I realized he didn't, but it's still almost too good not to reTweet. The only danger is that some of the people following me, and some of the people following them, would not even realize I was joking. #FacePalm
Some people will pretend to be surprised by this. Sad. "Inflation Inflation Act" would have been more accurate, as, doubtless, other companies will also up their prices, and the befuddled left will wonder why inflation continues unabated.....
The true believers will be befuddled but it will not sway their pfaith. As for the politicians pushing these policies, they are purposely driving up inflation. They certainly know what they're doing.
but at least i didn't die. it could have been so much worse! and brake pads were never meant to stop a car, just reduce symptoms. that's why we changed the definition of "stop" and "brake" recently so we could snatch victory out of the jaws of failure.
although maybe we should redefine "victory" and "failure" just to be sure
If he retweets this and gets banned from Twitter for spreading misinformation can he still be forced to buy Twitter. But then it’s a double negative, so it’s true?
just to be clear you guys:
elon didn't tweet this.
it's a parody.
At first I thought the CDC hijacked his account and was now mandating masks for cars!
If CDC was making EVs, they would mandate everyone to buy Teslas... and - just like the real ones, they would catch fire and kill the owner...
Wait a minute - does the CDC own stock in Tesla :P?
What does a person who has diarrhea and a person who owns an electric vehicle have in common?
They both want to make it home...
🤣🤣🤣
Ha, ha...
Well played
Darn! I thought he was exposing the madness…but I’ll take the laugh anyhow regardless of source 😀
suspected as much LOL. If the government made them we would all be electrocuted
Wow, gatito, whoever did post it is a real culo malo who is muy bueno at parody.
thanks for clarifying that - it looked like parody, but i'm never really sure these days...
Just don't get yourself sued! We need you.
"cars still fail to stop" - solid English there.
That is what you get when you teach kids to let their creative juices flow, and then worry about editing later... 🤷♂️
Wouldn't it be correct though, if it was about a self-driving car?
Totally got me! Keep up the stellar work! and Thank you for it!
I realized he didn't, but it's still almost too good not to reTweet. The only danger is that some of the people following me, and some of the people following them, would not even realize I was joking. #FacePalm
It’s still hilarious!! 😂🤣
But he could have.
Ford and GM raised prices by $7,500 after the "Inflation Reduction Act" passed with $7,500 tax credits. Science!
the fine print: the batteries must be regulated, adding about $7000 per....
There was 0% inflation in July! Com'on man!!!! Brandon just said so himself!
Some people will pretend to be surprised by this. Sad. "Inflation Inflation Act" would have been more accurate, as, doubtless, other companies will also up their prices, and the befuddled left will wonder why inflation continues unabated.....
The true believers will be befuddled but it will not sway their pfaith. As for the politicians pushing these policies, they are purposely driving up inflation. They certainly know what they're doing.
but at least i didn't die. it could have been so much worse! and brake pads were never meant to stop a car, just reduce symptoms. that's why we changed the definition of "stop" and "brake" recently so we could snatch victory out of the jaws of failure.
although maybe we should redefine "victory" and "failure" just to be sure
LOL! Fantastic!!
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain. Tax Credit subject to Death Tax.
That tweet won the internet for me today. A great laugh for an otherwise humorless Monday morning. 😂
My crash would have been so much worse without all the brake pads. I will soon install a fifth.
green is sold much like harmful covid vaccines.
design the test to ignore range, availability repair and overhaul, life costs. then claim excellence.
applies to ev, pv, wind, h2, long range watt wasting xmission, etc......
I hear the parachutes of former FDA commissioners are made of gold.
Or made out of 💩
Are you sure that's not Elon? It seems very "him" actually!
If he retweets this and gets banned from Twitter for spreading misinformation can he still be forced to buy Twitter. But then it’s a double negative, so it’s true?
Excellent. I’m going to pass you the second fiddle if it comes to it. We can stand on the stern together & play on. It’d be a laugh, anyway.
Too funny I am honored. 🤗. I love we can still find things to laugh about. Cheers!
is not musk usa' #1 african american billionaire?
Well, that's just EPIC!
Bourla is going to need more than a parachute
How about just a long hemp rope? asking for a friend…
I love parody! Just a pinch between my cheek and gums keeps me going all day. Thank you!
Truth! Gato 🐈⬛ can you check this info out I have no idea how credible it is!?
https://www.globalresearch.ca/shocking-uk-government-admits-covid-vaccinated-children-4423-more-likely-die-any-cause-13633-more-likely-die-covid-19-than-unvaccinated-children/5788225
Say the line. Say the line!
Nope. Not gonna 🤗