I abandoned all of Goebbels apps and products over a year ago but the other day I made the huge mistake of trying to look up restaurants and hotels in Nashville on Goebbels Maps. Turns out the preferred establishments that stand out on the map are all LGBTQ friendly and "identify as woman-owned" and also typically vegan or vegetarian. Thanks Goebbels! Can't wait to definitely not go to Nashville.
I was getting strange results with DuckDuckGo this afternoon, so i opened Google for the first time in a couple months and saw that. I just about threw up. Ridiculous.
I don't think your teacher understands how she so ultimately failed her führer. What she should have done is requested you watch videos of Doctor Fauci for the next several days until you swear allegiance to the doctor of science. Sending you home was a JV move.
Them kids just Goebbel it all up... Although some toddlers are reportedly more wary of people outside the family these days than previous cohorts. Go figure, clever critters.
It’s absolutely remarkable how those who fancy themselves as being the smartest lack even the most basic ability to grasp facts and synthesize them to apply to new situations. They need to be taught the same lessons over and over and over again. It’s as though they burned themselves with a lighted match and somehow think that if they just use a different match the result will change. So they light more and more matches, burning themselves and others again and again and again. Those imagining themselves as masters of the universe have no capacity to understand where their insane approach will lead even though its inevitable failure is a lesson that has been taught over and over, each time leading to immense suffering and devastation. They are akin to the most cognitively impaired Lilliputian covering their mirror with a picture of Gulliver so whenever they look at themselves - and they do enjoy looking at themselves - they only see a giant. Maybe if they use a different match no one will get burned…
I stopped using Google weather on my phone because they always have this cute little frog outside and alone and MASKED. I'll pass on the propaganda. Also, psst Google: cotton masks don't work. I hope that frog has an N95 mask on....outside, alone, in the middle of nowhere.
I quit using Goebbels and Chrome quite a while ago and use Duck Duck Go and Firefox. Both are significantly better at not tracking what you do and you have way more options for security and tracking.
How is kittengarten even having in-person (in-cat?) learning during Omicron? Google knows virtual school is safe and effective for learners of all ages and species.
That's fantastic - I don't suppose you have an html page for that which we can install locally and actually use it, with the search going to google? (or another search engine, I am not picky) It would be a fantastic conversation starter at work, home, or anywhere else.
I just was thinking here about the original one. Is it perhaps the real Dr Mengele we see there at the right, dressed up as the "e" guy? I always thought he was taller.
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“Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated are confident they are acting on their own free will.”
—Joseph Goebbels
From now on if I want the truth about something I'm going to just geobbel it.
One of the Os got a heart attack. They are investigating. Underlying condition or global warming are the most probable causes.
Joey Goebbels could only dream of delivery systems like social media and Google.
LMGTFY - "Let me goebble that for you". Oh yeah, it actually sounds quite catchy...
Thank you so much, Gatito. I just couldn't deal with that stupid google logo; it's so insulting. Yours is better.
I have a T-shirt, with the Google font, that says "Gulag".
Your teacher is wrong, little kitten, you are learning just enough.
I saw that earlier today (The google one) and I was thinking WTAF.......? LOVE your alt-version
I abandoned all of Goebbels apps and products over a year ago but the other day I made the huge mistake of trying to look up restaurants and hotels in Nashville on Goebbels Maps. Turns out the preferred establishments that stand out on the map are all LGBTQ friendly and "identify as woman-owned" and also typically vegan or vegetarian. Thanks Goebbels! Can't wait to definitely not go to Nashville.
Hey, with millions of free masks coming our way, what else could we expect from the Ministry of Truth???
I don't remember the last time I actually saw the Google homepage...
Love it.
Wouldn't it be fun if someone hacked into Google and changed their graphic?
Kitten, you are my fave 💕
I would replace the masks with damaged hearts :(
there have been a whole bunch of such propaganda 'doodles' over the last two years
heck
google's been doing it for a decade
“Ok class (science) get out your pens, we’re learning how to spell Fauci. “M-E-N-G-E-L-E”
ROTFLMAO. That is even better than the "GOOLAG" one. Good kitty, nice creative kitty. Here's a treat.
I was getting strange results with DuckDuckGo this afternoon, so i opened Google for the first time in a couple months and saw that. I just about threw up. Ridiculous.
If I had a child you know what my kid would have said to me? "Why are all these idiots still using Google as a search engine anyways?"
Google’s parent company Alphabet / Google Venture is invested in the jab industry. Goebbel it.
I don't think your teacher understands how she so ultimately failed her führer. What she should have done is requested you watch videos of Doctor Fauci for the next several days until you swear allegiance to the doctor of science. Sending you home was a JV move.
google sucks.
#BoriquaGato clawing on #GoOgle's sofa! Is #FaucistBook next!
That “e” looks like it’s trying to escape the jab!
My goodness. They also have a bandaid. Crazy.
I think you are onto something.... 😺
Them kids just Goebbel it all up... Although some toddlers are reportedly more wary of people outside the family these days than previous cohorts. Go figure, clever critters.
You should change the left botton from "Google Search" to "Goebbels Search".
Woo hoo time to chase butterflies and enjoy the sunshine!
I spent my time listening to Grampa Joe :(
https://simulationcommander.substack.com/p/biden-holds-press-conference
Free will indeed. Disinformation is free but I wouldn’t will it to anyone.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you have NO idea how much I needed that🙏❤️🤣
It’s absolutely remarkable how those who fancy themselves as being the smartest lack even the most basic ability to grasp facts and synthesize them to apply to new situations. They need to be taught the same lessons over and over and over again. It’s as though they burned themselves with a lighted match and somehow think that if they just use a different match the result will change. So they light more and more matches, burning themselves and others again and again and again. Those imagining themselves as masters of the universe have no capacity to understand where their insane approach will lead even though its inevitable failure is a lesson that has been taught over and over, each time leading to immense suffering and devastation. They are akin to the most cognitively impaired Lilliputian covering their mirror with a picture of Gulliver so whenever they look at themselves - and they do enjoy looking at themselves - they only see a giant. Maybe if they use a different match no one will get burned…
I stopped using Google weather on my phone because they always have this cute little frog outside and alone and MASKED. I'll pass on the propaganda. Also, psst Google: cotton masks don't work. I hope that frog has an N95 mask on....outside, alone, in the middle of nowhere.
Kittens learn very quickly, maybe a lot more quickly than adult hoomans
Maybe the start of some merch? T-shirt? coffee mug?
I quit using Goebbels and Chrome quite a while ago and use Duck Duck Go and Firefox. Both are significantly better at not tracking what you do and you have way more options for security and tracking.
How is kittengarten even having in-person (in-cat?) learning during Omicron? Google knows virtual school is safe and effective for learners of all ages and species.
That's so disturbing. The deranged Progressives who run Big Brother Google are cheerleaders for genocide.
That’s scary good!!
That's fantastic - I don't suppose you have an html page for that which we can install locally and actually use it, with the search going to google? (or another search engine, I am not picky) It would be a fantastic conversation starter at work, home, or anywhere else.
I just was thinking here about the original one. Is it perhaps the real Dr Mengele we see there at the right, dressed up as the "e" guy? I always thought he was taller.
Don't be GoeEEEVVVILLbbeles
Bad Feline, FTW!
So true! Well done.
That sort of shit could never happen in America!!! Say all the folks still wearing masks.
10/10
Hey el gato malo, I bought a year's subscription a few days back and ever since all the emails of your new posts stopped.
Help!
missed a great opportunity to write "Gestapo search" instead of "Google search" in the box to the left of "I'm feelin-e Lucky".
oh well, nobody's perfect....
🤣🤣🤣 Right on the nail.