Mayor Lightfoot saved Chicago by closing the recreational park along the shore of Lake Michigan, protecting us from direct exposure to viral particles wafting down from Sheboygan. Cops were stationed in their vehicles at least every 1/2 mile for 18miles, 24/7, yelling at joggers and moms with strollers and dog-walkers. the CPD was rewarded for this boring, futile duty with $281.5 million from Washington D.C.! (the DJT Admin)
I do not know how they can discuss this with a straight face! They are actually racing to disaster....It's part of the New World Order....make life so completely untenable that we all BEG to be rescued by the Globalists.
Things are going exactly according to plan. The Kalergi Plan, that is. Behold Exhibit A and Exhibit B. For Exhibit C see the Chief of Police of SF, who just announced no more publishing pictures of mug shots of criminals—because somebody might get the wrong idea about “black and brown people.”
Remember folks...the NYC PD is a horribly politicized police department. Once you get above a certain rank (Sgt IIRC), your position essentially becomes a political appointment. Because of the fact that Adams was a Captain (not in spite of it) shows that he was all in on the NYC politics that got them into this mess.
Reporting as your on-the-ground Chicago spokesfeline, I can assure you that if you love never being able to safely leave your house, never being able to safely walk down your sidewalk or safely go downtown, New Yorkers gonna love what they got comin! I would rather hang out in a litter box!
How much you wanna bet? - that Daily Mail story will include something close to this: "... experts do not fully understand how the pandemic led to the jump in crime ..."
Little kitty, if humans are left in charge of cutting off the crusts on the ham sandwich, then they'll have to handle knives. That's not good for any of us!
Back to the point; these people are dangerously hysterically funny as they grope in the liberal toy chest of failed ideas for solutions to problems they've created all on their own.
Given that I reside in neither NYC or Chicago, and have no intent to visit either one, I can appreciate the humour in this post. And I can feel heartfelt sympathy for those who have not yet fled to saner climes.
LOL yeah riiiiiiight. Perfect example of great minds thinking alike. Uh huh sure thing. Problem solved by black genius, again? Okaaaaaaayyyy and awaaaay we go....................... Place your tray tables and seat backs in their upright and locked position. Just wait until a hot summer gets going. What's not to like. I mean really. You can't make this stuff up. Two black knot heads getting together to fight crime in a sanctuary city? Doesn't get any better than this. Cannot feel sorry for these folks that live in the city though. They voted for this even after living through the last devastating administration. Lessons learned, nuffin. They are and will be getting a full measure of what they voted for and a lot more.
They've stopped trying to even make sense. Suddenly, Pfauci still being on TV, after pretty much everything he said being proven incorrect is par for the course. Has anyone heard from Lord Kelvin lately? Even as one of the most renown scientists of his time, he said, "I have not the smallest molecule of faith in aerial navigation other than ballooning, or of the expectation of good results from any of the trials we heard of." That aged well.
And just in case anyone thinks, "well, maybe Chicago is a good source of such information, here are the 2020 crimes stats comparing the two locales, in rates per 100K people. Pretty sure Chicago has little to teach, well, anyone, about how to fight crime, except maybe larceny?
City and state Chicago, Illinois New York, New York
Abolish the police. Drop taxes with what the force used to cost. Let every block or neighbour organise a volunteer citizens patrol, trained and evaluated regularly by senior former police officers.
I mean, it's no more insane than what the whole "abolish the police" racket is about anyway.
It might even be better. Criminals will learn where they get shot on the spot, and where the liberals live.
Might even be a point making a year or two of citizen's guard service being mandatory after moving into a neighbourhood. Either you don't get any liberals moving there, or they won't be liberals for long after the first couple of times a dope-head tries to squirt her tainted blood in their eyes.
Let me get this straight - So what you're saying is, a 56% increase in transit crimes in Chicago is less than the 80% increase in NYC, so Lightfoot must be doing something right, right? Right???
Of course, you can avoid transit crimes by driving your own car, but then you'd be releasing too much carbon dioxide and the polar ice caps will melt and the coasts will disappear and we will all have to move inland to Chicago.
"Would you rather just light New York on fire instead?..." 😂😂 Thank you for a much-needed laugh, good little kitten.
Geez seriously. What time-rift have we fallen into that the Babylon Bee is now the paper of record?
I was thinking of consulting North Korea on how best to protect human rights.
Sorry NYC...you are so F'd! The ex-cop can't figure out how to manage crime? Doesn't really bode well for the remaining citizens.
Holy shit in what world do we look to CHICAGO for answers about solving crime?
"It's just kids being kids! Gang warfare is just part of the culture!"
Mayor Lightfoot saved Chicago by closing the recreational park along the shore of Lake Michigan, protecting us from direct exposure to viral particles wafting down from Sheboygan. Cops were stationed in their vehicles at least every 1/2 mile for 18miles, 24/7, yelling at joggers and moms with strollers and dog-walkers. the CPD was rewarded for this boring, futile duty with $281.5 million from Washington D.C.! (the DJT Admin)
https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-chicago-lightfoot-covid-19-police-spending-20210217-uohx77y36nblrf2526whoedkgi-story.html
Seems objectively pro-cop to me.
lightfoot is evidence that, eventually, everyone gets the face they deserve.
Uh, isn't Adams a former cop? 20 years, retired as Captain? No ideas Eric?
They are just messing with us at this point. This can’t be real.
I do not know how they can discuss this with a straight face! They are actually racing to disaster....It's part of the New World Order....make life so completely untenable that we all BEG to be rescued by the Globalists.
I think it's genius! Ask Lori what she's doing about crime, then do the opposite! :)
Hindenburg design set as standard for all Macy's Parade balloons.
Oh this is awesome! Like soliciting Health & Fitness advice from Chris Farley.
Things are going exactly according to plan. The Kalergi Plan, that is. Behold Exhibit A and Exhibit B. For Exhibit C see the Chief of Police of SF, who just announced no more publishing pictures of mug shots of criminals—because somebody might get the wrong idea about “black and brown people.”
Moved out of Manhattan March 2020…New Yorkers are mostly nuts….but I miss our Giuliani era NYC!
Remember folks...the NYC PD is a horribly politicized police department. Once you get above a certain rank (Sgt IIRC), your position essentially becomes a political appointment. Because of the fact that Adams was a Captain (not in spite of it) shows that he was all in on the NYC politics that got them into this mess.
The Karenland city public health commissars are NPC clones - will be skewering them in my next post on Monday.
So, is it just me? Or does Lori Lightfoot bear a striking resemblance to Marty Feldman?
Reporting as your on-the-ground Chicago spokesfeline, I can assure you that if you love never being able to safely leave your house, never being able to safely walk down your sidewalk or safely go downtown, New Yorkers gonna love what they got comin! I would rather hang out in a litter box!
The Babylon Bee has competition!
How much you wanna bet? - that Daily Mail story will include something close to this: "... experts do not fully understand how the pandemic led to the jump in crime ..."
Little kitty, if humans are left in charge of cutting off the crusts on the ham sandwich, then they'll have to handle knives. That's not good for any of us!
The look she's giving him... like even SHE can't believe he's asking her. When an idiot thinks you're an idiot, you're in deep trouble.
Lori always make me think of "Mars Attacks!" https://tenor.com/view/mars-attack-gif-13197226
Back to the point; these people are dangerously hysterically funny as they grope in the liberal toy chest of failed ideas for solutions to problems they've created all on their own.
Given that I reside in neither NYC or Chicago, and have no intent to visit either one, I can appreciate the humour in this post. And I can feel heartfelt sympathy for those who have not yet fled to saner climes.
Cities were a mistake.
I saw that picture of Ms Lightfoot and had an instant flashback of the zombies in the Michael Jackson Thriller video.
LOL yeah riiiiiiight. Perfect example of great minds thinking alike. Uh huh sure thing. Problem solved by black genius, again? Okaaaaaaayyyy and awaaaay we go....................... Place your tray tables and seat backs in their upright and locked position. Just wait until a hot summer gets going. What's not to like. I mean really. You can't make this stuff up. Two black knot heads getting together to fight crime in a sanctuary city? Doesn't get any better than this. Cannot feel sorry for these folks that live in the city though. They voted for this even after living through the last devastating administration. Lessons learned, nuffin. They are and will be getting a full measure of what they voted for and a lot more.
The only way this gets worse is if we see Hizzoner reading a book about the Donner Party while preparing a Thanksgiving meal.
Who has the bigger dick?
Just punking us now. In fact that's all most of this has been. Probing their followers to see just how vacuous they are.
They cannot be so stupid. They want crime and more crime.
Which is exactly the setup the technocrats wanted for their digital solution.
So I guess Eric will be blaming New Jersey for all their guns now, that's how Lori does it, but Indiana is a little bit of a stretch for Eric!!!
This is a joke right ?
They've stopped trying to even make sense. Suddenly, Pfauci still being on TV, after pretty much everything he said being proven incorrect is par for the course. Has anyone heard from Lord Kelvin lately? Even as one of the most renown scientists of his time, he said, "I have not the smallest molecule of faith in aerial navigation other than ballooning, or of the expectation of good results from any of the trials we heard of." That aged well.
And just in case anyone thinks, "well, maybe Chicago is a good source of such information, here are the 2020 crimes stats comparing the two locales, in rates per 100K people. Pretty sure Chicago has little to teach, well, anyone, about how to fight crime, except maybe larceny?
City and state Chicago, Illinois New York, New York
Murder 28.6 5.6
Rape 50 27.1
Robbery 292.1 158.8
Aggravated assault 616.2 386.2
Burglary 320.9 167.5
Larceny-theft 0 1279.4
Motor vehicle theft 373.2 111.5
Forgot to post the link: https://www.safehome.org/resources/crime-statistics-by-state/
Abolish the police. Drop taxes with what the force used to cost. Let every block or neighbour organise a volunteer citizens patrol, trained and evaluated regularly by senior former police officers.
I mean, it's no more insane than what the whole "abolish the police" racket is about anyway.
It might even be better. Criminals will learn where they get shot on the spot, and where the liberals live.
Might even be a point making a year or two of citizen's guard service being mandatory after moving into a neighbourhood. Either you don't get any liberals moving there, or they won't be liberals for long after the first couple of times a dope-head tries to squirt her tainted blood in their eyes.
Win/win - no lose, maybe.
Well now nyc is going to hold hands with Chicago skipping their way into hell together
hoomans have choked to death on a ham sammich......
Am I allowed to laugh here? I don’t know, lately Substack is acting like Twitter
To be honest it's not quite as funny as a New Yorker!
Hilarious.
Almost as funny as progressives and neo-bolsheviks (redundant?) teaming up to protect against the "erosion of democracy."
https://twitter.com/i/status/1506308346743341063
How in the world are we going to be rid of these people?
Diversity working hard
Well, Clippy did spell "imitate" wrong, so there's that. ;)
This aged well.
Let me get this straight - So what you're saying is, a 56% increase in transit crimes in Chicago is less than the 80% increase in NYC, so Lightfoot must be doing something right, right? Right???
Of course, you can avoid transit crimes by driving your own car, but then you'd be releasing too much carbon dioxide and the polar ice caps will melt and the coasts will disappear and we will all have to move inland to Chicago.
This is like going to a soup kitchen to ask for financial advice.
Late-night endorphins always appreciated!
Wait, that isn’t a Babylon Bee article?
Ok kitty , I’ll ask you ONE question: do you even think humans can be trusted with a ham sandwich? LOL.