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Is N95 underwear on the bingo card this time around, Eric?

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I only regret that I have one heart to give for this Substack joke.

-Nathan Hale, 2022 probably

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Maybe show the FDA 'Pulp Fiction', see if they mandate gimp-suits for everyone?

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Yes, leather cladding, head to toe, with red ball gags, just for show

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Imagine (or don't!) the smell of a full senate or congress during summer.

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That might smell a little swampy?....

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Ding! Ding! Ding! Jack-pot!

I need to up my game, clearly. In my defence, it is sweltering here - +27C in the shade, the Sun shines in the North since it's Midsommar, and the air's so thick it feels as if I'm wearing a mask.

At least I won the coin toss whose turn it was to clean out the chicken coop, which we've nick-named 'Parliament', a bit unfair as we actually get something good from the chickens.

Ahhh, ignore my ramblings, it's the heat and the Akvavit and the home-made honeyed mead and pickled herrings talking.

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Come down to visit in Florida. I'll show you swampy. Three shower-a-day swampy

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Missouri is as bad but we have been struggling the past few days

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Heading to KC this week for 4th.

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Not sure what the 4th will bring. You know Missouri weather. : )

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Oh I'm familiar. I've lived there two different times for 10 years each time.

If you don't like the weather...just wait a few minutes...

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Akvavit makes a bloody fine Bloody Mary.

Especially in G├╢teborg.

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ItтАЩs nice to hear someone ramble about something other than the crap going on in the world. Thanks for the escape

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Btw I like pickled herrings. My wife and I have been to Sweden twice.

My first experience with herring wasn't in Sweden though it was in the lauterbrunnen valley in Switzerland

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Imagine how bad it would be without the AoC.

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double the dough!

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The wind that never stops blowing.

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I can hardly wait to see Fauxi in тАЬprotective тАЬ gear ЁЯдг

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Maybe he can borrow a hazmat suit from Peter Dinklage.

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тАж I hope the same fate expects him тАж of course.

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Sounds a lot like Anally Induced Death Syndrome! Oh, Wait: Both brought to Dr Science himself.

If only Trump took Scott Atlas' advice, like DeSantis. Widespread distribution of IVM, C, D, Zinc would have stopped the left's plandemic in it's tracks!

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Hahaha!

Totally agree. But that would've been free!

Early morning and mid-day sunshine. Critical.

"The person with the best tan wins" would've been much more effective slogan than "We're all in it together"

I'm thinking we'd have better results and it would've been a lot more fun!...:}

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Double N95 underwear!

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So good. I missed this one!

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