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Great now I'm going to have to deal with people blindfolding themselves in their own cars even when its just them

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jeez mr dennis, that does sound kinda dangerous!

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Natural selection at work

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turns out its more effective than the vaccines as you'de be a lot less likely to die of covid when driving blindfolded

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COVID related!

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Goody! Extra moolah.

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Winner

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Well, the head on collision would have been worse if the drivers weren't vaccinated. Now get that 11th booster and mask up!

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And it should go a long way to further the depopulation agenda, a win-win!

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Now we'll be forced to get self driving cars

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Get into an accident while driving blindfolded and they will still call it a Covid death

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The only compassionate solution. No choice. Think of all the problems this can solve!

Self driving cars, with reliance on centrally controlled infrastructure, can now be directed to avoid dangerous areas and dangerous lifestyle choices! Imagine...get in your $200K smart car and say "take me to the dairy queen please!" and it responds "I'm sorry Dave, I can not do that. You have exceeded your healthy choice once per month ice cream quota this month." so you say "Ok, then take me to the steakhouse for dinner!" and your car responds "sorry Dave, I can not do that. You have exceeded your red meat intake quota for this month. I am taking you to the Kale Garden restaurant instead. Please fasten your seatbelt!"

Or...."please take me to the polling place" and your care responds "I'm sorry Dave, I can not do that. Your web browsing history shows you've been viewing non-approved political content so you may vote irresponsibly, damaging our 'democracy' with your misinformation guided opinions" ... oh boy what fun.

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Very entertaining comment.

New HAL same as the Old HAL! AI will not be the fun and games so many think its going to be!

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HAL was a poke at IBM. maybe the centralized AI that will control us all eventually we can call PAL - preposterously absurd lunacy (PAL)....

Nope, bad idea. Never mind.

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HAL9000 was IBM once removed, the latter no stranger to assisting with the Final Solution for profit right out of the gate during the Nazi era.

While the Early HAL9000 prototype and subsequent revisions were relatively benign compared to the

Latest version. = mMAL2030

massMURDER Assisted Lunacy

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If I bought a tesla I would have to also buy all that flame retardant turnout gear like what firefighters wear......

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You know some would do it!

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I did see a woman alone in a car in a mask yesterday, so a blindfold can't be far off.

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The great news is any blindfold will do, even closing your eyes works to stop the spread.

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This is seriously entering Bugbladder Beast territory...if you can't see the virus, it can't see you, thus you are safe....

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That’s why you cover yourself with a towel.

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Aug 23, 2023·edited Aug 23, 2023

100% Legit! Checks out!

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The blindfold being the open air equivalent of sticking your head in the sand...

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Where I drive, they already do.

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They just get a super sized mask from Masky-Dees.

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My blindfold protects you.

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is that a sort of sneaky way of calling someone ugly?

(because that would be kinda mean)

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If I had one of those fancy AI meme generators, a blindfolded, karate chopping cat, hissing out "my blindfold protects you" would be probably show up a Sunday meanday post...

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Stop it! 😂

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Ouch, nicely stated

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Laughing too hard...!!!

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Brilliant

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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And your clear vision hurts me?

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A brave step toward vision impairment equity

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My attorneys will be in touch. You almost caused me to drown. I was taking a sip of water when I read your comment. I still have. Water running out of my nose and all over my shirt. Thank you for that. I really needed a laugh today you provided it

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*Harrison Bergeron has entered the chat*

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Uh oh, that guy peeked! Someone call the Handicapper General.

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Pretty soon you're gonna understand why they called them "Face coverings".

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*golf clap*

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If someone has the mind virus, they no longer need to use their eyes.

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Is there an mRNA vaccine for that?

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Indeed. and I thought it was Isis that would try to put me in a burqa

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At least you can see out of a burka

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def. to silently watch.

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Flattening the curb is just what blind drivers do

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OUCH

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Accurate.

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Cover mouths, cover eyes...

🙊🙈🙉🤬

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What about earplugs?

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Why not indeed. Butt plugs too?

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That's only for monkeypox season....

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They write themselves!

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They’re trying to bring back WuFlu so monkeypox could be next!

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double OUCH!

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Correction: the IT Bike

Southpark - nsfw - (1:26 mins) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKR1Z1lRik

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Put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades...you know where to put the cork....

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Step right up, the Who's Tommy is right over here...

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“ The Government That Cried Wolf.” ...Fool me once, shame on you... forget twice, we’re not as stupid as you think.

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It's interesting how ears and eyes are connected because if you hear enough bullshit propaganda you stop seeing everything.😸

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No need for a blindfold.........I know folks who haven't opened their eyes for years!

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'Bout darn time! Who wants to look at anything going on now?!

😉

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Where can I get my official CDC certified blindfold?

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No, my friend. You're doing it wrong.

You need to apply for a grant to study which sorts of blindfolds are most effective*.

*depends upon your metric, tho - no?

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To protect granny.......for 2 weeks.......to flatten the curve, doncha know.......

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"to flatten the curve"

And pedestrians.

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And gagging.

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