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Smells like cat spirit.

BEST. ALBUM. COVER. EVER.

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Agreed, with one minor change- this whole fiasco is more aptly named "Smells Like Cat Litter".

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i am just a kitten mr aurora, but i have never smelled cat litter that stinks 1/10th as bad as what's been being shoveled this year.

so i think your comment is kinda maybe unfair to cats...

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Agreed, although kitties can’t be blamed for the smell of their litter—especially since they do everything they can to cover it up 😹

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Like the last two years. Cats would’ve done a better job!

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No, no, no my friend...Was it WaPo or NYT that said online cats are the modern day pirates (I added that description, because... https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-costume-pirate-LUIvcbR6yytz2

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I want him and I will name him Ragnar Danneskjöld.

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Totally agree.

For 18 years we had a cat nicknamed "The Stink™".

She was a bloody gardenia in comparison.

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. . . . and we don't shovel, we scoop. :)

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The cat litter never bothered me. I did, however, gag regularly when I had to feed our cats that jellified cat food (liver and such) as a kid but this past year gave me a whole new appreciation of how good those times were. Those cats were worth a good gag.

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“Territorial Pissings”

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😹👏

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"Come as you are" gatito (even if you haven't had the kitten-vax)

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come, as you are

as you purr

as i waaaaaaant, mew to be...

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and i swear that i don't have claws

no i don't have claws

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😹 But this is a strictly anti-declawing community!

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You are slaying me. Yet again.

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Stuck here in CT listening to Tom Petty and The Waiting and I Won’t Back Down....

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Mind blowing that Nevermind is over 30yrs old.

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fk thanks for making me feel old

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Just enjoy the last analog rock music ever made, no AutoTune or ProTools.

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That album takes me straight back to the fraternity house in college, late fall '91, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Primus, Operation Ivy, A Tribe Called Quest, Fugazi, Mettalicca, and the Pixies on an infinite loop, turned up to 11. Everyone hated us. Miss those days.

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Saw them at the Warfield in '90 with Sonic Youth.

I'm with you friend, those were some kick-ass days.

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Operation Ivy I haven't heard of.

I couldn't listen to Pearl Jam I was too upset at Andrew Wood ODing from Mother Love Bone.

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Epic! That phone though...

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Imagine the contact tracing that could be done with that thing!

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Wouldn't need a notification. You could see 'em coming a mile away. lol

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Gordon Gekko would be jealous.

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Vaxxers be singing 'Rape me...rape me again'. It's the booster anthem.

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Thought about that...was going to modify as Rape Us.

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Best. Board. Ever.

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Covidian 90's Theme Song: "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" - Garbage.

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"Down with the Sickness" - Disturbed

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I was pretty much done with music by the end of the 80s...and then I heard Smells Like Teen Spirit...

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Ikr?

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Another legendary band would like to weigh in on the "pandemic". I give you Tool's "Fear Inoculum":

The deceiver says, he says

"You belong to me

You don't wanna breathe the light of the others

Fear the light, fear the breath

Fear the others for eternity"

But I hear them now, inhale the clarity

Hear the venom, the venom in

What you say inoculated

Bless this immunity

Bless this immunity

Bless this immunity

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Those guys went on a journey. You gotta wonder where sometimes. Had a great time at their concert though.

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Did you hear the kitty on the cover is suing. Kitty porn.

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🤣

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😂

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Am I the first to reference Smells Like Nirvana, Wierd Al's parody? We really need his cultural commentary right now.

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There are some zeroes missing on that bill. Nobody would jump into the water for a measley dollar these days, not even a cat - especially not a cat.

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"I feel stupid and contagious" was on a bring back live music poster that got put up in Seattle a year ago.

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Cool. That's the good ol' back in the day Teen Spirit.

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A cat fantasy: neutering mandate for whacko pinko socialist communist democrats.

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Me too!

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Hello

The RKI changed their Data.

Its not 186 unvxd omicron cases but now 1097.

Can you do another graph thingy?

I am too stupid to calculate it.

Thanx

Best regards

Stephy

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That Phone! This is what people will say in 30 years with respect to employing mRNA technology on an unsuspecting populace. "How adorable" they will say.

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Okay, THIS is really funny. Thank you!

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Hahahahaha! That is truly the cat's pajamas.

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Love it!

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It's actually surprising where some people fall... He could have gone either way, but yeah, youre probably right

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Pathetic.

If only this were peak irony.

It's looking like the summit is in low orbit at this point.

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I've been calling them Simp for the Machine

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Oh God. So disappointing. I was telling people they were ahead of their time and should have saved their music for 2020. I guess someone told them to jump and they just asked "how high"?

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I don't think so. Courtney, yes absolutely. But not Kurt.

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Now that's some speaking ill of the dead.

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