You could start with a BLM one. Then you'd only have one empty spot left! Oh wait, I got another one! An assault rifle with a diagonal red line crossing it. That's it, free toaster! Woohoo!
Thank you for continually shining a light on the insanity of our current paradigm. To go through the world thinking so differently than the majority can be a lonely road. Your writing is one of those places that helps to validate that different isn't crazy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Let’s remember that Dr Simone Gold is in prison right now, just a few days into her 60 day sentence for “trespassing”. She’s a political prisoner, a doctor and attorney in a very scary environment. We’ve been hearing every day about Britney Griner (who also doesn’t deserve the sentence she has in a Russian prison) but the US is being equally arbitrary and punitive. It’s a damned shame. Whatever we can do to support her, let’s do so.
This type of comedy takes 100 points off your social credit score.
You could start with a BLM one. Then you'd only have one empty spot left! Oh wait, I got another one! An assault rifle with a diagonal red line crossing it. That's it, free toaster! Woohoo!
Unfortunately the toaster only works when connected to a wind turbine. That will cost you another 1,000,000 loyalty cards.
Thank you for continually shining a light on the insanity of our current paradigm. To go through the world thinking so differently than the majority can be a lonely road. Your writing is one of those places that helps to validate that different isn't crazy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Bonus points towards a set of 6 steak knives for best redefinitions of:-
pandemic; vaccine; disease; inflation; recession; woman.
Babylon Bee offers a (satirical) app called SIGNLR... "Algorithms within Signlr analyze virtue signal trends across the Internet and, as soon as a new one is detected, update all your social media to fit the current narrative." The perfect companion to your Loyalty Card!
Will there be a reliable supply of bread by Thanksgiving though? 😬
Wait, no credit for global warming (I mean climate change) support?
The current thing for 30 years and counting.
Let’s remember that Dr Simone Gold is in prison right now, just a few days into her 60 day sentence for “trespassing”. She’s a political prisoner, a doctor and attorney in a very scary environment. We’ve been hearing every day about Britney Griner (who also doesn’t deserve the sentence she has in a Russian prison) but the US is being equally arbitrary and punitive. It’s a damned shame. Whatever we can do to support her, let’s do so.
The two remaining stamps are:
- EV vehicle purchase
- Gov't schools are the best
Just to be clear: The end point is not "free toaster" or "free toast". You are the toast.
Some true loyalists got cards way before Biden. And they got Extra bonus pts for blm stamps
You have an advanced case of cattitude!!
Haha!🤣
don't forget climate change/planet earth extinction