his tax dodge 'charitable trust'.

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I am glad I am not familiar with Jim Cramer.

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Of course one of the pacifiers would have to be huge since he's a giant ass.

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Aside: I saw pfizer and the fda are playing with the efficacy numbers for the jab for kids. Why would anyone do this to their child? Sorry, badly composed sentence.

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Because they value their virtue signaling, & its perceived benefits, over their child's life.

Their child exists only to reflect glory back on them. And turning their child into a guinea pig for the sake of their neighbors is easier than beating them into bring a straight A student or musical prodigy. Or maybe the child was gifted & having beaten those possibilities to death, they are on an easier way.

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Astute comment!

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If they can’t kill them through abortion …

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Today I saw an old friend who had to take her 3 grandchildren in… the youngest (2 yo) was crying and inconsolable… the child looked terrible! She had 5 shots at the doctor’s office today to get “caught up.” She told me that a bunch of family would not even allow the children around them without all their shots… 😱😱😱

I would have told my family members to shove it… 😡😡😡 I am so sick of passing babies through the fire 🔥 for big pharma and their demonic agenda…

What in the heck are people doing???!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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I heard they werent just playing with numbers,they're straight up waiving minimum efficacy requirements for EUA. Now it doesn't have to even come close to the incredibly low bar of 50%. 23% will do just fine. Probably 10% will too.

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Can this be installed at every college campus?

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May 12, 2022·edited May 13, 2022

And deny the reality of the lived experiences of students, who go forward in this life bearing generational scars from the centuries of brutality visited upon their ancestors by their ancestors' oppressors? No, no, we will not be silenced, Margaret Anna Alice! We are exhausted! But not too exhausted to cry, and to CRY OUT! Now it is time for YOU to do the work. And DO NOT CRY!

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Got wrecked on markets and crypto. 2020-2022 isn't going well on a few fronts. Luckily it's going great on others, albeit the latter gets attenuated by the former.

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Grammar got ya. Granted, the all-caps covers your aversion to capitalizing properly, basically making it equal to all lower caps. However, you missed the period at the end of the sentence. I can respect a grammar nazi teaching kindergarten.

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First sentence is a consumer warning. Second sentence is a traffic advisory...

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Sad but true reality…

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“Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.”-Warren Buffett

Financial markets perform well over time, but can go haywire over short periods. They are driven by human psychology, which is far from rational.

When the Central Bank prints too much money, that causes speculative excesses. Then, inevitably, inflation comes, and the central bank eventually recognizes its error and starts tightening. Then people panic, sell indiscriminately, just as, earlier, they had bought indiscriminately.

And many securities sell for less than they are worth. And that’s the time to buy really great companies selling for a fraction of their value.

Making money in financial markets requires only modest intelligence. Mainly it requires a strong stomach.

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My only change would be "Have a nice day!" under Goofy. Just, you know, to rub in some salt.

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My wife went out for a walk last night with a teaching assistant in a local Infant school (ages 4+).

Some are still in nappies . . . and cry and cry until they realise the staff are ignoring them and they aren't going to get any attention.

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I remember the first time I went on one of those looping roller coaster rides. I cursed like longshoreman the whole way up while my date laughed at me.

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my netflix shorts just may save my frothed up bags, happy revaluation period everyone! notAdvice™

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