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This type of comedy takes 100 points off your social credit score.

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You could start with a BLM one. Then you'd only have one empty spot left! Oh wait, I got another one! An assault rifle with a diagonal red line crossing it. That's it, free toaster! Woohoo!

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Unfortunately the toaster only works when connected to a wind turbine. That will cost you another 1,000,000 loyalty cards.

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Thank you for continually shining a light on the insanity of our current paradigm. To go through the world thinking so differently than the majority can be a lonely road. Your writing is one of those places that helps to validate that different isn't crazy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Support The Current Thing Company to stay up to date on your virtue signaling gear! https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/how-to-build-a-killer-business-and

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Bonus points towards a set of 6 steak knives for best redefinitions of:-

pandemic; vaccine; disease; inflation; recession; woman.

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Babylon Bee offers a (satirical) app called SIGNLR... "Algorithms within Signlr analyze virtue signal trends across the Internet and, as soon as a new one is detected, update all your social media to fit the current narrative." The perfect companion to your Loyalty Card!

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Will there be a reliable supply of bread by Thanksgiving though? 😬

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Wait, no credit for global warming (I mean climate change) support?

The current thing for 30 years and counting.

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Let’s remember that Dr Simone Gold is in prison right now, just a few days into her 60 day sentence for “trespassing”. She’s a political prisoner, a doctor and attorney in a very scary environment. We’ve been hearing every day about Britney Griner (who also doesn’t deserve the sentence she has in a Russian prison) but the US is being equally arbitrary and punitive. It’s a damned shame. Whatever we can do to support her, let’s do so.

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The two remaining stamps are:

- EV vehicle purchase

- Gov't schools are the best

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Just to be clear: The end point is not "free toaster" or "free toast". You are the toast.

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Some true loyalists got cards way before Biden. And they got Extra bonus pts for blm stamps

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You have an advanced case of cattitude!!

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Haha!🤣

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don't forget climate change/planet earth extinction

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