but at least i didn't die. it could have been so much worse! and brake pads were never meant to stop a car, just reduce symptoms. that's why we changed the definition of "stop" and "brake" recently so we could snatch victory out of the jaws of failure.
although maybe we should redefine "victory" and "failure" just to be sure
If he retweets this and gets banned from Twitter for spreading misinformation can he still be forced to buy Twitter. But then it’s a double negative, so it’s true?
just to be clear you guys:
elon didn't tweet this.
it's a parody.
Ford and GM raised prices by $7,500 after the "Inflation Reduction Act" passed with $7,500 tax credits. Science!
but at least i didn't die. it could have been so much worse! and brake pads were never meant to stop a car, just reduce symptoms. that's why we changed the definition of "stop" and "brake" recently so we could snatch victory out of the jaws of failure.
although maybe we should redefine "victory" and "failure" just to be sure
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain. Tax Credit subject to Death Tax.
That tweet won the internet for me today. A great laugh for an otherwise humorless Monday morning. 😂
My crash would have been so much worse without all the brake pads. I will soon install a fifth.
green is sold much like harmful covid vaccines.
design the test to ignore range, availability repair and overhaul, life costs. then claim excellence.
applies to ev, pv, wind, h2, long range watt wasting xmission, etc......
I hear the parachutes of former FDA commissioners are made of gold.
Are you sure that's not Elon? It seems very "him" actually!
If he retweets this and gets banned from Twitter for spreading misinformation can he still be forced to buy Twitter. But then it’s a double negative, so it’s true?
is not musk usa' #1 african american billionaire?
Well, that's just EPIC!
Bourla is going to need more than a parachute
I love parody! Just a pinch between my cheek and gums keeps me going all day. Thank you!
Truth! Gato 🐈⬛ can you check this info out I have no idea how credible it is!?
https://www.globalresearch.ca/shocking-uk-government-admits-covid-vaccinated-children-4423-more-likely-die-any-cause-13633-more-likely-die-covid-19-than-unvaccinated-children/5788225
Say the line. Say the line!